Though the flight back was terrible (I was awake for a total of 45 hours straight), my trip to Switzerland was amazing. What a beautiful region and great company and a lot of really enjoyable things to visit, including a 12th-century castle on the lake, a large hadron supercollider (Hallifax needs one of these! I think maybe my alt will find an excuse to need one in her research), and a salt mine. Here's my favorite of the hundreds of pictures I took:

I know, and I don't look much older than that.

Can't pack a lot of punch into someone who's only 4'11"!

holy crap you're short.

For once, I'm actually kind of liking Facebook's changes. Or at least, i'm not disliking them. Although they still need to fix the screwed up chat bar. Why do you need to see who is offline?

You're the same size as one of my exes! (Ex girlfriends, not executable files.)

I should upload an mp3 of my voice to provide a contrast, since my voice is that bass frequency that makes people soil themselves.

Is it because of all the drinking that forever destroyed your vocal cords?

No, it's because my balls dropped so hard and fast that physicists had to completely redefine their field to encompass the necessary spatial theories.

Was it because the objects in question were moving so fast and were so small that due to particle-wave duality they could be said to not exist at all?

Possibly, but it still gave me the opportunity to utilize the phrase "bitches be trippin' balls", so I'm content.

As a limey, do you pronounce the word "balls" as if it had two "o"s rather than an "a"? If so, please upload an mp3 file of the aforementioned phrase.

"Bools"? Goddamn that would sound stupid. I bet Shiri does, though. Dirty southerner

My bools, let me show you them.

So, then, you're an acolyte of the "bowls" school?

Baw-llls-. Be trippin BAWLS.

Seriously, quit spiking the energy drinks.

Got my intro to business homework done. Hopefully my teacher doesn't pan it like he's been doing so far.
Also, a good friend from LA that I met in the Philippines is moving to Salt Lake City this week. He'll be driving up I-15 on saturday so we're gonna do lunch when he comes through St. George. Haven't seen him in a year and a half.

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Not working the weekend, gonna see the parents. Is it sad that I had the urge to end this post with my typical note end at work which is //-myinitials-? Oh, habits.

So I have been playing Civ V lately. And I realized that I can make Lusternia, almost.

Had my dad drop in and visit me in my apartment. Good couple of hours just visiting, and he gave me a coupon for a free steak dinner Glad it wasn't lobster