Celeris tells you, "I so love you."

There... WASN'T a context... and they didn't say it was a miss, either

(Celest): Jozan (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I do enjoy a good
groping.

It's less deep, but it's more fun. BURN THE TAINTSCUM!

(Skeleton Hearth): Astraea says, "Honestly, the fight between the two comes down to this."

(Skeleton Hearth): Astraea says, "Brennan: What the , my dick just fell off. Why am I so ugly, and you're still gorgeous?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Nyir says, "Rofl."

(Skeleton Hearth): Aiyana says, "Rofllllll."

(Skeleton Hearth): Astraea says, "Rowena: if I know, but it's not like you've lost anything big to begin with."

Kneeling humbly, you press your palms together before you and close your eyes momentarily as you pray devoutly to Eventru, Crown of the Exalted, "Ever hear about the faeling who forgot her plan? She decided to wing it.".
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10p, 22240en, 12680w elrxp-<23:39:40.507>

clt2 prayed
You stand up and stretch your arms out wide.

-movement spam-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10p, 22240en, 12760w elrx-<23:40:14.213>

(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "No more puns, Casilu!"
4966h, 3324m, 3828e, 10p, 22240en, 12822w elrx-<23:40:34.135>


(Great House Dekoven): Eventru says, "Noooo mmmooorrree!"

Message #546 Sent by: Aison
04/16 06:52 "((OMG I WILL CUT YOU))"

This must be punk if she's cutting me.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
(Celest): Eventru says, ":censor:. We are going to hide now."
2940h, 2550m, 3360e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
(Celest): Eventru says, "Ahe. Shite."
2940h, 2550m, 3360e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
(Celest): Miciah says, "Good Lod!"
2940h, 2550m, 3360e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
(Celest): Eventru says, "Ahem!"
2940h, 2550m, 3360e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
(Celest): Miciah says, "Lord!"
2940h, 2550m, 3360e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
(Celest): Shric (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You make me laugh, Lord."
2940h, 2550m, 3360e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
(Celest): Bavitz (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hail!"
(Celest): You say, "Thank you, Lord. I am remembering that for as long as I live."

You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the lance of
flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot pain and seeming to
set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin to breathe again, there is
surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness of mind and body remain to attest to
Eventru's anger.
1470h, 960m, 1860e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the lance of
flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot pain and seeming to
set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin to breathe again, there is
surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness of mind and body remain to attest to
Eventru's anger.
1h, 1m, 360e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the lance of
flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot pain and seeming to
set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin to breathe again, there is
surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness of mind and body remain to attest to
Eventru's anger.
1h, 1m, 1e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the lance of
flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot pain and seeming to
set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin to breathe again, there is
surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness of mind and body remain to attest to
Eventru's anger.

(Celest): Eventru says, "Problem solved."

(some time spent healing and such)

A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory and gold
into the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.
2714h, 1m, 2531e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
Eventru glares angrily at you.
2714h, 1m, 2531e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
Jinx licks you.
2714h, 1m, 2531e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-askance
You glance askance.
Aqua Initiate Jinx Dawneye says, "Nice floors in here."
2714h, 1m, 2531e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "We are going to go crack a seal and feed you to
Kethuru."
2714h, 1m, 2531e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
Jinx grabs protectively at you.
2714h, 1m, 2531e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-say But.. Kethuru is so very ugly, Lord.
You say, "But.. Kethuru is so very ugly, Lord."
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Better! Muud."
2714h, 1m, 2531e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
A chamber of ooze and flesh.
You see a single exit leading east.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.
A chamber of ooze and flesh.
Slick walls of pulsing flesh bulge inwards here, pushing against each other. Thick veins
of bruise-hued blacks and blues run in a haphazard array up and down the walls between
bulbous sacs of gas and fluid, as well as tracing awkward patterns across the quivering,
shifting ground. Above, a thin membrane of tissue is stretched over an opening, glowing
with the same putrid green light of some fluid that lies beyond. Hanging from the ceiling,
several orbs of putrescent flesh dangle overhead, attached to thin strips of pale, wiry
tendon. In the centre of this chamber is a pool of tepid black ooze, its surface
occasionally rippling with movement underneath.
You see a single exit leading east.
Common room of the d'Attai Establishment.
Leaning back against the wall, a bookshelf constructed of dark marble bears engravings of
the fae. A sign here suggests you READ SIGN! Lying flat on the ground is a key-shaped
sigil. Aqua Initiate Jinx Dawneye is here, shrouded. He wields a pair of diamond shears in
his left hand and a coral staff in his right. You see a sign here instructing you to use
the PORTAL command to enter the aetherplex system. You see a sign here instructing you
that WARES is the command to see what is for sale. You may use the BOOKSHELF commands
here.
You see exits leading north, south, down (closed door), and out.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.
You say, "Annd forgetting it now.."
Aqua Initiate Jinx Dawneye says, "I just died up there."
2714h, 1m, 2531e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory and gold
into the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.
2714h, 1m, 2531e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
Eventru glares angrily at you.
2714h, 1m, 2531e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Forgetting what, Pectus?"
2714h, 1m, 2531e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
Corientumr has been beaten to a pulp by a hulking three-horned bull.
2714h, 1m, 2531e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-say I wouldn't know, Lord. I'm afraid I've forgotten what I was going to remember.
You say, "I wouldn't know, Lord. I'm afraid I've forgotten what I was going to remember."
2714h, 1m, 2531e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
"Good!" Eventru enthuses.
2714h, 1m, 2531e, 10p, 12400en, 14200w ex-
Flares of ivory and gold surround the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted as He
disappears in a fanfare of light and rapturous warmth.

I still remember, so nyah!

The soul of Urazial says, "Lame."

This made me laugh.. no idea why.

(The Hartfire Hearth): Akui says, "Well, it doesn't help that combat here is
basically "oh. A monk rolling their face on the keyboard. Guess I lose." or "Oh,
a Nihilist using two skills and a passive entangle. Guess I lose"."

(The Swarm): Izekeal says, "Wait, I heard something about a ceasefire with Celest? is this accurate?"

(The Swarm): Sidd says, "No."

(The Swarm): Izekeal says, "Schweet."

Ten seconds later...

Xypher has been summarily beheaded by Wyrden Snare Izekeal, Fist of the Agile.

Izekeal's mean

Edit: I'ma give him a hug next time he comes to kill me, maybe it'll cheer him up

Edit2: Forgot he's snubbed me for some reason, no hugging Izekeal for me

Gregori says, "Does anyone else find it funny that the warriors are all now... "I am a Big Scary Warrior. Fear me! Look at my hammers
of DOOM. Gaze upon my blood spattered plate mail. Cower from the shocking helm I wear, forged in the blood, sweat and tears of baby forgers.... Oh yeah.. smell my sandalwood perfume and ummm could you loan me 50 gold, kind sir? Please, I beg of you...""

Vathael says, "I wear musk. :/."

your gona burn down celest?!?!

lol, what

I don't get what's so funny about this. He killed a noob?

So that's what I was doing wrong.

People think Nihilists are good. Roll with it!

Nihilists aren't bad, I'm just amused by a complaint about shackles of all things.

Shackles combined with web/hangedman/ectoplasm whoring is pretty damn annoying.

It really isn't if you tipheret correctly.