Quotes 5

by Charune

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Reiha2009-01-10 04:57:20
Abbess Yurika, the Jade Staff laughingly says to you, "That time of the month?"

Yurika inches bashfully over to you and nuzzles you tenderly.
Everiine2009-01-10 05:08:51
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(Serenguard): Toracu (from the Aetherways) says, "Can pants and shirt be worn under fieldplate?"

(Serenguard): Shuyin (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "If so, it'd be uncomfortable."

(Serenguard): You say, "All I know is that loincloths can. I don't wear anything else anyway."

(Serenguard): Shuyin (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "All you need is the standard tribe issued loincloth, anyway."

(Serenguard): Papraki says, "More then need info."

(Serenguard): You say, "Standard issue my foot, I have to go out of my to get these things!"

(Serenguard): Shuyin (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Perhaps we should fix that as well, then."


I'm afraid to ask what he means by "fixing it"...
Unknown2009-01-10 05:19:08
QUOTE (Everiine @ Jan 10 2009, 12:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm afraid to ask what he means by "fixing it"...

Considering how much that must chafe, I would assume that you'd be happy to see them go.
Saran2009-01-10 05:19:58
Near the argent trunk of the Moonhart Mother Tree.
The area is bathed with argent light as a thrumming power in the ground resonates from a war shrine of Lisaera nearby. Mist shimmering like gossamer sheets of spun silver slowly drifts about the enormous Moonhart, leaving argent trails behind her swaying boughs and the following the paths of bits of white, snow-like pollen that drift down. Latent power from the tree charges the very air and gives the silver mist an ambient glow, creating halos around everything within sight. Awesome in its majesty, the upper foliage of the tree extends past the glowing skyline in exalted splendor that defies reality and reaches into the heavens above. Towering high above is the Moonhart Mother Tree, stretching her enormous branches heavenwards. There are 10 centaur hunters here. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. There are 10 frost hags here. A flowering archway rises up from the ground. There are 10 kephera nature warders here. A mature oak tree stands proudly here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Hackles risen, a fierce timberwolf prowls about here. Gleaming streamers of white fabric surround the form of this champion of the fae as she stands here regally. Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle. Covered in bone armour, a red fox stands here, cautiously listening to the surroundings. A young female wyvern flaps her wings about her. There are 2 armoured owls here. With luminous green eyes, a slender wyvern with delicate butterfly wings prowls around here. Ser Shuyin is here, shrouded. He wields an argentine lyre of the forest in his left hand. Ser Shuyin is riding on a young female wyvern. She wields a glowing powerstone in her left hand and a mystic cudgel in her right. Ser Shuyin is here, shrouded. She wields a silver athame of the moon in her right hand. Ser Shuyin is here. She wields a bunch of pennyroyal in her left hand. Ser Shuyin is here. He wields an aerial violin rooted with moonflowers in his left hand. Ardmore Mes'ard towers here. He wields a splintered, blood-stained war lyre in his left hand. He is surrounded by three pale ancestral spirits. Lord Xiel Peulus, of the Serene Phrase towers here. He wields a black violin laced with tendrils of silver in his left hand and the Baton of the Emerald Songs in his right. He is surrounded by five pale ancestral spirits. Ser Shuyin is here. She wields a solid steel warhammer in each hand.
You see exits leading east and west.
Everiine2009-01-10 05:21:58
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Jan 10 2009, 12:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Considering how much that must chafe, I would assume that you'd be happy to see them go.


But I'd miss them... sad.gif
Unknown2009-01-10 05:23:22
QUOTE (Everiine @ Jan 10 2009, 12:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But I'd miss them... sad.gif

That's what regeneration is for! Just remember the line from WCIII

I hear if you chop off a bodypart it'll grow back bigger. Don't belive it.
Casilu2009-01-10 05:48:47

(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Akui says, "Mother, I understand this is a magical puzzle involving the fire plane. As an orclach, being both combustible and inept at all things magical, I suggest wailing on it with a sword."
Shiri2009-01-10 05:54:29
(Serenwilde Elite Guard): You say, "How is it going up there?"
Galaphyrae tells you, "Have you watched grass grow?"
Everiine2009-01-10 06:31:50
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She is a shaggy igasho and indomitably pink. She is eight feet tall and pink! Pink, coarse hair grows wild from her head, sheathes her forearms, burgeons and bells like downy plumage around her amazonian wrists and imposingly large hands. It trails past her lumbering ankles, a cheerful cerise tangle of caught debris. Insects have died in all this pink! Leaves cling to it with tragic abandon, much of their natural context lost amidst all the madly imploring pink. She is a beast built like a tree, styled after a mountain goat, and then wrapped in several flamingos. She is wearing a canvas backpack, plain grey trousers, and a plain grey tunic.


