That doesn't work in real life, why do you think it will work in Lusty?

"Just Yell Fire" then?

Noooowwww you are getting it!

(The Daughters of Attai): Rika (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "This
election is a failection."

(The Daughters of Attai): Arix says, "Some gloom sent me a letter."

(The Daughters of Attai): Rika (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "So?"

(The Daughters of Attai): Arix says, "About Krellan."

(The Daughters of Attai): Rika (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Lol."

(The Daughters of Attai): Rika (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Wasn't me."

(The Daughters of Attai): Arix says, "With instructions to distribute the
information for hilarity's sake."

(The Daughters of Attai): Morhgor says, "...Lusternian Chain letter?"

With a high-pitched hoot, a great horned owl wings in and deposits a letter into
your hands, then flaps off again.

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
It may amuse you to know that Krellan is running for Dark Marshall. It
may also amuse you to let others know this, so that they may share in
the hilarity. Keep in touch!

(The Daughters of Attai): Nerra says, ":( Fat people don't have magical powers."

The First World shakes and shudders violently as Eventru, Crown of the Exalted's voice echoes throughout creation loudly, "FUTURE!!!"

'Boo!' you scream happily at Doman.

"Eep!", Doman screams in fright at you.

You shove Doman rudely.

You tell Doman Nahara, Breath of Quicksilver, "Guess who joined the order."

(Salubrious Whispers): Eventru says, "Doman. Say hello to your future wife."

(Salubrious Whispers): Eventru says, "Reiha, say hello."

(Salubrious Whispers): Doman says, "-laugh- you mean former."

(Salubrious Whispers): You say, "I'm not saying hello!!"

(Salubrious Whispers): Eventru says, "No no. Future."

(Salubrious Whispers): You say, "Past."

(Salubrious Whispers): Doman says, "Sorry Lord, you're a few years late."

(Salubrious Whispers): Aison (from the Aetherways) says, "Well, glad to hear You
feeling better, Father."

The First World shakes and shudders violently as Eventru, Crown of the Exalted's
voice echoes throughout creation loudly, "FUTURE!!!"

(Celest): Telperion says, "Sir?"

(Salubrious Whispers): Doman says, "Bwah?"

(Celest): Fania says, "Hello Lord Eventru!"

(Celest): You say, "Ignore Him."

(Celest): Telperion says, "Lord Eventruwhat do you mean?"

(Celest): Doman says, "He's taunting me."

Attendant Kalas Iytha, Death's Undying Foe shouts, "Pardon? I didn't quite catch
that."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Did you catch that one?"

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "Did you catch that one?"

(Celest): Eventru says, "Ahem."

(Celest): Doman says, "-snicker-."

Sohei Shaddus Mes'ard, Cenobite Artisan shouts, "No."

A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
Shaddus has been seared to death by the divine flame of Terentia, the Even
Bladed.
You see the death occur at centre of the Necropolis.

(Celest): Telperion says, "Heh!"

The aether ripples as the rapturous voice of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted
booms, "Quite the arm, Terentia. Quite the arm."

(Celest): Telperion says, "Greetings, Lady Terentia!"

The commanding voice of Terentia, the Even Bladed resounds across the firmament,
"I'll help you, Shaddus. Let's take your tongue for a while so that you keep
yourself out of trouble, as well."

You tell Ur'Warlord Thoros d'Murani, Scythe of The Red Masque, "Out of interest,
what will your cult be doing? In general."
3646h, 3717m, 3114e, 10p, 16815w esilrx-
Thoros tells you, "Same thing we do everyday, Jigan."
3646h, 3717m, 3114e, 10p, 16815w esilrx-
Thoros tells you, "Try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!"

A modulating whirr fills the air just as Shuyin slowly fades into existence.

"Eep!", Tarkers screams in fright at Shuyin.

Spreading his arms wide, Tarkers spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb
springs up around him.

Ser Shuyin says, "Awkward."

Autumnal Spinner Myrkr exclaims, "I'm not a form of payment!"

Thrusting his fist defiantly into the air, Thoros shouts "Power to the Pastries!"

You tell Ur'Warlord Thoros d'Murani, Scythe of The Red Masque, "Out of interest,
what will your cult be doing? In general."
3646h, 3717m, 3114e, 10p, 16815w esilrx-
Thoros tells you, "Same thing we do everyday, Jigan."
3646h, 3717m, 3114e, 10p, 16815w esilrx-
Thoros tells you, "Try to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!"

Arix peers at you unscrupulously.

Chef Arix Carthan, Brewer of Trouble says, "I've got my eye on you."

Arix gives a gelatinous eyeball to you.

You say, "...."

Lord Jigan, The Divine Chef shouts, "Keep that damned purple duck away from me.
Celest believed in the purple duck, and now it plagues me still. Gods damn you
Celest, may you all be locked in a very small room with a painting of a unicorn
for all eternity."

(Celest): Jozan (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "This is why you shouldn't
smoke weed."

Merciful Judge Meliana Dekoven, Purity of the Exalted shouts, "He belongs to a
Seren you idiot."

Lord Jigan, The Divine Chef shouts, "I blame Celest for the purple duck
existing. It's ownership is not the cause of this infernal dispute."

I was going to login today...
... so I really have no reason to log on anymore.

GLOMDORING NEWS #1015
Date: 1/14/2009 at 4:09
From: Autumnal Spinner Myrkr
To : Everyone
Subj: The Dark Marshall of Glomdoring

Glomdoring, I come to you running for Dark Marshall.