Kante2009-04-18 01:47:19
(Glomdoring): Edelweiss says, "There is a baby wandering around near Rowena. Does it belong to anyone?"
Astraea2009-04-18 02:04:05
THERE IS NO BABY
YOU SAW NOTHING
WHAT? NO ONE WAS IN STEWARTSVILLE
MOTHER NIGHT IS INSCRUTABLE
My work is done here.
YOU SAW NOTHING
WHAT? NO ONE WAS IN STEWARTSVILLE
MOTHER NIGHT IS INSCRUTABLE
My work is done here.
Nienla2009-04-18 02:26:35
QUOTE (Astraea @ Apr 17 2009, 10:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
THERE IS NO BABY
YOU SAW NOTHING
WHAT? NO ONE WAS IN STEWARTSVILLE
MOTHER NIGHT IS INSCRUTABLE
My work is done here.
YOU SAW NOTHING
WHAT? NO ONE WAS IN STEWARTSVILLE
MOTHER NIGHT IS INSCRUTABLE
My work is done here.
Baby.
Oh. That bab--
..There was no baby. Nothing to see here!
Unknown2009-04-18 05:22:10
You make all of us look like pedophiles now. -.-
Sajite2009-04-18 06:48:49
QUOTE (Alacardael! @ Apr 17 2009, 10:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You make all of us look like pedophiles now. -.-
Well, to be fair, everyone in your commune pretends to be 18.
Saaga2009-04-18 07:59:21
QUOTE
Well, to be fair, everyone in your commune pretends to be 18.
=legal!
Sajite2009-04-18 08:04:13
QUOTE (Saaga @ Apr 18 2009, 12:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
=legal!
Yes, but that makes it easier to get the younger members of the commune, like the baby.
Dakkhan2009-04-18 08:43:03
(Magnagora): Crylia says, "Except for the fact that 99.9% of all draenei lesbians are g.i.r.l.s."
Arix2009-04-18 08:44:45
I think at one point Daedalion was pretending to be like, 12 or something. I recall this because we kept joking about Somaria being a pedo
Kante2009-04-18 23:25:16
The crow is huge, an enormous bird with magpie feathers and beak. One eye has been scooped out, leaving a dark, empty socket, forcing the crow to constantly cock his head towards whatever catches his interest. The crow's one red eye gazes malevolently at you. Larger than a dog, his strong wings have a span of over eight feet. He is called 'Johnson.'
A huge, magpie crow appears to be extraordinarily strong.
He weighs about 1000 pounds.
He seems to be abnormally large.
His feedbag could use replenishing, and he shows the first signs of hunger.
He is loyal to The Moralis, Black Rose Among the Thorns.
You cannot see what a huge, magpie crow is holding.
One-eyed Johnson?
A huge, magpie crow appears to be extraordinarily strong.
He weighs about 1000 pounds.
He seems to be abnormally large.
His feedbag could use replenishing, and he shows the first signs of hunger.
He is loyal to The Moralis, Black Rose Among the Thorns.
You cannot see what a huge, magpie crow is holding.
One-eyed Johnson?
Shaddus2009-04-18 23:41:29
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(Magnagora): Haiden says, "I just wanna know why I got roses and a freakin loincloth in the mail."
Sajite2009-04-19 00:00:34
Licking her lips lasciviously, Haiden runs her fingers over a hooded gatekeeper's body, whispering into his ears. You feel as though you shouldn't be here to witness what might come next.
Shaddus2009-04-19 00:12:25
QUOTE (Sajite @ Apr 18 2009, 07:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Licking her lips lasciviously, Haiden runs her fingers over a hooded gatekeeper's body, whispering into his ears. You feel as though you shouldn't be here to witness what might come next.
... Dare I ask?
Unknown2009-04-19 02:03:34
(Magnagora): Kashchei says, "Now Marcalo, do you ABCs ok?"
(Magnagora): Kashchei says, "Then we'll learn to walk."
(Magnagora): Marcalo says, "A, b, c, d, e, f you kashchei."
No, I'm not quoting it for the zinger. Did you see that?
Let's look again.
(Magnagora): Kashchei says, "Then we'll learn to walk."
I feel like I should give him a medal for that.
(Magnagora): Kashchei says, "Then we'll learn to walk."
(Magnagora): Marcalo says, "A, b, c, d, e, f you kashchei."
No, I'm not quoting it for the zinger. Did you see that?
Let's look again.
(Magnagora): Kashchei says, "Then we'll learn to walk."
I feel like I should give him a medal for that.
Marcalo2009-04-19 02:12:40
QUOTE (Yevah @ Apr 16 2009, 10:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
blink
You blink.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<>-|Safe|
<>: Eventru says, "YOU!"
---
A thunderous roar echoes across the heavens as ivory streaks of lightning rain
downwards onto the Basin of Life, the clouds high above New Celest swirling
ominously. A single rhapsodic voice begins to raise her voice in a tentative
hymn, before squealing nervously and quickly going silent. The glaring visage of
the Exalted Lord flares in the mid-morning sunlight momentarily, announcing His
return to mortal perception.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You notice the lance of flame rushing towards your location just before it sears
the air around you, slamming directly into Sheia's chest, causing her to stretch
her mouth out in a wordless cry of pain. As the flame fades from Sheia's body,
she relaxes again and begins to breathe, surprisingly left with no mark upon
her.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<
blink
You blink.
5498h, 4236m, 5061e, 10p, elrxkb<
<
---
A thunderous roar echoes across the heavens as ivory streaks of lightning rain
downwards onto the Basin of Life, the clouds high above New Celest swirling
ominously. A single rhapsodic voice begins to raise her voice in a tentative
hymn, before squealing nervously and quickly going silent. The glaring visage of
the Exalted Lord flares in the mid-morning sunlight momentarily, announcing His
return to mortal perception.
HELP SPAM
Unknown2009-04-19 02:36:54
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "If Fania gets a better office, We demand
you all build Us a temple!"
you all build Us a temple!"
Shiri2009-04-19 02:37:11
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Apr 19 2009, 01:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
... Dare I ask?
Influencing.Reiha2009-04-19 02:51:41
OOPS WRONG THREAD.
Erm... a quote...
Urazial tells you, "Proof of your slander! I am not a griefer, and as such have
no victims!"
Erm... a quote...
Urazial tells you, "Proof of your slander! I am not a griefer, and as such have
no victims!"
Fania2009-04-19 02:55:49
QUOTE
Aquamage Chel Nasad, Enigma of the Tides says, "Pardon me, I'm going to use the font."
Reiha2009-04-19 03:12:07
The Everdying, Shaddus Mes'ard, Crimson Ambassador says, "I don't want a woman
that's good in bed. I want a woman that sucks in bed, and thinks I'm good."
that's good in bed. I want a woman that sucks in bed, and thinks I'm good."