Looking for kids

by Richter

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Unknown2010-07-01 08:39:22
QUOTE (Kaia @ Jun 20 2010, 03:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I need more babies, for I am lonely. sad.gif

Requirements:
Not an idiot
Not excessively clingy
Active
The term 'useless' can never be applicable to you.
Must live in Glomdoring or be willing to relocate.

RP at Narynth a bit, as even posting this goes against my usual rules for acquiring family.


You will also need to complete a rigorous 3 day examination by the father to accurately calculate your 'disappointment' factor, a number wherein the higher it is, the more likely you will just break my e-heart when you go inactive before me sad.gif

In order to score lower, you will need to be able to do 1 of 3 things:
1. Become a hero to an org
2. Do not be useless
3. Only require excessive amounts of love from the mother while being fine with only getting furtive fistbumps from the father.
Ardmore2010-07-01 14:29:54
QUOTE (Sojiro @ Jul 1 2010, 04:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You will also need to complete a rigorous 3 day examination by the father to accurately calculate your 'disappointment' factor, a number wherein the higher it is, the more likely you will just break my e-heart when you go inactive before me sad.gif

In order to score lower, you will need to be able to do 1 of 3 things:
1. Become a hero to an org
2. Do not be useless
3. Only require excessive amounts of love from the mother while being fine with only getting furtive fistbumps from the father.

THE PERFECT FATHER!!!!! sad.gif(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Kaia2010-07-02 04:38:31
QUOTE (Sojiro @ Jul 1 2010, 04:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You will also need to complete a rigorous 3 day examination by the father to accurately calculate your 'disappointment' factor, a number wherein the higher it is, the more likely you will just break my e-heart when you go inactive before me sad.gif

In order to score lower, you will need to be able to do 1 of 3 things:
1. Become a hero to an org
2. Do not be useless
3. Only require excessive amounts of love from the mother while being fine with only getting furtive fistbumps from the father.



Shu also likes to spend massive time together with worthy offspring, including but not limited to massacres, 'snuggle time', and arts and crafts hour.
Unknown2010-07-02 04:51:05
QUOTE (Kaia @ Jul 2 2010, 12:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Shu also likes to spend massive time together with worthy offspring, including but not limited to massacres, 'snuggle time', and arts and crafts hour.


Hey, I missed out on arts n crafts hour!

oh wait, that's prolly because I've had to be inactive... lemme go fix that right now
Razenth2010-07-02 05:09:48
Shuyin and Narynth were awesome during my secret alty interactions with them and I am sad I'm too old to be their kid sad.gif
Casilu2010-07-02 05:16:17
QUOTE (Razenth @ Jul 1 2010, 10:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Shuyin and Narynth were awesome during my secret alty interactions with them and I am sad I'm too old to be their kid sad.gif


How much too old?
Razenth2010-07-02 05:17:55
Given that Narynth is 50, and I'm 154, about 117 years.
Kaia2010-07-02 05:21:38
Hey now, I'm 18 on a good day.

Alty alts? Must know! ohmy.gif
Casilu2010-07-02 05:25:21
QUOTE (Razenth @ Jul 1 2010, 10:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Given that Narynth is 50, and I'm 154, about 117 years.


Meant the alt.
Razenth2010-07-02 05:28:43
You had a fun time with it Narynth, I remember! Not going to say more to preserve my anonymity! happy.gif
Shaddus2010-07-02 08:02:05
All the times I had an alt in Glomdoring with promise, it was usually Xenthos who took me hunting. Why can't I get some Sure-win action?
Xenthos2010-07-02 12:29:58
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Jul 2 2010, 04:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
All the times I had an alt in Glomdoring with promise, it was usually Xenthos who took me hunting. Why can't I get some Sure-win action?

And / or an alt that only logged on to aetherships while we were abashing and was never seen otherwise. *eye*
Siam2010-07-02 12:33:28
QUOTE (Xenthos @ Jul 2 2010, 08:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And / or an alt that only logged on to aetherships while we were abashing and was never seen otherwise. *eye*


I can think of quite a few which fits that description. How many Shaddus alts are there?!
Xenthos2010-07-02 12:39:47
QUOTE (thisismydisplayname @ Jul 2 2010, 08:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can think of quite a few which fits that description. How many Shaddus alts are there?!

To be fair, not all were his.
Unknown2010-07-02 14:16:06
QUOTE (Xenthos @ Jul 2 2010, 08:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
To be fair, not all were his.


I really ought to figure out the whole aetherbashing thing at some point... as more than a lee.. I mean doing more than locking into a collector.
Shaddus2010-07-02 16:14:15
Nope, I'm somewhat sure you don't know who it is then, because I've never had an alt that only woke up to aetherhunt.
Shaddus2010-07-02 16:29:10
QUOTE (thisismydisplayname @ Jul 2 2010, 07:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How many Shaddus alts are there?!

My CHARACTERS command has a more option.

However, to assuage your curiousity... my characters command lists 23 characters. I play four of them regularly, there's two I would like to get into more, and the rest are just half-failed experiments.

Strangely enough... I have the most Cantors alts (three characters), no Serenguard, Celestine or Hartstone, and half of my alts are perm'd.
Unknown2010-07-02 19:13:41
Ok! Once I get some more time to play Zayden and Lakya (which I will find time, because institute is cool, and Mag... well, Lakya may be transferring to Gaudi) I want some parents. Aeral isn't old enough to be a mom yet but she'll be looking for some in about a decade. >.>

So, Lakya, from Nihilists, or Zayden from Institute? Bidding starts at 1 gold per character, highest bidder be my parents. I promise they will not go inactive, but I limit the time I play on alts.
Xenthos2010-07-03 03:57:45
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Jul 2 2010, 12:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nope, I'm somewhat sure you don't know who it is then, because I've never had an alt that only woke up to aetherhunt.

Intentional or not, it has happened.

Especially since you confirmed the character choice a while back when I made a comment about this very subject. tongue.gif
Luciden2010-07-03 21:48:19
Luciden and Jigan would like more children.

Children
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- Can rp adopted or blood-related.
- Magnagoran preferred, however, other areas can be done.
- Any age range is fine really, since both of them are old as dirt.

Pros
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- Your parents are interesting/odd, and take interest in their family
- You will be related to/aquaintances of powerful people
- d'Murani family (yus)
- You get a room in the family manse
- Father is an experienced merchant
- Mother is an experienced matchmaker
- You'll never be lonely

Additional Notes
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- Jigan may attempt to consume you
- Luciden runs a brothel


Those interested should contact either Jigan or Luciden in game.