Fred Meyer doesn't care. Either that or I just look old...

You look old.

I leaned in way too close to my birthday cake to blow out the candles and my hair caught fire. My mom was fortunately right next to me to bat it out before it could do any real damage, but I'm probably going to lose like a quarter of my bangs. And my hair smells like a war zone. Meh.

At least none of the singed bits of what was formerly hair got on the cake, just the table.

...wow.

Use a lot of flammables on the bangs or something?

Hey, atleast the people around you didn't all just collapse on the floor laughing. One of my friends went to a party where this happened. Someone even missed what was so "hilarious" and shouted out, "Oi what? Do it again love!"

Why do you party with australians?

We're just better than the rest of you mud eating scum. When you're finished squatting in a ditch poking berries up your nose, let us know. We'll give you a course in civilized behaviour.

We're so civilised as a nation that our farmers sound like Aussies.

EDIT: I bet they called her "duck" as well.

The sickness I've felt lately has been a combination of nerves, missing someone and a stomach bug. Woe.

I've had 3 grapes, 2 bites of a bagel and 2 perogies all day.

Was thinking of submitting this picture for artisinals, but then I could't log in, and realized that my art isn't up to par with others.

Submit it anyways if you can get logged in, art quality isn't always what's taken as highest point in it (though I imagine it does contribute), if it's very much Lusternian, not something you could just throw as some random doodle, you still have a chance.

It's not actually that bad, why not try! You never know unless you try it, right?

I can't log into the website itself, unfortunately. http://lusternia.com/ <~~ Cannot login there.

Unless there's an e-mail address for the artisanals I've been kept unaware of?

..mother of god.

Is it me, or did anyone else come close to pissing themselves while playing Deadpsace?

Not me. Amarysse fell asleep though.

I managed to log in this way:

Instead of going to http://lusternia.com and clicking the links, go immediately to http://lusternia.com/login.php and log yourself in. It worked for me.

I... I think I'm in love.

Ried... c-could I have your babies?

I haven't hit it yet, whatever that part is. I'm playing hard as my first trip through though, so I just sort of keep ranting about ammo. The babies thing was pretty sweet.