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by Charune

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Shaddus2009-02-14 01:27:03
QUOTE (Mihewi @ Feb 13 2009, 07:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's funny because Kundu made a post stepping down from the position. Silly people and their not listening.

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It was pretty close, actually.

Oh, they listened.

Lesser of two evils? >.>
Mihewi2009-02-14 01:29:31
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Feb 13 2009, 07:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh, they listened.

Lesser of two evils? >.>


Yeah.
Unknown2009-02-14 01:36:31
Winnie the Pooh is hardly obscure.
kiriwe2009-02-14 01:42:13
QUOTE (Sadhyra @ Feb 13 2009, 08:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Winnie the Pooh is hardly obscure.


You would be surprised, what with the downfall of today's youth et all.
Unknown2009-02-14 01:44:00
Speaking of youth's downfall:


Ashteru tells you, "I am not drunk."

(1 minute later)

(Glomdoring): Ashteru says, "Let's raid Serenwilde!"
Jigan2009-02-14 03:30:42
Behold, the most scary thing in Lusternia.

(The Mists of Lateo): Thoros (from the Astral Plane) says, ">:(."

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Kante2009-02-14 03:38:54
How Ash became Elostian's avatar, I'll never know.
Xenthos2009-02-14 03:40:26
QUOTE (Kante @ Feb 13 2009, 10:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How Ash became Elostian's avatar, I'll never know.

Uh.

"I have a Demigod in my order! Cool. Let's invest him with some neat powers because he's offered 10+ million essence."

That's pretty much what Avatar means these days.
Kante2009-02-14 04:19:20
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Unknown2009-02-14 04:19:31
Fun way to handle overly hyper, romping novices:

Marcelus raises his hand in greeting to you and says "Hi!"

Marcelus romps playfully in circles around you.

You say, "Greetings."

Marcelus pounces on you, sending you rolling head over heels with him.

You have emoted: Miavali throws an imaginary ball toward the east.

You stick out your tongue and say, "Don't chase it too fast!"

"Grrrrrr," Marcelus says.

Marcelus barks like a dog. Ruff! Ruff!

Marcelus leaves to the east.

Marcelus arrives from the east.

Squire Marcelus, Ward of Pharamon pants.

You cackle hellishly.

Squire Marcelus, Ward of Pharamon says, "Its gone!"

"Grrrrrr," Marcelus says.

Squire Marcelus, Ward of Pharamon says, "Where did it go?"

You say, "Well dang. That wolf must have taken it."

"Grrrrrr," Marcelus says.

Squire Marcelus, Ward of Pharamon asks, "Wolf????"

"Grrrrrr," Marcelus says.

You nod your head sagely.

Squire Marcelus, Ward of Pharamon says, "Where!>."

"Grrrrrr," Marcelus says.

You say, "Yes, he went..."

Marcelus growls menacingly.

You have emoted: Miavali points westwards.

You say, "That way."

"Ahah!" Marcelus exclaims triumphantly.

Marcelus growls menacingly.

Marcelus leaves to the west.

Marcelus arrives from the west.

"Grrrrrr," Marcelus says.

Squire Marcelus, Ward of Pharamon pants heavily.

Squire Marcelus, Ward of Pharamon says, "Nothing!"

You say, "Get em?"

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

"Grrrrrr," Marcelus says.

"Grrrrrr," Marcelus says.

"Grrrrrr," Marcelus says.

You say, "He's a fast little bugger."

Squire Marcelus, Ward of Pharamon says, "He is."

Squire Marcelus, Ward of Pharamon says, "What does it look like?"

Marcelus growls menacingly.

Marcelus romps playfully about the room.

Marcelus romps playfully in circles around Crevan.

Finger extended, Crevan pokes Marcelus.

You say, "Hmm, rather large and brown. He had a somewhat rugged coat. I say you go after him before he steals someone else's ball."

Marcelus points accusingly at you.

Squire Marcelus, Ward of Pharamon says to Crevan, "She is being mean!"

You open your eyes wide with shock.

"Grrrrrr," Marcelus says.

You say, "Me?"

Marcelus nods his head emphatically.

Crevan ponders you thoughtfully, looking you up and down.

You say, "Pish, I'm trying to help you!"

Squire Crevan Starleaf, Ward of Pharamon says, "Good job."

Crevan nods his head emphatically.

Squire Marcelus, Ward of Pharamon says to Crevan, "She knows I'm not smart and is messing with me."

Crevan reaches over and gives Marcelus a friendly noogie.

You say, "Dang wild wolves are menaces."

