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by Charune

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Rika2009-04-11 20:43:44
Woah. Nice tongue.gif
Meliana2009-04-11 21:55:51
Razenth gropes Jozan lewdly.
3530h, 4380m, 4860e, 10p exk-hmm
You put your hands on your hips and go "Hmmm!"
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The echoes of giggling cherubs surround you, making you smile with happiness.
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Razenth shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.
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Jozan La'Saet says, "Oi."
3530h, 4380m, 4860e, 10p exk-say strange I'm already neurotic
You say, "Strange I'm already neurotic."
3530h, 4380m, 4860e, 10p exk-
Jozan La'Saet says, "I'll mark that down as insanity."
Unknown2009-04-12 00:50:39
QUOTE (Kiradawea @ Apr 11 2009, 03:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Eventru's choice of weapon has been discovered!

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Eventru swings a rainbow trout at you. You are barely fazed from getting pounded in the gut.
3941h, 4584m, 5088e, 10p, 18460en, 20980w ex-
Eventru swings a rainbow trout at you. You receive only a red welt from your right leg being pounded.
3349h, 4584m, 5088e, 10p, 18460en, 20980w x-
Eventru swings a rainbow trout at you. You are barely fazed from getting pounded in the gut.
2757h, 4584m, 5088e, 10p, 18460en, 20980w x-
Eventru swings a rainbow trout at you. You receive only a red welt from your left leg being pounded.
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Someone powerful claps His hands together merrily.


He's not much of a fighter, is he? tongue.gif


If I recall, Lyreth instilled a huge fear of the rainbow trout in the Basin by laying waste to Magnagora with one.
Jigan2009-04-12 00:52:54
QUOTE (Fireweaver @ Apr 11 2009, 07:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
He's not much of a fighter, is he? tongue.gif


If I recall, Lyreth instilled a huge fear of the rainbow trout in the Basin by laying waste to Magnagora with one.

As well as his followers.

Still don't know what happened to him.

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Dugan2009-04-12 01:19:58
A kephera nature warder says, "Cause no trouble, Eventru, or you will feel the sting of my blades."
Aramel2009-04-12 01:20:39
Your watch in amazement as Eventru arranges her tea before her upon the floor. She slowly pours the white tea into individual bowls, delicately whisking the tea until there is a slight foam on top. Spinning and bowing over the bowls in a complex ritual, she finally finishes when a lambent glow infuses the tea. You watch enviously as the guests sip their tea and their faces blissfully light up.
Xenthos2009-04-12 01:20:41
QUOTE (Dugan Diluculo @ Apr 11 2009, 09:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A kephera nature warder says, "Cause no trouble, Eventru, or you will feel the sting of my blades."

The amusing thing is, most of the time he shows up there he is causing some trouble. And they haven't caught on! happy.gif
Shaddus2009-04-12 01:40:01
QUOTE
Dysolis has been seared to death by the divine flame of Eventru, Crown of the
Exalted.
You see the death occur at Master bed Room.


.... Not entirely sure I want to know.
Reiha2009-04-12 01:46:17
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Apr 11 2009, 06:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
.... Not entirely sure I want to know.

I'll post why in the events scroll, but BEFORE that happened I got some special attenshun!!

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(Seekers Of The Eternal Flame): Alendaria (from the Prime Material Plane) says,
"Still no Dysolis?"

(Seekers Of The Eternal Flame): Eventru says, "Thank Dynara. His voice gives Us
scabies."

(Seekers Of The Eternal Flame): Alendaria (from the Prime Material Plane) says,
"If his gives You scabies, that must mean mine gives you what? Crotamine
poisoning?"

(Celest): Eventru says, "The last time We hold a tea ceremony in Serenwilde.
Their voices give Us the pox."

(Seekers Of The Eternal Flame): Alendaria (from the Prime Material Plane) says,
"I always thought my voice was quite melodius."

(Seekers Of The Eternal Flame): Eventru says, "No, you give Us disloyalty."

(Seekers Of The Eternal Flame): Simimi says, "I am afraid to ask about my voic."

(Seekers Of The Eternal Flame): Simimi says, "My voice, rather."

It is now the 14th of Urlachmar, 233 years after the Coming of Estarra.

(Seekers Of The Eternal Flame): Simimi says, "Must sound old, like tattered
scrolls blowing in sands of the Skarch."

(Seekers Of The Eternal Flame): You say, "My voice is sexy, age has nothing to
do with it."

(Seekers Of The Eternal Flame): Alendaria (from the Prime Material Plane) says,
"What does Simimi's voice give You?"

(Seekers Of The Eternal Flame): Eventru says, "Your voice is fine, Simimi."

(Seekers Of The Eternal Flame): Eventru says, "Reiha's sounds like raw sex
appeal."

What he said after that isn't really that important.
Shaddus2009-04-12 01:53:22
That comment was win.
Shishi2009-04-12 02:23:52
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "I got mistaken for Daevos again sad.gif."

(Skeleton Hearth): Kelysa says, "DAEMVOS."

(Skeleton Hearth): Viynain says, "HEIL SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE MIDNIGHT LEGIONS."

(Skeleton Hearth): Viynain says, "Oh, wait, it's just Daem."

(Skeleton Hearth): Viynain says, "-disregards-."
Reiha2009-04-12 04:46:42
QUOTE
Balizar would like you to know that: YES I KNOW I OVERDREW LIKE 1000MILLION
POWER AND I AM VERY SORRY.

Makes me laugh everytime I see it happy.gif
Celina2009-04-12 04:53:11
Esano dissolves the shimmering field around Talkan.
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Talkan tries to leave, but you block him from moving that way.
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Raising her hand, the Handmaiden of Shakiniel releases a ball of white light that shoots forth and envelops Ethelon.
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You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Talkan.
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Estwald appears to play a grim mandolin of ebony wood and bone, but you hear no sound.
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Talkan stretches his arms out to either side and drops his head back with his eyes closed. A blinding white light strikes him on the forehead and travels to his feet, lifting him off the ground. As he slowly turns, all his wounds heal and a blazing aura pulsates around him.

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Aison2009-04-12 05:15:34
Whoa, someone truehealed.

That's amazing, that like, never happens.

With a group of 3+ people jumping one, no less!

Stunning.
Unknown2009-04-12 05:16:21
I don't get it?
Narsrim2009-04-12 05:16:27
Heh. I should post a log of Celina running from me outside my demesne. Now that's something to see!
Aison2009-04-12 05:20:31
QUOTE (Volroc @ Apr 11 2009, 10:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't get it?


Celina's trying to get people to lol at Talkan for truehealing with her, esano and estwald getting ready to lay some smackdown, likely in a geo meld with whatever bardic hurtstorms up.
Reiha2009-04-12 05:21:06
QUOTE (Volroc @ Apr 11 2009, 10:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't get it?

It's supposed to be funny because someone used trueheal to get out of a fight.
Celina2009-04-12 06:09:08
QUOTE (Narsrim @ Apr 12 2009, 12:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Heh. I should post a log of Celina running from me outside my demesne. Now that's something to see!


Um, sure. Go for it, you won't hurt my feelings.

I, and those gathered, had a good chuckle because he truehealed before anyone hit him. That's the whole log. Dissolve, run into block, freakout and trueheal. Just as funny as Alianna running into a sanc'd room and divinefiring immediately. Wasn't really about Talkan personally, but I can see why Aison got so defensive. Funny stuff!
Furien2009-04-12 06:13:09
Oh, that was sanc'd?

I didn't even find out until now. sad.gif