Looking for a Husband/Wife

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Lavinya2010-08-30 11:43:33
Horrifying, isn't it? Yes, a true quote.
Shulamit2010-08-30 11:50:22
Ahhh, I suppose I should advertise, again.

Shulamit is looking for a husband. Or a wife. Or something.

She's still designing, and currently trademasters...2 bookbinding, one cooking, and one artisan cartel.

Also. She has lots of shiny, rather silly artifacts, including

A shiny quill

A shiny merchant's ledger

A font to Lord Lyreth, and prayer beads to the same...

and other stuff

(shiny means I got it customized)

She gives out the artifacts to friends all the time, so, you could get her to lend em to you whenever, really.

Can't be enemied to Hallifax, of course...

And, would likely want you to marry into Lunarose. More kids, heh.
Neos2010-08-30 15:51:44
QUOTE (Shulamit @ Aug 30 2010, 07:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ahhh, I suppose I should advertise, again.

Shulamit is looking for a husband. Or a wife. Or something.

She's still designing, and currently trademasters...2 bookbinding, one cooking, and one artisan cartel.

Also. She has lots of shiny, rather silly artifacts, including

A shiny quill

A shiny merchant's ledger

A font to Lord Lyreth, and prayer beads to the same...

and other stuff

(shiny means I got it customized)

She gives out the artifacts to friends all the time, so, you could get her to lend em to you whenever, really.

Can't be enemied to Hallifax, of course...

And, would likely want you to marry into Lunarose. More kids, heh.


This is all that's stopping me.
Sakr2010-08-30 18:33:41
QUOTE (Ameryth @ Aug 27 2010, 04:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sotsepmet Koicei needs a husband.
Must be partial to nefarious plots and the like. And fond of food, if not necessarily a cook. Actually, it's probably best if you aren't a cook - Sot gets rather jealous.
Sot is;
Son of the present Warlord of Magnagora
TM of the Gourmonds and the Black Kitchens
Seditionist
Charming
A little bit crazy
More than a little arrogant and egocentric.
Has;
One daughter already waiting; Eliara. I can't be held responsible for her.
Own cartel
Small manse
Awesome relatives
Aversion to MUDsecks

Despite the smattering of poisonings over the years, Sot is actually a rather nice fellow. Send me a message or tell (OOCly) if you're interested.


I will concur, Pretty awesome guy. Polite as well, and not polite like polite censor.gif you polite, but amiable polite. But I wish you were looking for a female, i have a friend in mind who would have went well with you.
Shulamit2010-08-30 22:04:08
Just don't wanna give up my name sad.gif

I was the founder, after all...
Neos2010-08-31 01:11:35
QUOTE (Shulamit @ Aug 30 2010, 06:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just don't wanna give up my name sad.gif

I was the founder, after all...


We could possibly be good together. You can help me get out all my damn designs that I'm too lazy to do myself. But alas... sad.gif
Unknown2010-08-31 03:05:17
Someone marry Sot! He's the nicest guy and makes fantastic food.

What more could you really want?

Seriously?
Shaddus2010-08-31 04:24:18
Stay tuned, ladies. In about two hours Pesukaru will be posting his resume. You can't afford to miss this!
Casilu2010-08-31 04:26:31
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Aug 30 2010, 09:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Stay tuned, ladies. In about two hours Pesukaru will be posting his resume. You can't afford to miss this!


Marry me? suspicious.gif
Shaddus2010-08-31 05:05:59
QUOTE (casilu @ Aug 30 2010, 10:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Marry me? suspicious.gif


Rather not get enemied to the Tahtetso, thanks.
Casilu2010-08-31 05:25:07
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Aug 30 2010, 10:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Rather not get enemied to the Tahtetso, thanks.


