Quotes 5

by Charune

Back to The Funnies.

Casilu2009-03-30 16:04:10
QUOTE (Aison @ Mar 30 2009, 08:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You only hate la'saet's because we cover up our bods.


I like most of you, just not Inagin. Especially you, you're fairly awesome. ohyeah.gif
Fania2009-03-30 16:08:35
QUOTE (Aison @ Mar 30 2009, 08:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You only hate la'saet's because we cover up our bods.


That's about the only reason to hate anyone.

QUOTE (Aison @ Mar 30 2009, 08:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dude you're right. It's because we fail to mention our genitalia in our descs, isn't it?


(insert joke about plastic Barbie and Ken dolls here)
Unknown2009-03-30 16:13:53
QUOTE (Aison @ Mar 30 2009, 04:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lol? This goes for any god from any org. You don't just quit an order and go to an org that order was against. If you do, expect some repercussions. Eventru just happened to zap and shout instead of maggot and TDF.

And since when did 1 god in Celest represent the entire city? Please.


I was joking dear. I do that laugh.gif


QUOTE
I think Inagin knows of such things through experience. From what I know of him, he is probably on the sharp end of the blade.


not saying inagin is dumb or anything. But I mean come on "bonecrusher is blunt, blade master is cutting"? That would insult a orclashes intelligence
Everiine2009-03-30 16:18:02
QUOTE (Shadow Aes @ Mar 30 2009, 12:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
@fania not saying inagin is dumb or anything.

No, it's okay, that part is actually correct.
Fania2009-03-30 16:22:25
QUOTE (Shadow Aes @ Mar 30 2009, 09:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
@fania not saying inagin is dumb or anything. But I mean come on "bonecrusher is blunt, blade master is cutting"? That would insult a orclashes intelligence


Why are you @ing me? I was agreeing with you. But now it's not as funny anymore.
Unknown2009-03-30 16:24:10
I don't know how to double quote people, once I got aison, had you @ you, sowwie confused.gif

the admins are gona bust us for not putting up quotes
Aison2009-03-30 16:25:05
"Come on Barbie let's go party"
Ah, ah, aahhh yeah.
Talan2009-03-30 16:41:22
QUOTE (Moralis)
Greetings Esteemed Communists!

Moralis is an acquired taste. And it is delicious. smile.gif
Everiine2009-03-30 17:31:01
QUOTE
Jigan tells you, "((Your skill in Guildmastering has risen to Capable. You have learned MagicPhraseHeadache. By saying you have a headache, you can prematurely halt conversations, or silence a room for a short period of time to compose yourself or make a quick getaway.))"


The rest of the conversation had some oddities as well, but I"m too lazy to scroll up and get it tongue.gif.
Fania2009-03-30 17:37:43
QUOTE (Everiine @ Mar 30 2009, 10:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The rest of the conversation had some oddities as well, but I"m too lazy to scroll up and get it tongue.gif.


Seems similar to the Guild Administrator skills. I love the "MeaninglessTask" skill. Will silence an annoying guild member by sending them on a completely inane and meaningless task. Silence time will vary.
Reiha2009-03-30 17:45:21
QUOTE
Jigan has been torn to shreds by Fain, of the Red Masque.


Looks like someone was trying to use their guildleaderskillz on the wrong person!
Unknown2009-03-30 17:46:53
QUOTE (Reiha @ Mar 30 2009, 01:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Looks like someone was trying to use their guildleaderskillz on the wrong person!


DOMINATE FAIN EMOTE slips into a pretty pink dress.

quickexit.gif
Jigan2009-03-30 18:07:14
QUOTE (Reiha @ Mar 30 2009, 12:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Looks like someone was trying to use their guildleaderskillz on the wrong person!

Actually, it was more like...

Fain: Grab Mister Bigglesworth and come to the League of Evil's Chambers.
Jigan: 'kay.

