Holy Casilu.


Holy .


That was ... so... roflmao.

Bobbins has been judged and found wanting by the holy power of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.

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Sajite tells you, "Someone made a black tea lemonade?"
You tell Sajite Mes'ard, "Aye, that's my design."
Sajite tells you, "We are intrigued..."
I'm thinking, 'Mes'ard' is a Seren name...
You tell Sajite Mes'ard, "There's a bottle of it for sale here in my shop!"
Sajite tells you, "Like we could get there!"
I check their honors. I am sad.


You tell Sajite Mes'ard, "All you have to do is repent and embrace the Light."
You tell Sajite Mes'ard, "A small price to pay for some black tea lemonade.
Sajite tells you, "We think the Lemonade may be the best argument for that yet."

If the hurty zaps don't get you, the tea will.

Can't even keep track of your own in-laws? Psh, psh I say!

Look here, damn it. I don't try and convert your kids, Aison. You leave mine alone.

She can't convert me, not even for all the tasty Aison Palmers in the Basin, nope.


Not giving up my throne or my lute.

I could make you a different one, and they wouldn't be able to see your throne. Black tea lemonade, you say?

(The Hartfire Hearth): Alondra (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I swear
every time I type Clt I think, clit."

o.0, And I thought she was really tame.

I don't keep up with the taint! *scoff*

That's not what I heard

He is considered to be approximately 23381000% of your might.
He is considered to be approximately 37830000% of your might.
He is considered to be approximately 95793500% of your might.
She is considered to be approximately 96620000% of your might.

:>.>:

I think the exact same thing.

?

Did you make an alt, and is it Eldrich?


Not sure if this was posted already, but I LOL'd. Jigan is like the cupcake version of Aiakon.

(Celest): Eventru says, "She is making rather disturbing sexual advances towards Us. That should be more than reason enough."

You grab protectively at yourself.

You growl menacingly.

Eventru pets you ingratiatingly.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Aren't you cute."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Like a little cat."

Eventru chuckles long and heartily.

HONOURS NALLA
Wyrden Lily Nalla Dawneye, Petal of the Forest (Female Aslaran).

Here's the tl;dr version.

A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory
and gold into the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.

Eventru glares angrily at you.

You blink.

You see the following people here:
Luciden, Nalla, Eventru, Reiha

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Oh, run off to the Glomdoring, then seek to
come running home?"

Eventru glares angrily at you.

Reiha rubs her eyes.

You ask, "Why so angry?"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "You left Us without even a word!@."

Eventru glares angrily at you.

Luciden gives Eventru the once-over, eyeing Him suspiciously.

Nalla blinks.

You say, "I said "bye"!"

Luciden d'Murani, the Iron Temptress says to Eventru, "You should be glad she
even comes back to you."

You say, "On the guild aether."

Nalla grabs protectively at Luciden.

Eventru raises His fists above His head. Concentrating briefly, He causes
rippling blue fire to flow from the heavens above into a ball of energy between
His upraised fists. Scornfully, He throws His fists forward, sending a beam of
crackling energy to incinerate Luciden.
You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly, a bolt of blue, crackling
energy strikes Luciden. Her body arches as her mouth opens in a noiseless
scream. Blue fire erupts out of her eye sockets and mouth and her charred body
crumples to the ground.
Luciden has been slain by Eventru.

With the smallest flick of His finger, Eventru sends Luciden flying headlong
into the depths of the Astral Plane.

"Eep!", you scream in fright.

Nalla blinks.

Inagin arrives from the ether.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Obnoxious little creatures, those tainted."

Wyrden Lily Nalla Dawneye, Petal of the Forest says, "What the Nil."

Nalla blinks.

Seraku arrives from the ether.

Inagin bows respectfully to Eventru.

Eventru glares angrily at you.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "But not to Us!"

Nalla grabs protectively at herself.

Nalla growls menacingly.

Eventru pets Nalla ingratiatingly.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Aren't you cute."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Like a little cat."

Eventru chuckles long and heartily.

Telperion tells you, "Did you intend to rejoin the Aquas?"

You say to Eventru, "I thought You'd hear, m'lord!"

Inagin cackles hellishly.

Nalla raises an eyebrow questioningly.

You sense the piercing eyes of Telperion looking upon you.

Seraku scratches his head in confusion.

You tell Archmage Telperion Eli'Silar, Testament of Truth, "A moment... talking
to Lord... Eventru."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says to you, "Some vague goodbye to a hundred
people at once! We thought We meant more to you than that."

Eventru sniffles softly.

Wyrden Lily Nalla Dawneye, Petal of the Forest says to Eventru, "Well! Looks
like you're up and happy!"

Llandros searches the air in front of him, then tugs upon an invisible strand of
force.

You say, "It was only five people!"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Oh whichever."

Eventru sniffles softly.

You say, "You mean more than five people to me, my lord!"

Eventru sniffles softly.

Eventru turns His back on you and pointedly ignores you.

Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the
Exalted as He disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.

You say, "I mean, with the death, insults, and pain, it's hard not to."


"Ha!" Inagin exclaims to you with gusto.


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Telperion asks you to repeat the oaths of the Righteous Principality of New
Celest after him. You do, and you are admitted as the newest, proudest citizen
of the Righteous Principality of New Celest!

Denust twirls his staff above himself and sparkling water rains upon him, making
him shine with power.

The night sky is clear, and the stars twinkle like diamonds.

(Celest): Telperion says, "Welcome home to the Light, Reiha."

*welcome and movement spam*


You follow Archmage Telperion Eli'Silar, Testament of Truth northwest to on
Nautilus Pompilus street, outside the Deep Blue Cathedral.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.

You follow Archmage Telperion Eli'Silar, Testament of Truth in to on the ground
floor of the Deep Blue Cathedral.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.

Inagin tells you, "Ooo does this mean free enchantments for me again?"

(Celest): Knorrith (from the Aetherways) says, "Welcome Reiha."

(Celest): Vermilla says, "Wow..."

Archmage Telperion Eli'Silar, Testament of Truth says, "What the..."

(Celest): Eventru says, "That is for not saying goodbye."

(Celest): Oroshi says, "Ow that looked painfull."

Archmage Telperion Eli'Silar, Testament of Truth says, "Holy cow!"

The soft lambency of passing hummingbirds filters in from outside, shedding
light on a dark night.

Telperion cowers in a corner, whimpering.

You say, "My limbs...."

(Celest): Doman says, "You deserved that, Reiha."

(Celest): Denust says, "Lord Eventru of the blue barrage."

(Celest): Doman says, "Now come give me a hug."

You exclaim, "My beautiful hair!"

(Celest): Marcelus says, "Haha."

Archmage Telperion Eli'Silar, Testament of Truth says, "You are quite... er..."

Archmage Telperion Eli'Silar, Testament of Truth says, "I am sure there is
someone who... you do like curly hair do you not?"

I don't understand? You came back to us? You better not be toying with me. This is cause for celebration. I'm going to give you the first cookie I find!