Quotes 5

by Charune

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Aison2009-04-07 06:01:37
QUOTE (Shamarah @ Apr 6 2009, 08:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(The Dark Carnival): Visaeris says, "Btw sthai."
(The Dark Carnival): Visaeris says, "Was thinking about what you said the other day."
(The Dark Carnival): Visaeris says, "And i think my issues stem from a lack of regular sex."
(The Dark Carnival): Visaeris says, "You free this weekend? ;-*."
(The Dark Carnival): Sthai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yeah, let me check my datebook."
(The Dark Carnival): Sthai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh look, I have 0 minutes between LOL WUT and HELL NO."
(The Dark Carnival): Sthai (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I'll have to pencil you in here somewhere around the end of time and last man on the planet."



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Arix2009-04-07 06:12:30
NO QUOTING DC *boot Shamarah*
Jack2009-04-07 06:16:05
C'mon, when it's as good as that -- or whenever it's at Visaeris' expense -- you gotta allow it!
Arix2009-04-07 06:17:53
You're supposed to at least hide the clan name
Jack2009-04-07 06:19:09
I'm sorry, I can't endorse you on anything with that quote in your signature.
Unknown2009-04-07 11:19:15
Havulma suddenly scoops up the Eye of Dynara.
As Havulma attempts to take the Eye of Dynara, the entrance to the chamber slides swiftly shut, and poisonous fumes begin to leak slowly into the room.
3472h, 5202m, 5460e, 10p, 16278en, 24050w exkb-

say Hajamin's temple?
You say, "Hajamin's temple?"
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ql
Before a beautiful golden dais.
A crystalline eye floats eerily in the air atop the dais, suffused with power. Havulma Talnara, Noyan en-Lam is here. He wields a moonblade inlaid with a silvery triple moon design in each hand.
There are no obvious exits.
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Havulma nods his head affirmatively.
3472h, 5202m, 5460e, 10p, 16288en, 24050w exkb-

say oh crap
You say, "Oh crap."
3660h, 5202m, 5460e, 10p, 16288en, 24050w exkb-

say Poison?
You say, "Poison?"
3660h, 5202m, 5460e, 10p, 16298en, 24050w exkb-


You feel the comforting presence of the mother briefly touch you.
3764h, 5202m, 5460e, 10p, 16298en, 24050w exkb-


Havulma Talnara, Noyan en-Lam says, "I tried to come here so hard."
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invoke circle
Spreading your arms wide, you spin clockwise and visualize a circle of protection. A shimmering white orb springs up around you.
3764h, 5172m, 5460e, 10p, 16308en, 24020w xkb-

heh
"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.
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Havulma suddenly scoops up the Eye of Dynara.
As Havulma attempts to take the Eye of Dynara, the entrance to the chamber slides swiftly shut, and poisonous fumes begin to leak slowly into the room.
Foul, choking poisonous fumes overcome you, squeezing the very life of your lungs and making it impossible to breathe.
Havulma drops a vast canvas bag of reeking fungus.
Havulma drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Havulma drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Havulma drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Havulma drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Havulma drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Havulma drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Havulma drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Havulma drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Havulma drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Havulma drops a handful of loti spores.
You have been slain by a deadly poison trap.
» Kills: 0 Deaths: 1 (a deadly poison trap)
A handful of loti spores falls out of your inventory.
Foul, choking poisonous fumes overcome you, squeezing the very life of your lungs and making it impossible to breathe.
0h, 4952m, 5460e, 0p, 16310en, 24010w ex-

follow havulma
OnDeath
You are dead and cannot do that.
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You are dead and cannot do that.
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say you

The soul of Havulma Talnara says, "Eep."
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You say, "You."
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say suck
You say, "Suck."
Havulma2009-04-07 12:07:32
I was too curious to feel that exotic poison. I was never able to resist the urge to enter the lava pit in the Blasted Lands either...

(No, I just wasn't paying attention.)
Unknown2009-04-07 17:20:38
QUOTE
With a quick spin, you kick a giant centipede with your left foot.
Unable to withstand more punishment, a giant centipede collapses and dies.
You have slain a giant centipede.
A horehound blossom tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A horehound blossom tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A sparkleberry tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A stalk of faeleaf tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A yarrow sprig tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A yarrow sprig tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A horehound blossom tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
Kombu seaweed tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A horehound blossom tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A sparkleberry tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A stalk of faeleaf tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
Kombu seaweed tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A bunch of pennyroyal tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
Kombu seaweed tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A bunch of pennyroyal tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A yarrow sprig tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A horehound blossom tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A sparkleberry tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A horehound blossom tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
Kombu seaweed tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A horehound blossom tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A horehound blossom tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A sparkleberry tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A handful of loti spores tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A handful of loti spores tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A handful of loti spores tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
A handful of loti spores tumbles out of the corpse of a giant centipede.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a giant centipede.
You are unable to continue executing your Kata form.


I'm just curious how it managed to get all of that.
Unknown2009-04-07 17:27:07
QUOTE (Aqua's news post)
I would like everyone to disregard my last post. Lord Eventru read it,
took me aside, beat me with his shoe, and then told me I was being
over-imaginative, and not in a good way. I am more than inclined to
agree.

