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by Charune

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Xenthos2009-02-26 03:05:56
QUOTE (Greleag @ Feb 25 2009, 09:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Crow is now the "Vomit on People" skillset.

Uh, we've had "Crow Spit" since the skillset came out.

And these other skills have been in a while now, too. tongue.gif
Shaddus2009-02-26 04:09:16
QUOTE (Tervic @ Feb 25 2009, 04:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Also, what happens if you look Elostian in the eyes?
dazed.gif

Chuck Norris jumps out and roundhouses you to the Next Ascension ©
Fania2009-02-26 04:30:26
QUOTE (Krackenor @ Feb 25 2009, 06:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nope! every time I'd drop a ring, I'd see that letter...mocking me. Just mocking me.

WHY OH WHY DIDN'T I LEARN HOW TO READ!!!???


And Jigan...ew.


It wasn't a letter you read, it was a drawing made out of text.
Krackenor2009-02-26 04:34:20
sorry, sorry. I forgot to add the obligatory '/forumrp' tag. My bad. It will never happen again.
Everiine2009-02-26 05:00:05
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(Market): Ixchilgal says, "Transendant Bookbinder with spatula for hire."


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Ishant2009-02-26 06:27:55
God damn it, my lag is killing me, thought I double posted, but didn't. Here it is again.

Some cute Jigan stuff.

Archmage Jigan, the Crimson Brook says, "I do not believe this case to end in a simple manner."

Archmage Jigan, the Crimson Brook says, "If I were to liken it to a fight, this will end as a tavern fight."

You say, "Perhaps."

Archmage Jigan, the Crimson Brook says, "No one will win, and everyone comes out with a black eye."

Archmage Jigan, the Crimson Brook says, "From my point of view, Darthen acted like a child, but the law protects him."

You say, "That's also based on ones interprettation of the law."

Archmage Jigan, the Crimson Brook says, "Yes."


Archmage Jigan, the Crimson Brook says, "The only thing we need to figure out is what went on between those two."

Jigan tells you, "((C.S.I. Lusternia.))"

You tell Archmage Jigan, the Crimson Brook, "((lol, yeah))"

Jigan tells you, "((I call the older fellow who knows psychology and makes the witty one liners!))"

After that:

Jigan tells you, "((Jigan Language: Why did I get out of bed this morning? If I catch Darthen, I'm going to gut him. And Misako too, if I get my hands on her. Mm, pie. But why are the squirrels after the cupcakes? DARTHEN! I'm going to give you a cupcake, then cut your tongue out and nail it to your forward. I want a puppy."))"

It went on a bit longer, but <3 Jigan.
Havulma2009-02-26 08:53:02
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Feb 26 2009, 12:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's probably a bug.

It's probably a bug but I still think it indicates that this sort of changes are being made soon, since there is that new message, after all: "*mod* cannot be chosen multiple times."

edit: Or wait, has it said that before if we've tried to add one modifier many times? I've never tried.
Unknown2009-02-26 10:52:49
You place your hands on the Megalith of Doom and find the link to the cosmic plane. Pulsating energy flares throughout your field of vision, and you find yourself tumbling through the aether pathways.
Before the Megalith of Doom.
4165h, 3883m, 5280e, 10p, 18245en, 20222w xk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
4165h, 3883m, 5280e, 10p, 18245en, 20222w exk-
You are not on the ground!
4165h, 3883m, 5280e, 10p, 18245en, 20222w exk-
4165h, 3883m, 5280e, 10p, 18245en, 20222w exk-
You play a minor second on a lyre of silver and shadow and direct the disharmonic notes towards a plague lord.
Blood trickles out of a plague lord's ears and from the corners of his eyes.
An illithoid reaver exclaims, "Did you hear that? Someone's in trouble at 'Before the Megalith of Doom'!"
A plague lord exclaims, "Quickly my friends, we must make haste to 'Before the Megalith of Doom.' I heard a scream!"
A plague lord begins to yell for help.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A Greater Song of the Carillon Knells springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid stalker springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid reaver springs to a plague lord's defence.
An illithoid stalker springs to a plague lord's defence.
A greater elemental of earth springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
A plague lord springs to a plague lord's defence.
4165h, 3883m, 5204e, 10p, 18230en, 20197w xk-
There is no exit in that direction.
4165h, 3833m, 5204e, 10p, 18245en, 20201w xk-
A heavy stone hand seems to slowly rise from the very ground before it quickly squeezes you in its deadly grip.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal slams a metal flail down upon your head, nearly knocking you unconscious.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal slams a metal flail down upon your head, nearly knocking you unconscious.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
Wicked steel implements suddenly appear in a plague lord's claws as he jumps on you and begins to carve deeply and slowly into your flesh. You scream and convulse in abject agony during this obscene torture.
You twist aside, deflecting part of the attack.
An Ur'Guard Grand Marshal slams a metal flail down upon your head, nearly knocking you unconscious.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
A plague lord raises a palm which glows with a sickly green light. The light turns into a sluggish current of energy that slams into you, warping your flesh.
You twist aside, deflecting part of the attack.
A plague lord raises a palm which glows with a sickly green light. The light turns into a sluggish current of energy that slams into you, warping your flesh.
You twist aside, deflecting part of the attack.
A plague lord raises a palm which glows with a sickly green light. The light turns into a sluggish current of energy that slams into you, warping your flesh.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
Wicked steel implements suddenly appear in a plague lord's claws as he jumps on you and begins to carve deeply and slowly into your flesh. You scream and convulse in abject agony during this obscene torture.
You twist aside, deflecting part of the attack.
2127h, 3833m, 5204e, 10p, 18245en, 20201w xk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
2127h, 3833m, 5204e, 10p, 18245en, 20201w exk-
A plague lord says, "There are no pardons here, Sadhyra. If you break the law, I will end your existence."
The Mists of Nil. (Land of the Demon Lords.)
A sickly sweet odour, the smell of decomposing corpses, wafts in from a war shrine of Fain nearby.
You see exits leading north, west, and northwest.

