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Abethor2009-01-09 17:59:49
QUOTE (Shurimaru @ Jan 9 2009, 11:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(clan) **** says: Hil-fa-rae hills!
(clan) **** says: That's where I wanna be!
(clan) **** says: Hil-fa-rae hills!
(clan) You say: Is this because I mentioned Weezer on the forums?
(clan) **** says: Livin' like a ce-leb-ri-teee!
(clan) **** (someone else) says: Gimmie, gimmie...
(clan) **** says: Livin' in Hil-fa-rae hills!
(clan) You say: I swear you people only want to make me regret going public about my music choices.


Haha I probably laughed way too hard at that. dribble.gif
Vathael2009-01-09 19:30:51
(Disciples of Klangratch): Ardmore (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Ok, he must
not have been talking to me then."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "He probably wasn't nub."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Ardmore says, "Shut up:(."

Musical chimes fill the air as a swirling gateway of brilliant light pierces the
air before you, boring a hole through the very fabric of the planes. Ardmore
steps confidently out of the rotating gate, which shimmers and snaps shut behind
him.

Ardmore slaps you on the cheek.

Rika2009-01-09 19:34:47
Taking OOC IC ohmy.gif
Aison2009-01-09 19:40:27
Who hasn't ffs.
Vathael2009-01-09 19:49:10
And another!

(Skeleton Hearth): Melville (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Vathael could be
this really hot stripper."

(Skeleton Hearth): Akui (from the Aetherways) says, "Shuyin is actually Obama."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Well."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "Don't let (WHO?) know."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "To be honest."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "I am, Mel."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "(I'M SURE) kill me."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "Vathael's quite the hottie RL."

(Skeleton Hearth): Melville says, "I know."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "She's well proportioned."

(Skeleton Hearth): Desitrus (from the Aetherways) says, "Who is."

(Skeleton Hearth): Akui (from the Aetherways) says, "Vath." wot

(Skeleton Hearth): Desitrus (from the Aetherways) says, "Oh I like him for who
he is."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "What, next thing you'll say is you enjoy his
personality, not his looks."

(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin says, "Pornstar-like as they may be."

Abethor2009-01-09 20:10:53
Leminz says, "I beg your pardon, m'lord, m'lady, M'lady Kelly is speaking to
me."

Unknown2009-01-09 20:39:39
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Desitrus flashes you a joyous smile.
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Desitrus giggles happily at you.

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Aison2009-01-09 20:53:37
All I get from Desi is sexual innuendo.
Ashteru2009-01-09 21:05:22
Me too. sad.gif
Unknown2009-01-09 22:14:26
QUOTE
His motto: 'Intellegence is the strongest of weapons.'


I sincerely hope that was intentional.
Shaddus2009-01-09 23:25:12
QUOTE
(Newbie): Tergen says, "How come I can't mount a deer."
Unknown2009-01-10 00:17:37
QUOTE (Brahms @ Jan 9 2009, 05:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I sincerely hope that was intentional.

It is. I had to ask too. sad.gif
Somaria2009-01-10 00:45:53
Mihewi decides to visit at an awkward time:
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You hear a couple sharp raps emanate from the steel door to the south.

You open the steel door to the south.

Daedalion tells you, "((heheh."

The door to the south slams shut.
Mihewi arrives from the south.

You have emoted: Somaria blinks in surprise, drawing her bedsheets up to cover
her chest.

You exclaim, "MIHEWI!"

Druidess Mihewi y'Kaliath, She Who Bakes Cherry Pie says, "Daddy's doing bad
things in my room..."

Mihewi sniffles softly.

The steel door to the south is opened from the other side.
The door to the south slams shut.
Daedalion arrives from the south.

Druidess Mihewi y'Kaliath, She Who Bakes Cherry Pie twitches her eye.


Oh god, here we go again..
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You have emoted: Somaria draws her shoulder up slightly, her face reddening as
she holds the sheets tighter against her chest.

Druidess Mihewi y'Kaliath, She Who Bakes Cherry Pie instinctively thrusts her
elbow back into Daedalion's stomach.

Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning grimaces slightly,
drawing back from Mihewi with a pained frown.

You say, "I though it was you at the door.."

Druidess Mihewi y'Kaliath, She Who Bakes Cherry Pie covers her eyes with her
sleeves.

You whine pitifully.

Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning frowns and says to
you, "Why would I knock."

Druidess Mihewi y'Kaliath, She Who Bakes Cherry Pie says, "Yeah! Why would he
knock!"


Okay, well let's get on with it then. Need more kiddos and I ain't gettin' any younger!
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Lord Deathchord Daedalion y'Kaliath, the Prince of Mourning smiles impishly and
says to you, "Quite demanding this time arn't you?"

Druidess Mihewi y'Kaliath, She Who Bakes Cherry Pie says, "You just wanted to
plant horrible images into my head... why, Mommy, why?"

