Yes, I'm quoting you for the same thing twice!



Now you left for Glom...I'm never going to be able to not marry you in Celest because I'm already married and not divorcing my husband so I can marry you. It's all your fault too *runs off crying*

You broke my heart and that's why I left!

Awww, I shoulda divorced my husband and became your lesbian lover. I don't think it would have worked, though. If I married you I'd have to ignore you 99 months out of a hundred. I dun wanna have to ignore you.

You're a cruel woman :<

*flirts*

Bump.

I can understand people hating on Tervic, but the rest of them? Srsly?

*tosses all her other ads out the window* Old family pretty much no longer exists (about time to move on from that anyway) and her one kid quit, so I'm starting from scratch.

Mihewi. Quiet, moody, chubby mugwump chef in the Glomdoring. Trade Minister in the commune. Secretary and Archivist in the Blacktalon. "Follows" Elostian, not actually in the Order. Has own manse, aethership, manse shop and commune shop, oven, spatula... cooking and artisan cartels... all that good stuff that doesn't really mean anything but that cost a lot so I like to mention it.

Seeks a wife. Must be a roleplayer. Preferably in Glomdoring. Any race is fine. I want some new brats. I miss being able to RP with the old one. No sex. No hangers. Can already have a family name or want to start a new family, doesn't matter.

That's all.

Mihewi is awesome. Just thought I should throw that out there!

She doesn't like hangers though... that narrows it down even more, by taking at least one family out of the equation.

Well, she WAS born into that family.

^ And that, boys and girls, is why you always check if you have spare hangers at home, whenever you got to get your groceries.

Looking to find some booty for tootie.

Prefer one male and one female, but she can take whatever you can dish like a horse.

Mudsex races only, no slim jims or fur pies. Unless it's Norwegian er something.

you, sir, scare me.

This isn't the "Looking for a booty call thread". Take your catcalls elsewhere. Now get going before I sick the broom on you, you dirty thing. Shoo! Shoo!

COMPLETELY EDITED
Vorung (going to be Nimaet) is an orclach ebonguard. He is stoic, and would never cheat. He could marry both genders, but don't expect any romantic love, ladies. Sorry. He's a bit afraid of the ladies. No frail people need apply, nor cityfolk. Also, you'll have to wait some months before being able to get married. Just be his boyfriend or girlfriend before that.
Apply now. You wouldn't want to miss this offer!

Further overthrow! Striked out sentences no longer apply. Mihewi is now a rogue.

Edit: ALSO!



*nods*

Notice the date .

Oh.

That a yes?