Ilyrin is sporting a chic geek look, meaning that he must wear clothes that allow him to give his junk a pocket protector.

The civilized world?

That's what I'm saying. And he's gay. An attractive gay man! I'm pretty sure that's a sin against the gay bible.

edit: and I know he dresses well, or at least he is in his profile picture.

We've discussed it and, as the leading member of Celest's pantheon, I regret to inform you that we've called the Human Rights Campaign.

Ilyarin, they'll be confiscating your 'gay'. Sorry.

Copping a feel....we've all been duped!

It seems Ilyarin's gayness has already been snatched, and he's batting for the other team

Who can resist teh boobs?

... we sort of thought that would be you.

apparently not.

*carefully folds dungarees and puts on shelf of items not to be worn again*

Hey now, you can always add a bandana next time and tell people you're going for a "Dexys Midnight Runners" kind of look.

Joking aside, it's not necessarily about what you wear, but how you wear it. *sagenod*

Now, now, let us leave Mr. Astley alone...

(You should fold your homosexuality in with your giant bib for groping 'teh boobs')

*pat pat*

If you ever come to texas, let me know. We can go to my dad's ranch and you'll have plenty of reason to wear your overalls.

I have a tendency to make out with girls when drunk.... in fact I'm pretty sure I only make out with girls when I am drunk. I'm only gay when I am sober

.. but you're never sober.

For those too lazy to look at my profile:


I may look familiar to some of you. And to those of you to whom I do look familiar, I say that I'm not who you used to know. /profound

Didn't you kill yourself once you realized you were married to Courtney Love?

No, but if I ever did marry Courtney Love (just saying her name makes me want to punch small animals) I would definitely kill myself.

After doing the world a favor and killing her.

Although I can play a lot of Kurt Cobain's songs.

Edit: Kurt Cobain, for those who don't feel like Googling to get Shaddus' joke.

If anyone honestly thinks you look like Kurt Cobain they're either blind or stupid, because you look nothing like him. At all.

THANK YOU. My face is neither that wide nor that round.

Love me some Nirvana.