So... sleeping your way to the top just on a larger scale

Maybe the way you do it.

I know the feeling.

And yeah, it's difficult cause everyones spread kinda thin these days.

Not to mention the intense foreplay.

"Reproductive intimacy ready to commence. Prepare for docking."

Requiring official mentors is against admin policy I believe anyways. Its mostly a requirement to get you finding somebody in the guild you get along with, and I suppose to help with questions too.

"How was it for you?"
"Heartrate accelerated by approximately 19.287% - slight elevation in core body temperature. Orgasms attained in optimal time and roughly concurrently. I score our mating at a 74 out of 100. A higher score would have been attained were your facial expressions less exaggerated."

Saucy Jack, I think you just earned yourself co-author credits on the upcoming A Lusternian Guide to Mudsex by Organization project.

Finally I get the recognition I deserve. Next up, Viscanti mudsex! (Spoiler: it comes in five flavours, one for each Demon Lord. There's something for everyone, whether that be the leather and whips BDSM of Nifilhema, the rough and ready skin-flaying of Ashtorath, or the forcefeeding and decaying, necrotic flesh of Gorgulu.)

Magnagoran seduction is difficult because of the necessity of balancing Magnagora's diverse thematic elements. Nothing is as important to mudsexing as thematic elements.

Magnagora pulls together an interesting blend of Victorian, Lovecraftian, and Dystopian flavors of horror and evil. This can be difficult to bring to the bedroom. We recommend quoting Byron or Shelley while adding imperious invectives.

EXAMPLE

Thy beauty hangs around thee like splendour around the moon, pathetic worm! Love, look thus again, that your look may light a waste of years, upon this useless ball of wretchedness I call a mate.

If this feels too forced, feel free to use common mudsex tropes sprinkling in the above themes for spice.

EXAMPLE

ok lol so ya i grab u n kiss u all over ur fine body PATHETIC WORM heh but u liek it a lot

Really? I've never encountered that before, but I'll definitely check on that.

So what's Baalphegar?

something involving erotic fiction?

Baalphegar is mental mudsex. I know that this sounds really weird, but it demands a threesome: two partners and a hapless telepath who gets to transmit sexual imagery between the two. Copious amounts of alcohol and/or brain bleach are required. Unless the telepath is feeling like a jerk and decides to tweak what he's sending.




It's such a common thing for guilds that I don't think anyone would ever bother to issue over it. I would honestly be surprised if IRE really did ban required mentoring. I wouldn't disagree, but I'd be shocked.

This just totally went into my signature (edited for space only).

It sounds familiar, I really hope it's something that's ire wide but I doubt that. (seriously, it makes me cringe when I see mentor requirements. Sometimes to the point of just not bothering)

Probably a long shot, but does anybody have the listing of the -old- (as in, when lusternia first came out) guildrank titles of the Serenguard? I just remember they were hilariously bizarre and awesome.

1) A Bird in the Nest.
2) A Scampering Squirrel.
3) A Rolling Stone.
4) A Rising Sun.
5) A Wind in the Trees.
6) A Restless Wanderer.
7) A Bearded Monkey.
8) A Friend of the Fish.
9) A Silent Wanderer.
10) A Swooping Eagle.
11) A Stalker in the Woods.
12) A Woodland Defender.
13) A Claw of the Bear.
14) A Lion Heart.
15) A Many-Colored Warrior.
16) A Brother to the White Hart.
17) A Heart of the Moon.
18) A Spirit of the Moonhart.
19) In the Chieftain's Circle.
GM: The Great Chieftain of the Seren.
AD: The High Chief of the Serenguard Lodge.
CH: The Protector of the People.

Shiribot powers go! I think it was mainly the bearded monkey and friend of the fish everyone objected to...that said, the old MD titles really took the cake, "nymph molestor", "pooka examiner" and all.

The Moondancers had a rank called "Nymph Molestor"?

GR11 and 12 of the old Serenguard look good. The rest, sans the leader titles, are kind of head-scratchers.

I think the word was actually 'cosseter' or something and not actually 'molester', but still.

Close enough. A couple of the others were pretty suspect too, as I remember it.

Stop spying on me when I'm in the Fulcruxes with my lady friend.