I laughed, then I cried...
Xenthos2009-01-10 06:45:14
QUOTE (Everiine @ Jan 10 2009, 01:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I laughed, then I cried...

Nice one.
Iola2009-01-10 07:02:23
Xiel stares implacably at a quivering pole.

Xiel clutches a quivering pole firmly, preparing to use it.
With a mighty heave, Xiel jams the pole deep within the polar ice.

(The Domoth Initiative): Xiel says, "I seem to have....erected the pole."
Elodres2009-01-10 07:08:38
You mutter, "Too many ...ks in the kitc..n."
Fania nods her head at you.
2009/01/10 07:07:02 - Fania guildfavoured Elodres for: for pointing out the obvious.

If that's all I had to do to get guildfavours...
Unknown2009-01-10 07:10:55
QUOTE (Iola @ Jan 10 2009, 01:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Xiel stares implacably at a quivering pole.

Xiel clutches a quivering pole firmly, preparing to use it.
With a mighty heave, Xiel jams the pole deep within the polar ice.

(The Domoth Initiative): Xiel says, "I seem to have....erected the pole."


Well, if he had a sovereign for every time that happened.
Casilu2009-01-10 07:15:06
QUOTE (Duke of Ess @ Jan 9 2009, 11:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, if he had a sovereign for every time that happened.


Knowing Xiel, he'd have one sovereign.
Reiha2009-01-10 07:31:07
Someone powerful says, "Perhaps."

Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide says, "Perhaps."

Skerriagh, the Lord of the High Tide coughs softly.
Desitrus2009-01-10 07:57:07
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(Disciples of Klangratch): Shuyin says, "Say squids."
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


Sarye, Lady of the Black Tide says, "I require the raw power to create a vessel..."
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


Aison hunches slightly and flares her body as she hisses warningly.
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


Aquamage Elodres Diluculo says, "...sands? essence? elementals? creatures from the Earth Plane?"
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


Sarye, Lady of the Black Tide looks about herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


(The Domoth Initiative): Xiel says, "All these questions are confusing me."
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-
say the beacons?

You say, "The beacons?"
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Sarye, Lady of the Black Tide says, "Listen, listen."
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-

The rumbling sound of ice glaciers grating on each other fills the air as the glaciers shift under the power of the sea.
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


(Skeleton Hearth): Akui says, "She still is targetable with elemental."
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


(The Domoth Initiative): Xiel says, "One of you lot."
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-

The reflective autumn melodies still your mind.
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


Aison La'Saet, Servant of the Light says, "No."
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


Kalas Alianna says, "Turducken?"
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-

A Divine wave of healing washes over Narsrim, and he looks heartier and more aware.
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


(Disciples of Klangratch): Shuyin says, "Rofl."
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


Aison La'Saet, Servant of the Light asks, "Who are you?"
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


Narsrim tilts his head and listens intently.
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


Ser Shuyin says, "Shh."
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-

A Divine wave of healing washes over Narsrim, and he looks heartier and more aware.
The divine aura of curing around Narsrim hums briefly as it draws an affliction from his body.
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


Sarye, Lady of the Black Tide narrows her eyes at Alianna in an unnerving manner.
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "I'm targetting slush."
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


Shuyin tilts his head and listens intently.
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-

The reflective autumn melodies still your mind.
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


(Disciples of Klangratch): Lehki says, "Oh god."
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


Nejii gives Alianna the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


(Disciples of Klangratch): Alban says, "Desitrus don't recommend the beacons."


QUOTE
Sarye, Lady of the Black Tide says, "I seek the corpses of the elementals and the golems of this plane."
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-

say oh

You say, "Oh."
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-

The reflective autumn melodies still your mind.
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


Nejii Talnara, Heir to Kiakoda says, "Uhh."
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-

8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-
say we can certainly do corpses

You say, "We can certainly do corpses."
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-

An ice golem raises a massive foot and brings it down onto Narsrim with a bone-breaking force.
8509h, 8428m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32720w esSilrxkb<>-


Comprehension flashes across Nejii's face.
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Sarye, Lady of the Black Tide says, "I've noticed."
8509h, 8328m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32690w sSilrxkb<>-

A wry smile spreads across Sarye, Lady of the Black Tide's face.
8509h, 8328m, 7452e, 10p, 26660en, 32704w sSilrxkb<>-


Sarye, Lady of the Black Tide glares angrily at Nejii.


