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Public News Post #1731
You Beautiful God!
Written by: Pancake Shortstack Subotai Ysav'rai, Avatar of Pleasure
Date: Thursday, December 17th, 2015
Addressed to: Karagash, the Iron God
I'd say You have a face that all mothers love. So do fathers, brothers,
sisters and mostly myself!
I'm not saying You're smart, but your brilliance blinds me!
I'm not saying You're beautiful, but I want to marry you!
I'm not saying You're strong, but your little pinky is greater than
all of the Basin of Life!
I'm not saying You're fit, but when I see you flex your muscles--WOWZER!
I'm not saying You're skilled, but please, please let teach me the smallest
of your talents!
Penned by my hand on the 15th of Roarkian, in the year 429 CE.