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by Charune

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Vathael2009-01-11 09:29:00
Hehe, I remember my first PC was just MS-DOS only and my interest in text based Roleplay games came from... Zork. tongue.gif Windows 3.1 was nice back when I first got it. At least it didn't Blue Screen constantly.
Saran2009-01-11 10:07:39
QUOTE (Vathael @ Jan 11 2009, 08:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hehe, I remember my first PC was just MS-DOS only and my interest in text based Roleplay games came from... Zork. tongue.gif Windows 3.1 was nice back when I first got it. At least it didn't Blue Screen constantly.


*sniffle* One of my teachers said there was a way to make windows go to the bsod but he didn't tell us how to...

it's cause he knew we'd make it auto run on someones pc every time it booted
Xavius2009-01-11 11:41:43
QUOTE (Eventru @ Jan 11 2009, 03:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I got my first desktop when I was seven years old. It had Windows 3.1 on it. Within a week I found my first forum-based RP bit, and it planted the seed from which my love of Lusternia has really grown from. That...

As for this picture, that's.. That's just OLD.

My first was a Macintosh 512k. No hard drive. No dot-matrix printer (although it offered support for one, and that was a big deal). It had a 3.5" floppy drive, which was darn near state of the art for personal computing. My 3.11 was an awesome upgrade when I got it. Especially QBASIC. I had a lot of fun learning to program from help files. Made me feel smart and special. tongue.gif
Gregori2009-01-11 12:40:50
My first computer was an 8086 with a 10 pound full height 5.25" 40mb hard drive. Windows? What was windows?

Second was a 286 with 2 half height 5.25" 40 mb harddrives. 8mb of ram on an IDE expansion card, and windows for 286 on it.
Gwylifar2009-01-11 13:44:46
Well, my first computer was a 110 baud golfball-style teletype terminal on a PDP-11/8e. There was a faster DECsystem dot matrix printer terminal that ran at 300 baud, but no one liked it because it printed faster than you could read. Plus it worked on an analog modem so if someone knocked the headset off it you lost your connection; which was odd since the computer itself was just in the next room.

Anyone able to place a bid involving punched cards? I just missed that era.
Kiradawea2009-01-11 14:05:44
*cough* This is quotes, not "I had the oldest computer".
Unknown2009-01-11 14:19:45
My first computer (that my folks bought) was something called the Radioshack Tandy Color Computer--I think that was somewhere between 1982-1984. The PC had yet to become a standard, and I remember playing Zork in spare time on the High School's DEC Rainbows.

My first college had a lot of computers with Hercules Graphics cards--good Monochrome graphics. We had a PS/2 with Windows 1.0 on it.

In 1991, I remember having a laptop with 2 720K 3.5 Floppys, and a 300 Baud Modem. It was considered unusual that we were made to buy laptops back then.



Gwylifar2009-01-11 14:29:17
QUOTE (Kiradawea @ Jan 11 2009, 09:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*cough* This is quotes, not "I had the oldest computer".

It's okay, I already "won". Yay me. sad.gif

After I no longer had access to the PDP, we couldn't afford a Tandy (or even a TRS-80) so I would write programs out longhand on legal pads and then go to the local Radio Shack and try to enter them before the salesmen kicked me out, just to see if they worked.
Unknown2009-01-11 15:18:34
QUOTE
There you are as a merchant!
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Now, a politician!
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A great warrior!
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A stalwart champion of justice!
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An infamous villain!
In other words; shopkeeper, influencer, hunter, Celest griefer and Mag griefer.

Funny how things sound so different when you're already experienced.
Shaddus2009-01-11 15:54:13
QUOTE
Before the Wailing Woman Inn.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Glowing
on a nearby wall is script that reads, "It took me a full week, but I finally
buried the last of them." A burning pile of dead babies is here, crackling as
the fat runs off of it. A dismembered head lies here, its face peeled off.
Karnagan2009-01-11 16:03:37
(Magnagora): Vashner says, "Whomever's writing the illusory script, please cease
it."
Shaddus leaves to the south.
A plague lord says, "I am here to serve, citizen."
(Magnagora): Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith says, "'Whoever', surely."
(Magnagora): Vashner says, "Oops. Sorry about that. I've been enchanting for
quite a while and my brain's a bit on the edge."