Cause Nejii done kilt her.
Siam2009-01-10 08:19:48
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As Desitrus turns the crystal, the pulsing beat within starts swirling quickly
and a steady blue glow emits strongly. Within the glow, an image begins to form.
/-------------------------\\
|---|-|-1-|-2-|-3-|-4-|-5-|
|---|X|XXX|XXX|XXX|XXX|XXX|
|-A-|X|-1-|--|--|--|-1-|
|-B-|X|--|--|--|--|--|
|-C-|X|--|--|--|--|--|
|-D-|X|--|--|--|--|--|
|-E-|X|--|--|--|--|-1-|
\\-------------------------/
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

With a wistful look on his face, Desitrus touches a crystalline prism with
swirling blue hues.
The pulsing beat within the crystal stills, showing that its ready to accept an
input.
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

its AT SEREN

Meratin, Lead Researcher says, "You know, the research here helped expand the
control aquamancers and really all mages have over the elemental planes."
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

(Adiks): Rika says, "I just trample spammed in choke."
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

(Adiks): Rika says, "That felt so good."
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

Aqua Transfer Desitrus says, "Tune e1."
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

The pulse within the crystal goes awry and erupt chaotically. A mass of energy
starts forming around the crystal!
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

You follow Lord Nydekion La'Saet north to a swirling mass of crystal and water.
Your movement causes your magical shield to dissipate.
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15198en, 23600w exp-

Raeri blinks.
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15198en, 23600w exp-

Ser Shuyin says, "Arghhh."
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15198en, 23600w exp-

Druid Lehki Mes'ard, Heir of Glinshari says, "Uh oh!"
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

Xiel stares implacably about himself.
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

Steingrim is suddenly surrounded by cobalt blue sparks.
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

Catarin Inalai says, "Uh oh."
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

Aqua Transfer Desitrus says, "Boom."
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

A ghostly shape rises from the ground, listening to Xiel's song.
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

Aison is suddenly surrounded by cobalt blue sparks.
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

Aquamage Elodres Diluculo says, "Good reflexes."
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

Spreading his arms wide, Nejii spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb
springs up around him.
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

(The Domoth Initiative): Xiel says, "Who RUNS."
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

Paranormal Fabricator Fania Dekoven, Aquatic Magister says, "Great."
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

Otem mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains hovering
before him.
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

remains AT SEREN

Lekius mutters and traces a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that remains
hovering before him.
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

remains AT SEREN

Spreading his arms wide, Raeri spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb
springs up around him.
3520h, 4820m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23600w exp-

Muttering words of power, you trace a cobalt blue pentagram in the air that
remains hovering before you, protecting against assault.
3520h, 4790m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23570w xp-

You have recovered equilibrium.
3520h, 4790m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23578w exp-

Wolverine Scout Raeri Nimaet says, "They seem alive."
3520h, 4790m, 5080e, 10p, 15200en, 23594w exp-


QUOTE
Aqua Transfer Desitrus says, "Tune b1."
3520h, 4560m, 5080e, 10p, 15110en, 23600w ex-

The pulse within the crystal goes awry and erupt chaotically. A mass of energy
starts forming around the crystal!
3520h, 4560m, 5080e, 10p, 15110en, 23600w ex-

You follow Aqua Transfer Desitrus north to a swirling mass of crystal and water.
Your movement causes your magical shield to dissipate.
3520h, 4560m, 5080e, 10p, 15108en, 23600w ex-

Lehki has been burned to death by a wild burst of elemental energies.
Raeri has been burned to death by a wild burst of elemental energies.


run!!

-Scary- minesweeper
Furien2009-01-10 08:33:07
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The Domoth Initiative): Desitrus says, "Waiting for Mertain."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Nydekion says, "Hmm. I always did want a goth tide
lord."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Desitrus says, "MERATIN MASTER OF GAMES."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Desitrus says, "TO ESCAPE FROM HELL YOU MUST PLAY ME
AT BATTLESHIP."


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(The Domoth Initiative): Nejii says, "She's figuring out what quest to set us on
next."
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(Disciples of Klangratch): Shuyin says, "Hahahaha."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Aison says, "Rofl."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Alban says, "Pin the tail on the donkey is next."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Ilyarin says, "Hanoi, hanoi, hanoi."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Xiel says, "I'm on, censor.gif."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Xiel says, "I fuggin ROCK at battleship."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Narsrim says, "Next, we'll play monopoly."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Lehki says, "Oh god."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Desitrus says, "Monopoly oh god."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Catarin says, "I'm banker!"

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Dibs on banker."
(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, ":(."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Nydekion says, "Haha."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Alban says, "Hahaha."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Shuyin says, "When I play monopoly, I go for the
railroads first."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Xiel says, "Rofl."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Desitrus says, "Owned."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Catarin says, "Ha! Score."
Casilu2009-01-10 08:39:02
There is only one game you can play to escape Death.



Edit:



(The Dekoven Lineage): Fania (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'll trade you for my cat."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Fania (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "She's a bunny."
Xiel2009-01-10 10:47:16
QUOTE (casilu @ Jan 9 2009, 11:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Knowing Xiel, he'd have one sovereign.


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