Druidess Mihewi y'Kaliath, She Who Bakes Cherry Pie hurls herself against the
south door, scratching and clawing at it viciously.

Reaching out expectantly, you say to Daedalion, "Indeed."

Mihewi wails like an old woman.

(The Mists of Lateo): You say, "-snicker-."

In a whimpering voice, Druidess Mihewi y'Kaliath, She Who Bakes Cherry Pie says,
"Let me out.."

Daedalion snickers at Mihewi.

Banging her head repeatedly against the door, Druidess Mihewi y'Kaliath, She Who
Bakes Cherry Pie says, "Out, out, out!"

Tears fill Mihewi's eyes and begin to slowly run down her face.

Daedalion stares at Mihewi, his eye twitching.

Daedalion opens the steel door to the south.
Daedalion closes the steel door to the south.

Mihewi stares implacably at Daedalion.

Druidess Mihewi y'Kaliath, She Who Bakes Cherry Pie says, "That... that's
cruel..."


Mihewi gets desperate
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Mihewi slips into the Ebonglom Crown.

Druidess Mihewi y'Kaliath, She Who Bakes Cherry Pie attempts to smash the door
open with her crowned head, still sniffling.
Somaria2009-01-10 00:49:49
Nothing actually happened, mind you.

Mihewi's just special like that. =P
Iwiertas2009-01-10 00:55:23
Oh. That's what the snicker was about.
Somaria2009-01-10 00:58:29
QUOTE
(The Mists of Lateo): Iwiertas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Stop
shooting the little pieces of innocence I still retain from my hands!"
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(The Mists of Lateo): Iwiertas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "QQ."
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(The Mists of Lateo): Mihewi (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "LOOK WHAT
YOU DID SOM."
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(The Mists of Lateo): Mihewi (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "NOW I'LL
NEVER HAVE MY SALAMANDER BABIES."
Somaria2009-01-10 00:59:35
One more
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(The Mists of Lateo): You say, "No mudsex for Miwi."
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(The Mists of Lateo): You say, "XD."
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(The Mists of Lateo): Daedalion says, "She gets it from the pony so she's okay."
Mihewi2009-01-10 01:07:17
dry.gif I don't get it from the pony OR Iwiertas. Text groping = disturbing and icky.

Obligatory quote:

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Tully has been suffocated by a horrific, diseased parasite.


You'd think he'd have plenty of insect repellent handy.
Iwiertas2009-01-10 01:21:45
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(The Mists of Lateo): Mihewi (from the Aetherways) says, "I DON'T KNOW ANY OF YOU. *runs off crying*."

(The Mists of Lateo): Daedalion (from the Aetherways) says, "Mihewi knows all about apple juice, she has to cover herself in it to get Pony interested."

(The Mists of Lateo): You say, "Lies. Daedalion peeks in your window and relays all the information to us on a live feed."

(The Mists of Lateo): Daedalion (from the Aetherways) says, "Lmao."

(The Mists of Lateo): You say, "He's out there now, freezing his cute buns off."

(The Mists of Lateo): Daedalion (from the Aetherways) says, "Omfg, now I need to change hiding spots."


We are spies.
Unknown2009-01-10 02:09:23
QUOTE

You are:
with a shattered ego.

Tael Talnara, the Silver Nocturne says to you, "I'm sorry for crushing your ego
by saying such hurtful things."
Tael Talnara, the Silver Nocturne says to you, "For what it's worth, you're a
very shiny pixie."

You say, "You haven't said sorry for giving me a concussion!"

Tael shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.
Tael Talnara, the Silver Nocturne says, "That was intentional!"

Ardmore squints suspiciously at Tael.

Tael quickly ducks down.

Lekius stretches languidly.

With righteous fury, you place a sharp kick upon the shin of Tael.

Lekius thumps Tael on the forehead.

You beam broadly at Lekius.

Tael stomps about a bit, grumping vigorously.

Lendren Starfall, Steadfast Teacher of Dawn says, "Hey, why's everyone beating
up on my pops?"

Lekius L'Eternae, the Artform says to Tael, "Appologise to her!"

Lendren Starfall, Steadfast Teacher of Dawn says, "You're doing it wrong. Do it
like this."
Lendren hops up and down on Tael's foot.

"Ooowwwww!", Tael whines.



You choke back a laugh as Tael releases a painfully accurate kick to Lekius's
shin in retribution for his behaviour.

Ardmore leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at Tael.
Ardmore connects.
A surge of domotheos justice energy rises around Tael and then slams into
Ardmore.
Justice is dealt out and Ardmore's attack rebounds onto him.

Ardmore takes a long drag off his pipe.
Ardmore eats a reishi mushroom.

Tael Talnara, the Silver Nocturne says, "I win!"

Ardmore glares about himself, upset with the world.

Lekius snickers softly to himself.

Tael rolls on the floor in front of Ardmore, laughing.

Ardmore Mes'ard says, "You censor.gif."