You hold a firmly packed snowball in one hand and display it for all to see, then suddenly toss it into the air where it disappears from sight. You laugh madly as a firmly packed snowball suddenly sticks out of Incabulos's mouth, which he involuntarily swallows.
4462h, 4175m, 3240e, 10p, 15210en, 16048w xk-


Eschatologist Incabulos Oubliette, Silence of the End says, "Omnomnom."
4462h, 4175m, 3240e, 10p, 15210en, 16048w xk-

Dynara preserve us.

Ser Xenthos An'Ryshe (Male Vernal Ascendant).

Heh, I was actually coming here to quote it too!

You will now be known as Ser Xenthos An'Ryshe, by order of Ser Exeryte.

And:
Ser Bael, the Impaler (Male Shadowlord Faeling).
Ser Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of the Enigma (Male Demigod).

The Serenguard's Sers are outnumbered!

Kiaris Mes'ard says, "Hm! What does he eat?"
Kiaris ponders Rjana, an azure phoenix thoughtfully, looking him up and down.
You say, "She doesn't eat anything."
You say, "No need."
Kiaris Mes'ard says, "Aha."
You say, "I'm not certain why, actually, I didn't do anything specific to fuel
all that heat..."
Kiaris tugs her chin thoughtfully.

Message #7840 Sent by: Kiaris
02/23 02:04 "Maybe she eats... souls D:."

Good Bandrui Memories, her kicking everyone but Sarrasri and I out, and us drinking floormuck tea >_>

>: You say, "Nejii?"

The guild... is mad at me!

Divine swearing:

(Celest): Eventru says, "So! Who is it New Celest is supporting in the Fina- Holy Sweet Blessings of the Sacred Mother."

Priestess Vermilla, Avatar of Dawning Hope says, "It's back."

(Celest): Eventru says, "What in the sweet ever loving All Father is Xavius a citizen for?"

(Celest): You say, "One of Yours talked me into it. Blame her."

(Celest): Eventru says, "Quickly, someone make certain Nil has not turned into a green fields of posies and roses."

...

Vermilla advances your time for graduating novicehood by 5 hours for for completing novice advancement tasks.
Congratulations! You have graduated from guild novicehood.

(Celest): You say, "Hey! I have always been a supporter of Celest."

(Celestines): Vermilla says, "Welcome as a full member of the guild, Xavius."

(Celestines): Celeris says, "Welcome, Xavius."

(Celestines): Eventru says, "Holy sweet Light, a Celestine?"

(Celestines): Vermilla says, "Yeap!"

(Celestines): Celeris says, "Yes, Exalted One."

(Celestines): Eventru says, "By the All Father and His Son Without Names."

EDIT:

(Celest): Eventru says, "Anyways. As to Our original question before We were so distracted by the First World's existence suddenly ending."

(Celest): Eventru says, "So rudely distracted, in fact."

Vermilla snickers softly to herself.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.

(Celest): Eventru says, "Your fault."

Vermilla blinks.

(Celest): You say, "My apologies. It will not happen again."

(Celest): Eventru says, "No, if it surprises Us again, someone will need to find Us a Hamadhi. Our memory would be suffering."

A translucent stag of white light appears in the sky before hurtling towards his
foe in fury.

(Serenwilde): Iola says, "Oi, Barrin, that hurt."

(The Talnaras): You say, "I bet it was staggering, Iola?"

(The Talnaras): Iola says, "Hardly hurt at all really."

(The Talnaras): You say, "But it was STAGgering!"

(The Talnaras): Iola says, "..."

(The Talnaras): Iola says, "Oh Gods."

(The Talnaras): You say, "Jee!"

(The Talnaras): Charune says, "Yes?"

(The Talnaras): You say, "Hello, Lord Charune!"

(The Talnaras): Iola says, "Please stop Siam from making such horrible puns,
Lord."

(The Talnaras): Charune says, "Hello. Siam. Interesting sense of humour you
have."

(The Talnaras): You say, "I was talking about Barrin's pretty lightning."

(The Talnaras): Eula says, "Greetings Milord."

(The Talnaras): You say, "Many have told me so,Miord."

(The Talnaras): You say, "Err, Lord, rather."

(The Talnaras): You say, "But why would you have my humor stopped, Iola?"

(The Talnaras): Iola says, "For the sake of my sanity. My husband strains it
enough as it is."

His humour can't touch Casilu's
When you basically bring a Divine to his knees you know you are in a class by yourself.. Luff you Casi!

My favorite part



It would be funnier if Lord Eventru didn't threaten to kill himself once every year.

Yes, Eventru, beg for mercy. And maybe I won't enter the joke contest.

I know.

We love yah Cas!

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "I trust *person* about as far as I can throw him/her."

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Hmm."

You say, "That must be a very trusting relationship then, Lord."

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "That expression really doesn't work when one is a god."

GET BACK TO GLOMDORING I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD LEAVE

He belongs to Celest now.

Aww. I missss this. I wish I could log on but for some reason, Lusternia's been throwing me out all day long. I can't even go scout Glom some manifestations! How unbecoming.

It's because you need to either join Celest or end the war.

I was just appointed power minister. And been super busy for the past two-three days and now I keep getting ditched/lagged out. I think it's our internet connection, anyway. Nothing works. /rant

Power minister is an incredibly easy job now.