I'm scrapping my previous designs in favour of making better ones, which
I will run by Him, all the while praying he doesn't unleash his Shoe.


Names have been removed to protect the innocent.
Gwylifar2009-04-07 18:10:41
QUOTE (Renthur @ Apr 7 2009, 01:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm just curious how it managed to get all of that.

Someone else died carrying them, dropped them, and the centipede picked them up.
Gero2009-04-07 22:42:30
He is a graceful elfen changeling and stands at about 5 feet, her emerald skin pale from a lack of sunlight. Her slender arms exhibit a lack of strength, but her legs appear quite strong, evidencing that she obviously tries to keep in shape. Despite the muscles, she does not appear unattractive by most standards, the gentle contours of her body exhibiting a refined grace. Her face is gentle, almost kind, her glowing purple eyes staring piercingly out from bruised sockets, as if she had not slept for ages. However, the appearance is marred, or perhaps enhanced, by a long black beak that extends from her face, a set of hooked talons, and jet black wings that spread from her back, the oily feathers exuding a menacing aura. He is wearing a changeling cameo, a silver wedding band adorned with sapphire and diamond, an etched turquoise ring, a sapphire ring of waves, a light blue coral ring, a thin ruby band, 4 silver and sapphire rings, an ebony pyjama shirt with crow tail, a pair of glacial blue panties, and a cloak of crow feathers.
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Vathael2009-04-07 22:49:27
5 ) Malarious: "(( I was lagged the whole time, I had to use OFF which is #t-
palisade, to even start something. If you see me in catas, please leave me be, I
cant fight if I am in catas or I would be in kephera ))"

8 ) Talan: "((omg - I had no idea we could do this! I have palisade all the
time. If you see me somewhere that you are going to kill me, please leave me be.
I can't fight if I am somewhere that you are going to kill me, or I would be
loboshigaru.))"

19) Xenthos: "((My stats are less excessive. I wish to add my name to the "leave
me alone" list for this reason! Please and thank you!))"

Reiha2009-04-07 22:54:09
QUOTE (Vathael @ Apr 7 2009, 03:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
5 ) Malarious: "(( I was lagged the whole time, I had to use OFF which is #t-
palisade, to even start something. If you see me in catas, please leave me be, I
cant fight if I am in catas or I would be in kephera ))"

8 ) Talan: "((omg - I had no idea we could do this! I have palisade all the
time. If you see me somewhere that you are going to kill me, please leave me be.
I can't fight if I am somewhere that you are going to kill me, or I would be
loboshigaru.))"

19) Xenthos: "((My stats are less excessive. I wish to add my name to the "leave
me alone" list for this reason! Please and thank you!))"

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P.S. If you grief Xenthos, I will wub.gif you long time.
Unknown2009-04-07 23:18:35
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** Remember, the Battle Chess Tournament Finale, fought between New Celest and Magnagora, will beg in fourty -five minutes! **
Xenthos2009-04-07 23:20:39
QUOTE (Reiha @ Apr 7 2009, 06:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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P.S. If you grief Xenthos, I will wub.gif you long time.

He left out the tell lambasting him for "excessive stats that were going to be nerfed," or something along those lines. That's what spawned my tell!
Lawliet2009-04-07 23:21:21
QUOTE (SerenGuard Gero @ Apr 7 2009, 11:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He is a graceful elfen changeling and stands at about 5 feet, her emerald skin pale from a lack of sunlight. Her slender arms exhibit a lack of strength, but her legs appear quite strong, evidencing that she obviously tries to keep in shape. Despite the muscles, she does not appear unattractive by most standards, the gentle contours of her body exhibiting a refined grace. Her face is gentle, almost kind, her glowing purple eyes staring piercingly out from bruised sockets, as if she had not slept for ages. However, the appearance is marred, or perhaps enhanced, by a long black beak that extends from her face, a set of hooked talons, and jet black wings that spread from her back, the oily feathers exuding a menacing aura. He is wearing a changeling cameo, a silver wedding band adorned with sapphire and diamond, an etched turquoise ring, a sapphire ring of waves, a light blue coral ring, a thin ruby band, 4 silver and sapphire rings, an ebony pyjama shirt with crow tail, a pair of glacial blue panties, and a cloak of crow feathers.
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That's just kialy! But he genderbends so it's cool.

wub.gif Kialy
Fania2009-04-07 23:25:49
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Apr 7 2009, 04:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That's just kialy! But he genderbends so it's cool.

wub.gif Kialy


I think he's doing it too much, because his description doesn't even know what sex he is anymore.
Vathael2009-04-07 23:48:48
QUOTE (Xenthos @ Apr 7 2009, 06:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He left out the tell lambasting him for "excessive stats that were going to be nerfed," or something along those lines. That's what spawned my tell!


I'm not even overpowered. sad.gif I can't help it some people can't heal! Geb doesn't die to me, Ceren died after like 10 minutes or something in a 2v1.
kiriwe2009-04-07 23:54:26
I thought general consensus was that Geb = Chuck Norris and Ceren = OP in his own right?
Unknown2009-04-08 00:13:10
QUOTE (Kiriwe y'Kaliath @ Apr 7 2009, 07:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I thought general consensus was that Geb = Chuck Norris and Ceren = OP in his own right?

Ceren = Bruce Lee