That only happened to Somaria. I'm not even a Tahtetso enemy anymore. sad.gif
Unknown2010-08-31 05:43:46
QUOTE (Ameryth @ Aug 27 2010, 06:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sotsepmet Koicei needs a husband.
Must be partial to nefarious plots and the like. And fond of food, if not necessarily a cook. Actually, it's probably best if you aren't a cook - Sot gets rather jealous.
Sot is;
Son of the present Warlord of Magnagora
TM of the Gourmonds and the Black Kitchens
Seditionist
Charming
A little bit crazy
More than a little arrogant and egocentric.
Has;
One daughter already waiting; Eliara. I can't be held responsible for her.
Own cartel
Small manse
Awesome relatives
Aversion to MUDsecks

Despite the smattering of poisonings over the years, Sot is actually a rather nice fellow. Send me a message or tell (OOCly) if you're interested.



Marry this man! He is one of the sweetest, weirdest, creepiest, oddest, scariest.. I forgot where I was going with this..

Marry Sotty!
Shaddus2010-08-31 06:46:18
-amid fanfare-

QUOTE
Pesukaru is becoming much more active, and is looking for a wife. These are the requirements.

Must be Celest or Hallifax. Glomdoring is possible, but not likely. Serenwilde may be open in the future, but I doubt it.

Must be intelligent. I am the judge of this, not you.

Must not be enemied to Celest, Lord Lyreth, or the Cantors.





Things which count in your favour:

QUOTE
Owning your own cartel of almost any kind.

Being an undersecretary or higher in your guild.

Having good grammar. I swear, if my wife ever EVER uses the words, "I has a pony", I shall beat her around the head and shoulders with a sharp stick.

Being a furrikin yourself. This is a major bonus, not a requirement.



About Pesukaru:

QUOTE
Pesukaru is a racoon furrikin, gr19 Cantor, CR6, one time guild champion. He's trans starhymn, trans tinkering, Mythical Jewelry, trans influence. He has Gloves, which he will gladly loan to you, or he will do basically free enchanting for you. He's into combat, but that's not a requirement for his wife, though it's a bonus. He's in Lord Lyreth's order, though he's secretly smitten with Lady Terentia. He's fiercely protective of his family (except his traitorous brother Azyurial), but not smothering. Extreme PDA is a turnoff, though the occasional cuddle and peck in public is fine. He has a small one room manse den with a throne in it, and he's in need of expanding it. Expect Pesukaru to shower you with shiny trinkets he finds, he's sort of a magpie but not a sugar daddy.
Casilu2010-08-31 06:54:19
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Aug 30 2010, 11:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
-amid fanfare-






Things which count in your favour:




About Pesukaru:



Hi. I'm saving up for my own cartel. suspicious.gif
Shulamit2010-08-31 07:00:58
Hi, I have my own cartel since...ages? *hide from Casi*

Unknown2010-08-31 10:23:17
Sotsepmet! Sotsepmet! He's the man! If he can't do it then what hope is there for us? We should resign ourselves to a lonely existence of lonliness and misery.
Ameryth2010-08-31 11:22:13
QUOTE (Tourn @ Aug 31 2010, 08:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sotsepmet! Sotsepmet! He's the man! If he can't do it then what hope is there for us? We should resign ourselves to a lonely existence of lonliness and misery.


That sounds ominously prophetic.

Also.
C'mon! I own the Black Kitchens! Have you seen my candied library? It's scrumptious.
Unknown2010-08-31 12:47:11
Heeeey..... I just realised your an Aussie as well. Marry Sotsepmet because the accent is apparent cute and if you don't we will unleash a wide variety of poisonous creatures out of your speakers.

(Good promoting, yes?)
Ameryth2010-08-31 14:21:48
We can't afford to send away any of our beloved poisonous creatures at present. We're saving them up until Summer, whereupon the entire ecosystem will burst into flame, forcing us to fling ourselves into the oceans filled with poisonous octopus, several different sharks and swarms of jellyfish.
Lavinya2010-09-01 00:04:03
Marry Sot! Not only is his accent almost as cute as mine, but he will recite ode's to your varied body parts, will keep you fed with the most delightfully delectable dishes (Merian Pie, anyone?), and will keep you amused for hours on end with his razor sharp wit. The girls all want to marry him, but he's only interested in the boys! (Depressing for us girls, I know)