Marcelus pounces on Crevan, sending Crevan rolling head over heels with him.

Crevan bops Marcelus on the head.

"Ouch!", Marcelus shrieks in pain.

Squire Marcelus, Ward of Pharamon whispers to Crevan, "Shhh.. We cant make a "rucus"..."

"Hmph!" Crevan snorts.

"Shh!" Marcelus says to you, putting a finger to his lips.

Crevan turns his back on Marcelus and pointedly ignores him.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Marcelus tickles Crevan mercilessly!

You say, "Watch for that wolf.”

You wave and say "Goodbye!"

Everiine2009-02-14 05:45:51
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Trooper Grigoloth, Charge of Ixion shouts, "If I so happen to find the fleshy rods who unwillingly filled my Mother to the brim with a salty substance, I will remove your head clean from the shoulders and take pleasure in fondling your excreting fluids."


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Dai2009-02-14 05:47:36
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Merkada2009-02-14 06:54:58
From the perspective of Merkada, who has not been around for a very long time:
**************
You form a picture of a cosy four-poster bed within your mind's eye and will
yourself to your prized possession.

You have recovered equilibrium.

You are flung through the aetherways as your desire for a cosy four-poster bed
is made manifest.

A Quiet and Peaceful Bedroom.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. Crafted from
varnished teak and adorned with creamy brown sheets, a deliciously cosy bed is
here. Alaxala is holding Senna close and kissing her softly.
You see a single exit leading west (closed door).

Senna blinks.
You stick your tongue out and say 'Ack.'
You open the walnut door to the west.
Celina2009-02-14 07:31:27
QUOTE (Merkada @ Feb 14 2009, 12:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
From the perspective of Merkada, who has not been around for a very long time:
**************
You form a picture of a cosy four-poster bed within your mind's eye and will
yourself to your prized possession.

You have recovered equilibrium.

You are flung through the aetherways as your desire for a cosy four-poster bed
is made manifest.

A Quiet and Peaceful Bedroom.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. Crafted from
varnished teak and adorned with creamy brown sheets, a deliciously cosy bed is
here. Alaxala is holding Senna close and kissing her softly.
You see a single exit leading west (closed door).

Senna blinks.
You stick your tongue out and say 'Ack.'
You open the walnut door to the west.


Awkward.
Everiine2009-02-14 07:32:53
QUOTE (Merkada @ Feb 14 2009, 01:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
From the perspective of Merkada, who has not been around for a very long time:
**************
You form a picture of a cosy four-poster bed within your mind's eye and will
yourself to your prized possession.

You have recovered equilibrium.

You are flung through the aetherways as your desire for a cosy four-poster bed
is made manifest.

A Quiet and Peaceful Bedroom.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. Crafted from
varnished teak and adorned with creamy brown sheets, a deliciously cosy bed is
here. Alaxala is holding Senna close and kissing her softly.
You see a single exit leading west (closed door).

Senna blinks.
You stick your tongue out and say 'Ack.'
You open the walnut door to the west.


Priceless!! roflmao.gif
Ashteru2009-02-14 11:52:06
QUOTE (Kante @ Feb 14 2009, 04:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How Ash became Elostian's avatar, I'll never know.

My RP is mostly flawless when it comes to Elo! It helps he is never around when I am drunk.
Saaga2009-02-14 12:07:01
Yeah, Ash is very different when interacting with Elostian, but still... himself. I can dig up a few priceless logs... ohyeah.gif
Aramel2009-02-14 12:20:26
Havulma Talnara, White Willow says to you, "I sparred with Siam last month. I won him all the time because he constantly kept trying to eat faelings instead of faeleaf."

Havulma Talnara, White Willow says, "Sadly, I was too human for him to succeed.

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Siam2009-02-14 15:51:19
QUOTE (Aramel @ Feb 14 2009, 08:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Havulma Talnara, White Willow says to you, "I sparred with Siam last month. I won him all the time because he constantly kept trying to eat faelings instead of faeleaf."

Havulma Talnara, White Willow says, "Sadly, I was too human for him to succeed.

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dazed.gif he forgot to mention I won over him after getting over the trauma faelings gave me unsure.gif
Havulma2009-02-14 16:08:24
QUOTE (thisismydisplayname @ Feb 14 2009, 05:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
dazed.gif he forgot to mention I won over him after getting over the trauma faelings gave me unsure.gif

Yes, you kicked my arse after that blackeye.gif. Damn those faelings betrayed me. And for the whole time I've been thinking that I will win any battle with them. Now I... have to actually learn to fight. whatthe.gif