Dear random person,

I have wonderful news as your dream has come true(1)!

Gaudiguch has 2 shops that are looking for a new owner. And you are one of the few selected to bid on this grand opportunity. The shops in question are 'Warm Sands' and 'The Gaudiguch boutique' these shops are located in the centre of our shopping district and can be considered of small size with their 250 item stockrooms. As always as a new shop owner you will get a free redecoration and renaming of your shop should you want it.

Now you may ask how much will this cost you, and the answer to that is 250,000 gold sovereigns and of course the cost the Gnaffia charges yearly to not steal from or let others steal from you (this is 5000 gold sovereigns a year paid via taxes). But there is more, are you a member of a nation allied to Gaudiguch than we will cover that protection contribution for you! Should your status change during your renting so do the tax rates.

Now are there rules, yes but nothing too unusual, you can obviously not be an enemy of Gaudiguch, and you can not give enemies access to your stockroom. You must strive to maintain 10 unique items in stock at a realistic selling price and of course pay your taxes in time (if applicable). Should this not always succeed we are known to be lenient.

Should you be interested in this offer (which you can but should not refuse) please contact me, should you have questions or want our full shop ownership ruleset also contact me. However should you wish to trade insults with me please contact Kistan.

Ever annoyed,
Esoneyuna

(1) Assuming your dreams involve owning a shop in Gaudiguch and you are picked from the many applications.

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Avechary, in the year 496 CE.