Quotes 5

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Casilu2009-01-27 09:02:52
Jigan says, "On why you sex in a bakery: So you can bake in her oven, knead the dough, slap the dough, stir the batter, ice the cakes, butter the buns, whip the batter, frost the cupcakes, handle the croisants, put a loaf in the oven, bake all night long, score the pan, make some sweet cherry pie, pop the cherries, lick the piping tips, pipe some letters of love all over the cupcakes, and so on."
Xiel2009-01-27 09:43:59
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6550h, 7750m, 8190e, 10p, 27900en, 20759w exkb-who

Tarkers Tar'sel, the Tenebrous Wrath    (At rock bottom)

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Ok, that room is just hilarious."

(Skeleton Hearth): Tervic says, "Which room?"

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Tarkers Tar'sel, the Tenebrous Wrath (At rock
bottom)"

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "XD."

(Skeleton Hearth): Tervic says, "Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha."

(Skeleton Hearth): Tarkers says, ":(."

(Skeleton Hearth): Tervic says, "<3 Tarkers."

(Skeleton Hearth): Tarkers says, "Stop making fun of me."

(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "But it iiis."


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Rika2009-01-27 09:44:27
(The Hartfire Hearth): You say, "I see all your secrets."
(The Hartfire Hearth): Casilu says, "I'm not wearing underwear."
Unknown2009-01-27 11:16:26
Esano (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "IT'S A VAGINA, NOT A CLOWN CAR."

Dude....Esano... roflmao.gif
Esano2009-01-27 11:30:56
Context!


Thoros (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "HOLY censor.gif censor.gif."
Thoros (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Some woman censor.gif had 6 censor.gif babies."
Thoros (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "In 5 minutes."
Unknown2009-01-27 14:36:59
Somaria?
Unknown2009-01-27 14:47:04
It was 8 babies in California. Poor woman. Imagine 8 newborns. I couldn't imagine having twins, let alone 8. I never got sleep with one at a time, heh.
Unknown2009-01-27 17:50:52
QUOTE (casilu @ Jan 27 2009, 09:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Jigan says, "On why you sex in a bakery: So you can bake in her oven, knead the dough, slap the dough, stir the batter, ice the cakes, butter the buns, whip the batter, frost the cupcakes, handle the croisants, put a loaf in the oven, bake all night long, score the pan, make some sweet cherry pie, pop the cherries, lick the piping tips, pipe some letters of love all over the cupcakes, and so on."


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Snaithy2009-01-27 18:49:28
QUOTE (Esano @ Jan 27 2009, 11:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Context!


Thoros (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "HOLY censor.gif censor.gif."
Thoros (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Some woman censor.gif had 6 censor.gif babies."
Thoros (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "In 5 minutes."


heard about this on the radio coming home, but this (coupled with the post above it) nearly made me choke on my food sad.gif
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Laysus2009-01-27 20:33:58
While complaining about how strict the Moondancers are:

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Alondra tells you, "(( *grunts* Well I imagine its not your fault.


(for the record, Laysus has been in the guild leadership since around easter, 2006.)
Vathael2009-01-27 22:15:05
So.. I was bashing astral and ended up hitting a bit of insanity and saw..

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Iwillsex rubs up against your soul.

Noola2009-01-27 22:15:49
Nice! roflmao.gif
Casilu2009-01-27 22:17:33

Iwillsex (Male Dracnari).
He is 16 years old, having been born on the 5th of Shanthin, 210 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is currently enrolled as a Student in the Empyreal Academy.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
Kiradawea2009-01-27 23:26:54
QUOTE (casilu @ Jan 27 2009, 11:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Iwillsex (Male Dracnari).
He is 16 years old, having been born on the 5th of Shanthin, 210 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is currently enrolled as a Student in the Empyreal Academy.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

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Shaddus2009-01-27 23:48:32
I wasn't aware Doman made alts.
Casilu2009-01-28 00:53:10

Grunt Ellowel, Ur'Guard Initiate (Female Igasho).

Can you see what is wrong with that name?
Unknown2009-01-28 01:02:41
QUOTE (casilu @ Jan 27 2009, 07:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Grunt Ellowel, Ur'Guard Initiate (Female Igasho).

Can you see what is wrong with that name?


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Ixion2009-01-28 01:18:52
Revan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And I normally dislike whites."

Self hater!
Shaddus2009-01-28 04:54:29
honours thoros
Ur'Warlord Thoros d'Murani, The Busted Ass Tourguide (Male Vernal Ascendant).
He is 118 years old, having been born on the 18th of Klangiary, 108 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
Ixion2009-01-28 04:56:20
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Jan 27 2009, 11:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
honours thoros
Ur'Warlord Thoros d'Murani, The Busted Ass Tourguide (Male Vernal Ascendant).
He is 118 years old, having been born on the 18th of Klangiary, 108 years after
the Coming of Estarra.


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You saw nothing!