Also, that's creepy, Ev.

You give a centaur hunter a respectful salute.
A centaur hunter says, "Yes, Everiine?"
You ask a centaur hunter, "Anything happen here recently?"
A centaur hunter tells you, "Yes! And it was horrible!"
You ask a centaur hunter, "What happened?"
A centaur hunter collapses into you arms and begins to cry.
A centaur hunter says, "The hags stumbled in drunk a few nights ago."
You ask a centaur hunter, "They aren't supposed to be drinking, how did they
get drinks?"
A centaur hunter says, "One of them thought I was a horse and...and...mounted
me."
You say to a centaur hunter, "That is quite an insult..."
You ask a centaur hunter, "Did she do anything else?"
A centaur hunter says, "I bucked her off and she got mad."
You say to a centaur hunter, "Good for you, you don't deserve to be treated
that way."
A centaur hunter says, "Should told me I was a bad horsie and she'd have me cut
up for meat, at least that's what I'm sure she said. It was hard to understand
her."
You blink.
Tears fill A centaur hunter's eyes and begin to slowly run down his face.
You give a centaur hunter a compassionate hug.
You say to a centaur hunter, "You aren't going to be cut up for meat. You are
Serenguard, you are strong."
A centaur hunter exclaims, "Thank you, Everiine!!"
A centaur hunter says, "Those horrible hags should be found and their stash of
whiskey taken away from them."
You say to a centaur hunter, "I will make sure to bring this up to their
leaders."
A centaur hunter taps his fingers together and murmurs, "Excellent..."
A centaur hunter gives you a compassionate hug.

A frost hag staggers around drunkenly.
A frost hag strokes a fierce timberwolf tenderly.
You ask a frost hag, "Just how much have you had to drink?"
A frost hag exclaims, "What pretty teeth you have! You look like a purty purty
little furrikin!"

A centaur hunter exclaims, "You hags are becoming irritating with your
incessant drinking!"

A frost hag flashes a fierce timberwolf a joyous smile.
A frost hag says, "Purty little furrikin..."

A centaur hunter says, "I would guard your wolf friend. She gets a little too
friendly when she's drinking."

A frost hag beams broadly at a fierce timberwolf.

A centaur hunter says, "Should could take it for a frost man."

A frost hag mumbles incoherently.
You ask a frost hag, "You have had way too much to drink. How do you intend to
protect our people in this state?"

A centaur hunter says, "She only needs to breathe on them and they'll die."

A frost hag exclaims, "I'll prothect the people!"

A centaur hunter flicks his tail with great irritation.
You exclaim to a frost hag, "Not like this you won't!"

A frost hag staggers around, pointing a wavering finger imperiously at a
distant tree.
A frost hag exclaims, "My aim is dead on!"

A centaur hunter says, "Indeed."
You say to a frost hag, "Then hit me."

A centaur hunter says, "What is it that you are point at, my dear?"

A frost hag trips over, stumbling to the ground before she pushes herself back
up with undignified and drunken movements.

A centaur hunter says, "You are an embarassment."

A frost hag exclaims, "I'm not drunk!"
A frost hag says, "I'm just buzzed."

You say to a frost hag, "Yes you are. Now hit me, prove you can protect your
people in this state."
A centaur hunter shakes his head.
A centaur hunter says, "Disgraceful."

A frost hag tosses back her bottle and takes another giant swig of the fluid,
her breath reeking of alcohol.
A frost hag says, "Hit on ye, laddie? I'm no lady of negotiable affections."
A frost hag stares implacably at you.

You ask a frost hag, "Were you one of the ones who stumbled into Estelbar
eariler this month?"

A frost hag peers at a centaur hunter unscrupulously.

Entranced by a centaur hunter, a frost hag emits a long "Ooooh."

A frost hag exclaims, "Pretty horsie!"

A centaur hunter stares blankly at a frost hag.
A centaur hunter exclaims, "I am not a horse!"
You exclaim to a frost hag, "Excuse me!"

A frost hag exclaims, "Let's got for a ride, horsie! My furrikin lover and I!"

A centaur hunter stomps the ground angrily with a front hoof.

A frost hag strokes a fierce timberwolf tenderly.

A centaur hunter says, "Do not insult me, woman."

A frost hag collapses heavily into a fierce timberwolf's arms.

A frost hag says, "This horsie doesn't seem very well trained, my love."

You glare angrily at a frost hag.
A frost hag glances askance.

A centaur hunter growls menacingly.
A centaur hunter says, "Do not make me kick some sense into that head of yours,
hag."

A frost hag pinches a centaur hunter on his behind, obviously testing for
firmness.
A frost hag exclaims, "Oooh, but I bet he's quite the ride!"

You slap a frost hag on the cheek.
A frost hag gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.
A frost hag staggers around drunkenly.
You say to a frost hag, "Enough."

