Welcome to the first day of the rest of your poor, miserable life.

I'm officially an adult.

Congratulations! Gimmeh moneh.

Screw that, I have taxes to pay. And school to finish. And a job to find. Eventually.

Aughhhh legal responsibility.

Don't make me add another legal responsibility.
Gimmeh money! . I needs it to build a new desktop.

My boyfriend proposed, and I said yes.

Congratulations! Don't blow it!

Eeee! Yay for you both!

Tell us about the ring he got you

It has 42 diamonds surrounding 1 large central diamond. Yes, 42.

He proposed with, "You are the answer I've been looking for: to life, the universe, and everything."

The end of what seemed like a long week of classes has finally arrived. Sweet joy.

Piiiiictures of the Shiney!

Due to poor judgment on my part I have been stuck taking History 101 in my senior year of college. Although remarkably boring, this is not altogether bad as it allows for an easy 'A'. During the first exam, we were expected to identify and explain in an in-depth paragraph five people or events throughout the history of the Roman Empire (who/what, where, when, why important).

I was cruising along quite comfortably until I was required to explain VIRGIL. I could not for the life of me remember any details of this guy. My answer turned out like this...

Virgil
A Roman philosopher who lived in the 4th century...3rd century who was appointed as Dante Alligheri's guide through Hell and Purgatory in the first two parts of the 'Divine Comedy'. Because he was a pagan, although a righteous one, he could not guide Dante through Heaven.


I was expecting a 1 out of 8 on that question. It turns out I got a 5, far more credit for that answer than I ever thought imaginable. I love it when professors and TAs have a sense of humor.

Hey, it's a freshman gen ed class. You can get half credit for "a Roman philosopher," plus maybe a point for the random allusion.

Yo, NASA, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish.

But Dr. Diaper had a much better plan to blow up the moon!

Alright, state of calamity and the storms passed. Finished helping my relatives and family clean up the damn mud, school working going stable... YAY, I have time to and I'm starting to get back into Lusternia!

And I've been getting a hell lot better at Palmistry, my readings to my classmates have been accurate so far, along with my relatives... And in about one or two weeks time, I'll be getting my deck of Tarot cards, classic Rider-Waite, and my bloody athame... pure silver...

(yeah, that was an expression, not literally stained with blood...)

He who forsees calamity must experience it not once but twice.

Have you learned nothing boy! Prescience is a trap!