Howzit errybody!

I arready wen have two peopo blame me so fah, so das it. I not da guy
stay release da zombie on da highway. I actually da guy tryin? fo? keep
da place lock down. I know who stay doin? um tho, so I give you one
chance. I goin? lock da Guttah down one mo? time an? if I come back fo?
find da place all da way open again, I goin? let ERRYBODY know who you
ah.

Dis yoa only warning.


Take kea, errybody,
Aimoku

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Dvarsh, in the year 482 CE.