LATER...

Incabulos arrives from the east.

Eschatologist Incabulos Oubliette, Crescendo of Transformation screams,
"PEDANT!"

Incabulos points accusingly at Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith.

Incabulos gibbers insanely.
Incabulos leaves to the north.

Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith bows to Kahjin - the lesson in Combat is over.
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith says, "It is my duty to educate Magnagora."

You say, "Hah! Indeed... intolerance of poor grammar should only be second to
our intolerance of Merians."
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith runs an outstretched finger along the outer edge
of the Megalith.
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith nods his head.
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith says, "Indeed, indeed."

Ah, if only I could hand out little armbands... but it's the wrong time period to establish grammar fascism. Pity. sad.gif
Unknown2009-01-11 16:13:50
My first computer was a pair of rocks.

Whenever we wanted to roleplay being in a fantasy land, we'd have to slam them full force into the sides of our head.

Good times.
Unknown2009-01-11 16:17:29
QUOTE (Karnagan @ Jan 11 2009, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Magnagora): Vashner says, "Whomever's writing the illusory script, please cease
it."
Shaddus leaves to the south.
A plague lord says, "I am here to serve, citizen."
(Magnagora): Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith says, "'Whoever', surely."
(Magnagora): Vashner says, "Oops. Sorry about that. I've been enchanting for
quite a while and my brain's a bit on the edge."

LATER...

Incabulos arrives from the east.

Eschatologist Incabulos Oubliette, Crescendo of Transformation screams,
"PEDANT!"

Incabulos points accusingly at Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith.

Incabulos gibbers insanely.
Incabulos leaves to the north.

Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith bows to Kahjin - the lesson in Combat is over.
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith says, "It is my duty to educate Magnagora."

You say, "Hah! Indeed... intolerance of poor grammar should only be second to
our intolerance of Merians."
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith runs an outstretched finger along the outer edge
of the Megalith.
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith nods his head.
Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith says, "Indeed, indeed."

Ah, if only I could hand out little armbands... but it's the wrong time period to establish grammar fascism. Pity. sad.gif

So establish the commitee of proscriptivism?
Noola2009-01-11 17:09:06
QUOTE (Everiine @ Jan 10 2009, 12:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I laughed, then I cried...



That's the most awesome description I've ever read! roflmao.gif
Unknown2009-01-11 17:46:16
Tully, Janitor of the Basin shouts, "Wha'd I do?"

Tully has been crushed to death by Lisaera, the Silver Goddess.
Unknown2009-01-11 18:02:56
Heh, and I forgot I was walking with Grace when I walked into 2 Isunes, an Eventru, and a Lyreth.

Rika2009-01-11 18:12:30
Then how did Lisaera get you? tongue.gif
Shaddus2009-01-11 18:42:17
QUOTE
greet yoshimi
You greet Mistress Yoshimi with a sincere smile.
Mistress Yoshimi says, "I'm a black belt in Kata, you know. I work on
disciplining my body each night."
Mistress Yoshimi taps her nose knowingly at you.

You shift your eyes over Mistress Yoshimi, suspicious about exactly what she has
been doing.
Mistress Yoshimi nods her head at you.


Yoshimi is totally a skank.
Unknown2009-01-11 18:50:02
OMG. I KNEW THAT NAME WAS FAMILIAR.

*See Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots by the Flaming Lips.
Shaddus2009-01-11 21:22:39
QUOTE
You attempt the Kata form of hunt1.
With a deft flick of your wrist, you whip Lisaera, the Silver Goddess with an
iron chain, lashing the skin from her flesh.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
The music here inspires you to greater heights.
With a deft flick of your wrist, you whip Lisaera, the Silver Goddess with an
iron chain, lashing the skin from her flesh.
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
The music here inspires you to greater heights.
With a quick spin, you kick Lisaera, the Silver Goddess with your left foot.
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
roar
The music here inspires you to greater heights.
Unable to withstand more punishment, Lisaera, the Silver Goddess collapses and
dies.
You have slain Lisaera, the Silver Goddess.
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You are unable to continue executing your Kata form.


Nerf me .