And now, Jigan wanders around, trying to figure out where exactly this place is, because the League of Evil have fifty billion rooms with thrones in them, and a kajillion of meeting rooms. Then, Jigan finds the room, but doesn't dare enter it without Mister Bigglesworth. And then has to tell Mister Bigglesworth how to get there. And then after like five minutes of searching..

Fain: GET OVER HERE!
Jigan: Whaa, I got teleported.
Fain: GET ON WITH IT.
Jigan: Blargh, I am ded.

And then Jigan reforms at the Megalith. Then...

Fain: GET OVER HERE! Again.
Jigan: Maybe following a god who teaches about anger and mass slaughter isn't such a great idea when you have a tendancy not to know where in the nine hells He wants you to go. Ohlookit'saFainHailSata-Fain!

dazed.gif

Edit: I'm not kidding.

A strange sensation of being in the wrong place overtakes you before the area
before you parts suddenly, and you are pulled into a swirling mass of colour and
twisting shapes. A brief moment passes before your incomprehensible surroundings
peel away to reveal you standing before Fain.
Chambers of the Crimson Council.
Fain, of the Red Masque stands here surrounded by a crimson miasma of wailing
souls. He wields a sleek katana forged of blackened steel and wreathed in flames
with both hands.
You see a single exit leading down.
3742h, 3819m, 3612e, 10p, 17305w elrx-
With a heavy overhand stroke, Fain slams a sleek katana forged of blackened
steel and wreathed in flames down upon you. Fain hacks across your forehead and
leaves a long furrow that weeps blood onto your face.
1336h, 3819m, 3612e, 10p, 17305w elrx-otkneel fain

With a heavy overhand stroke, Fain slams a sleek katana forged of blackened
steel and wreathed in flames down upon you. You are hacked across the chest,
laying open a flap of skin which bleeds profusely.
The blade shears through your body before coming clean through the other side
with a strangely quiet swish, momentarily surprising you with its force, before
you feel distinctly unwell and collapse to the ground.
You have been slain by Fain.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.
0h, 3819m, 3612e, 0p, 17305w elrx-
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 3819m, 3612e, 0p, 17305w elrx-
Fain, of the Red Masque says, "GET ON WITH IT."
Reiha2009-03-30 18:14:51
roflmao.gif

I am not sure how we got to talking about this, but...

QUOTE
(Awesome Clan): Jigan (from the Realm of the Red Masque) says, "Fain =
Death/Pain/Slaughter/Manipulation. Fain -> Phallic Object = Computation Error.
Reroute Data. Fain != Love. Fain != Sex. Phallic Object + Fain = Untrapped
error."

A barely audible humming resonates off the walls from a distant area.

(Awesome Clan): Jigan (from the Realm of the Red Masque) says, "What
enters Jigan's mind: He's going to shove a dildo in my eye."

And Caerulo thinks I'm a perv.
Fania2009-03-30 18:28:33
See you should follow Isune. She only has two rooms She ever has people go to. If you get lost figuring out where She wants you to go it's just sad. Also added bonus: No Mister Bigglesworth to worry about.
Aoife2009-03-30 18:29:57
I'm confused.

Who's Mister Bigglesworth? Do you have a cat with this name, or is it a maggot?
Fania2009-03-30 18:30:42
QUOTE (Aoife @ Mar 30 2009, 11:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm confused.

Who's Mister Bigglesworth? Do you have a cat with this name, or is it a maggot?


I have no idea.
Jigan2009-03-30 18:31:57
QUOTE (Aoife @ Mar 30 2009, 01:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm confused.

Who's Mister Bigglesworth? Do you have a cat with this name, or is it a maggot?

Essentially a "Name removed" bit.

dazed.gif
Fania2009-03-30 18:33:56
QUOTE (Jigan @ Mar 30 2009, 11:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Essentially a "Name removed" bit.

dazed.gif


Ah a childhood imaginary friend. And he didn't show up for you? Too bad.
Reiha2009-03-30 18:34:07
This post doesn't exist.