...whoops....
Jonas2009-02-26 15:44:32
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Ser Ashteru d'Illici, Avatar of the Enigma watches you sleep...

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Everiine2009-02-26 16:25:11
QUOTE (Sadhyra @ Feb 26 2009, 05:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Guard stuff


wtf? Why do we even have guards? 50 guards, and the enemy walks away with only half damage?
Mihewi2009-02-26 16:33:43
QUOTE (Everiine @ Feb 26 2009, 10:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
wtf? Why do we even have guards? 50 guards, and the enemy walks away with only half damage?


To annoy people to no end by spam influencing them all, of course. Why else?
Ashteru2009-02-26 17:04:30
QUOTE (Jonas @ Feb 26 2009, 04:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ohmy.gif

Ash has a thing for little boys. suspicious.gif
Krackenor2009-02-26 17:57:28
QUOTE (Everiine @ Feb 26 2009, 11:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
wtf? Why do we even have guards? 50 guards, and the enemy walks away with only half damage?


Only 9 attacked, 3 of those were absorbed by RoA, and 4 others were partially deflected. Only 2 gave full damage.
Casilu2009-02-26 18:33:31
QUOTE (Krackenor @ Feb 26 2009, 09:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Only 9 attacked, 3 of those were absorbed by RoA, and 4 others were partially deflected. Only 2 gave full damage.



o Resistance to cutting damage, level 3.
o Resistance to blunt damage, level 3.

I'm sure that didn't help at all.
Unknown2009-02-26 18:50:58
QUOTE (Everiine @ Feb 26 2009, 11:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
wtf? Why do we even have guards? 50 guards, and the enemy walks away with only half damage?

QUOTE (Myrkr @ Jan 23 2008, 08:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mordoo arrives from the northeast.

Everiine nods his head at a centaur hunter.
A centaur hunter glances askance.

Hefting his spear, a centaur hunter drives it into Mordoo, stabbing her in the
side.
Mordoo has been slain by a centaur hunter.

So Ev can continue to slaughter babies, obviously.
Everiine2009-02-26 19:16:57
QUOTE (MrShrimp @ Feb 26 2009, 01:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So Ev can continue to slaughter babies, obviously.


Hey! I can't even remember if I enemied her, but she more than earned that status.
Unknown2009-02-26 19:20:25
I didn't say baby slaughtering was unjust.
Dai2009-02-26 19:23:33
QUOTE (Fania @ Feb 26 2009, 01:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh we get the good ones in Celest too. We had one kid who was using illusions to hide the fact that he was Illithoid.

That's actually really cool. I've always wanted to try a self-hating merian Geomancer who uses changeself to "become" viscanti.
Lawliet2009-02-26 20:04:35
QUOTE (Fania @ Feb 26 2009, 04:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It wasn't a letter you read, it was a drawing made out of text.


Who was it of?...




It wasn't me, was it?
Casilu2009-02-26 20:20:44
QUOTE (Everiine @ Feb 26 2009, 11:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey! I can't even remember if I enemied her, but she more than earned that status.


She was talking OOC at mother, despite you telling her to stop over and over.