A centaur hunter presses down on his front legs and bucks his hind legs out at
a frost hag's chest.

A frost hag says, "Wha... why'd that tree hit me?"
A frost hag shrieks in frustration.
A frost hag exclaims, "Down horsie!!"

A centaur hunter rights himself again and whips around quickly, bearing down on
a frost hag as he kicks with his front legs to knock her to the ground.

A frost hag crashes to the ground with a loud "ooh!", her bottle tumbling away
into the underbrush.

You exclaim to a centaur hunter, "Stand at attention Hunter!"

Everiine unfolds and raises his wings menacingly.

A frost hag exclaims, "My drink!"

A centaur hunter quickly tramples the bottle.

A frost hag searches around on the ground looking for the bottle on all fours,
oblivious to the now-shattered bottle.

A frost hag says, "Where aaaaaaaaare you?"

A frost hag exclaims, "It's so hard for a lady to get a drink in this town!"

A centaur hunter returns to his post, watching the frost hag angrily.

A frost hag pushes herself up off the ground, floating around in an erratic,
drunken pattern.

You say to a centaur hunter, "We do not attack our own, no matter how pitiul
they make themselves."

A frost hag says, "I... I think I need a nap. This party just isn't fun
anymore."
You say to a frost hag, "You need to sober up, and do it now."
A frost hag says, "Some other time, my love! Maybe you'll walk me home later."
A frost hag winks conspiratorially at a fierce timberwolf.
A fierce timberwolf inches away from the fresh hag, whimpering in fear with his
tail tucked between his legs.
You pet a fierce timberwolf ingratiatingly.
A frost hag tilts back her head and eyes her surroundings in distaste.
A frost hag exclaims, "Hmph!"

You ask a centaur hunter, "Can I trust you to make sure she doesn't get herself
into any trouble?"

A centaur hunter says, "I'll kick her again if she does."

A frost hag leans on a centaur hunter seeking consolation.

You say to a centaur hunter, "Not too hard."

A frost hag says, "Oh pretty horsie, why is the world spinning so fast?"

A centaur hunter exclaims, "Don't call me a horsie, woman!"

A frost hag says, "You say the funniest things, my pretty. I think I'm hearing
things again."

You thrust your palm towards your forehead and hit it with a resounding
*smack*!
Everiine takes a frost hag by the arm and drags over to a tree
and sits her down to lean against the tree.
You say to a frost hag, "Stay right here."

You say to a centaur hunter, "If she gets like this again, let me know. I am
sending a message to the Heir of Ellindel, as this is his authority, about this
incident."

You say to a frost hag, "And I do expect it to stop. Am I understood?"

A lance of blue flames darts across the heavens towards Kiaris, but it rebounds off her reflection, reduced to a mere spark.

Kiaris gives the world a thumbs up.

Kiaris Mes'ard says, "They woooorrrk."

Less merkins pretending they don't have accents, more quotes.

Am I the only person who noticed that Shiri was slandering American's here?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

Urazial has declared you a formal enemy of the Great Forest of Glomdoring.

Forgot how easy it is to get enemy statuses these days.

Later...

Urazial has declared that you are, hereafter, no longer a formal enemy of the Great Forest of Glomdoring.

WTF?! Make up your mind.

There is no such thing as an 'american' accent. Some americans, like myself, lack an accent completely. We speak proper English. Then there are some Americans who do have accents and dialects. Like there's southern, there's bostonian, there's jersey, there's that queer New York butchering of english. Then you can start delving into Spanglish (which is more a mixture of spanish and english sentences) and such.

Tragically, I've heard people say, 'I'm a merrican', like they're two words, and I'm ready to stab faces.

2009/03/06 05:38:51 - Juggsrgood stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new student.
2009/03/06 05:42:50 - Juggsrgood is now known as Silentbob.

One great name to another

Lord Aridus Nightstave, The Sessha shouts, "Yay we get to destroy it again."

Servant Tynghall, Herald of Amatsemaru shouts, "I doubt YOU can do much of
anything."

Trooper Vena Feyranti, Operations Trainee shouts, "There is nothing a fool like
you can do."

Lord Aridus Nightstave, The Sessha shouts, "I can pat my tummy and rub my head
at the same time so hah."

Mistress Sha, Conductress of the Damned shouts, "Someone.. Quick, cut it's
tongue out."

Apprentice Gharveyn shouts, "Perhaps she will try rubbing her tummy and patting
her head, then perhaps she can bash her own brains in?"

Trooper Vena Feyranti, Operations Trainee shouts, "I doubt that can stop it from
informing us all how stupid it is, sadly enough."

Lord Aridus Nightstave, The Sessha shouts, "ARIDUS IS A MASCULINE NAME SO DAMN
YOU!!"

Geophyte Nemoria, Wielder of the Earthen Flame shouts, "I've seen more Masculine
names."

Some people just need to have the ability to shout taken away. Permanently.