Quotes 5

by Charune

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Casilu2009-03-21 09:01:35
QUOTE (Sojiro @ Mar 21 2009, 01:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You got a beef with that name, hamslice? You must be chicken if you go cold turkey in letting a guide know.


Don't have a cow, man. It's just a Taurian named hamslice, so very mooooooving. I can't take it.
Vhaas2009-03-21 09:58:15
QUOTE (Sojiro @ Mar 21 2009, 09:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You got a beef with that name, hamslice? You must be chicken if you go cold turkey in letting a guide know.



Wow. If Viravain had heard that two weeks ago, you would have received a favour.
Unknown2009-03-21 14:37:04
QUOTE (Solanis @ Mar 21 2009, 04:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Where do you get these awesome pictures?

Here
Unknown2009-03-21 22:10:41
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Focusing on his left arm, you strike at Ijen with a viciously hooked flail. You drive your flail into his left arm, almost dislocating it from its shoulder.
Ijen's body judders with the final strike, and a dull snap echoes out as something vital inside him is irrevocably broken. His eyes roll up into his head and a lifeless corpse is all that falls.
You have slain Ijen.


no level 56 furrikin can beat me!!! a level 69 elfen!!!!! laugh.gif
Kante2009-03-22 02:30:09
Fjorid (Male Undefined).
He is 249 years old, having been born on the 1st of Estar, -18 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an utter waste of time.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.



Uhhh...
Esano2009-03-22 02:31:12
Old bug is old.
Kante2009-03-22 02:46:15
QUOTE (Esano @ Mar 21 2009, 10:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Old bug is old.

I blame Astral insanity.
Unknown2009-03-22 03:09:06
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honors santa claus
There is no such person, I'm afraid.


sad.gif
Shaddus2009-03-22 03:37:35
Fun with glamours.

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Attendant Esano, Ire's Hammer says, "Hmm. Didn't I chasm you, Aison, just some months past? And fossilize your corpse?"

You nod your head sagely.

Aison La'Saet, Servant of the Light says to Esano, "How dare you."

Aison La'Saet, Servant of the Light says to Esano, "I have half a mind to trueheal and run away screaming."
Gero2009-03-22 04:02:23
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Mirami tells you, "Mis."
Mirami tells you, "Mis mis."


The mis to someone you didn't even mis to!
Aison2009-03-22 04:17:31
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Mar 21 2009, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Fun with glamours.


I divinefire now content.gif

Besides, he only chasmed me because I was drunk. And had time to fossil because I couldn't type phoenix sad.gif


(Disciples of Klangratch): Talkan says, "SCRY AISON #if (Aison is in the
kitchen) {TELL AISON GOOD GIRL} {GET TO THE KITCHEN, I'M HUNGRY}."
Rika2009-03-22 04:18:51
How you managed to misquote that, I have no idea.
Shiri2009-03-22 04:21:54
Yeah, what?

EDIT: Ok, you edited, fine
Aison2009-03-22 04:29:09
Left over quote from a previous thread. It happens all the time, I was just belated in catching it :/
Harkux2009-03-22 04:36:43
QUOTE (Shadow Aes @ Mar 21 2009, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
no level 56 furrikin can beat me!!! a level 69 elfen!!!!! laugh.gif



I've beaten people that much of a gap over me.
Unknown2009-03-22 08:52:11
(Shadowmaze): Alita (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Cant wait to take up my studies once more."
(Shadowmaze): Urazial (from the Aetherways) says, "Me either. I'm so excited!"
(Shadowmaze): Alita (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yay!"

wub.gif


MORE MORE MORE: (you all need to post more)

So, you must know that Exeryte the character is overly obese.

Exeryte enters from the north, emanating an aura of immense power.
Exeryte, the Bee's Knees says, "I'm the bee's knees."
You tell Exeryte, the Bee's Knees, "It must be a very large bee."
Exeryte tells you, "I have feelings too, you know."
Exeryte tells you, "Somewhere."
Sthai2009-03-22 20:03:28
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(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Do not question what tomorrow will bear us, for
tomorrow never comes. Today is what matters, take it by the neck and take what
you can, for I have yet to learn how to travel back in time."

Jigan gives a pained sigh.
(Magnagora): You say, "Sadly. However did the experiment with the duck and the
grease turn out?"

(Magnagora): Morellyn says, "It sounds like it turned out deliciously."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "I have yet to figure out a suitable method of
explaining why I was naked, covered in butter, and sliding into various shops."

(Magnagora): Morellyn says, "Ah, less delicious than I had imagined."
You stare blankly at Jigan.

(Magnagora): Quilis (from the Aetherways) says, "Ha!"

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Oh, right. Ducks."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "It failed to acheive the desired effect as pertaining
to the plans which I wrought and devised in the dark of night to ascertain a
profitable method of detaining the fowl which has eluded our city's defenses and
thus presenting a danger in-of-itself to the city by virtue of not existing yet
walking our streets in broad day light."

(Magnagora): Shaddus (from the Aetherways) says, "So... you couldn't catch the
duck?"

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "We strive day and night and are making great strides
in researching a new method of detaining and removing this nuisance to the city
and we hold great expecatations that this can also be used to catch other
imaginary animals as well as illusions."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "The duck has eluded capture at this time, but we feel
that it will be apprehended soon and turned over to the city constubaltory for
detainment and we shall work with various groups within the city to ensure that
it is properly taken care of and information extracted with the utmost care."
Krackenor2009-03-22 21:25:09
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(Order): A gigantic maggot says, "Servants of exalted Fain, come unto me at gushing gore where the traitorous servants of our Lord's false brethren seek to strike a puny blow against his might through my destruction. Come hither and save me from their foul privations that I may be spared the oblivion of cold, unfeeling death."


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(Order): A gigantic maggot says, "Lord, I am afflicted grievously by one who seeks to smite me, your humblest servant. Hear my prayer O gracious and benevolent Lord and let my cry come unto thee that you may pity my sorest need and distress and might come unto Me with and with flaming weaponry disperse the heretical rabble who would do me ill."


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(Order): A gigantic maggot says, "Gracious Master, paragon of paragons, Lord of Lords, hear the humble petition of your most lowly servant and spare me from my egregious assailants. Send out thy warriors to mince their flesh and pound their skulls with, I pray thee, that you may be glorified in slaughter."


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(Order): A gigantic maggot says, "As the wriggling maggot, I am, clothed in grim likeness of my tiny wriggling brethren, carcass bound. One of legion, identical in insignifcance. Yet there is the germ of use within me, for I may be a fly. Come unto me and spare me for I am assailed and smitten by the harsh blows of the enemy. Raise the alarum and come forth unto Me!"


Oh Fain. I can't tell whether you're being sarcastic here or not
Unknown2009-03-22 21:58:38
O.o Omg?
Fania2009-03-22 22:06:25
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(Academy): Tarn says, "How do I raise my hand?"


(Academy): Aldvavi says, "Um...with your..arm?"


(Academy): Aison says, "Sometimes we forget that we can temporarily defy gravity."