Unknown2009-04-19 04:00:30
Brilliant ribbons of ivory and golden light shoot up from the nine beacons of
New Celest, raining downwards in a dazzling and sparkling display.
(Celest): Eventru says, "Look! Shiny things!"
(Celest): Eventru says, "Go chase them, Kuailong."
New Celest, raining downwards in a dazzling and sparkling display.
(Celest): Eventru says, "Look! Shiny things!"
(Celest): Eventru says, "Go chase them, Kuailong."
Gregori2009-04-19 04:38:04
Super kung fu, mid air, grab opponent and both crash to the ground moves!
QUOTE
ambush sidd
You launch yourself at Sidd with a roar.
A lattice of crystal.
You see exits leading north, southeast, south, west, and northwest.
Leaping out from the shadows, Sidd suddenly waylays you, throwing you to the ground and then standing menacingly over you.
You leap out from your hiding place and pounce upon Sidd.
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
You launch yourself at Sidd with a roar.
A lattice of crystal.
You see exits leading north, southeast, south, west, and northwest.
Leaping out from the shadows, Sidd suddenly waylays you, throwing you to the ground and then standing menacingly over you.
You leap out from your hiding place and pounce upon Sidd.
You are too stunned to be able to do anything.
Kante2009-04-19 05:21:34
Gregori; that. Is. AWESOME.
Casilu2009-04-19 05:51:19
tell kinson you're a potato
You tell Uncle Kinson Talnara, "You're a potato."
Kinson tells you, "Ahhhh GET OUT OF MY HEAD."
Kinson tells you, "I Don't KNOW WHERE THE FEET OF THE FAE ARE."
Kinson tells you, "I'm already married!"
You tell Uncle Kinson Talnara, "You're a potato."
Kinson tells you, "Ahhhh GET OUT OF MY HEAD."
Kinson tells you, "I Don't KNOW WHERE THE FEET OF THE FAE ARE."
Kinson tells you, "I'm already married!"
Aramel2009-04-19 06:29:16
Kinson.
Seraku2009-04-19 07:32:55
My first day as Sohei...
In a hushed, melancholic whisper, Death Marshal Haiden, The Queen's Own Torturer says, "Actually, hold still, Seraku."
(combat spam, mind-you I have no curing system)
You say, "Stopppit."
Haiden swings a clockwork klangaxe at you. Haiden howls in rage and cleaves right through you, severing bone, flesh and tendons in a fell swoop as her klangaxe sweeps out your back in a gory crimson spray. You stare blankly at her in surprise as bloody spittle gurgles from your lips.
You topple messily to the ground, cloven in twain.
You have been slain by Haiden.
As your soul leaves your body, the elixir vitae courses through your spirit and suddenly bursts in a bright light, forming a new body around your soul.
In a hushed, melancholic whisper, Death Marshal Haiden, The Queen's Own Torturer says, "Actually, hold still, Seraku."
(combat spam, mind-you I have no curing system)
You say, "Stopppit."
Haiden swings a clockwork klangaxe at you. Haiden howls in rage and cleaves right through you, severing bone, flesh and tendons in a fell swoop as her klangaxe sweeps out your back in a gory crimson spray. You stare blankly at her in surprise as bloody spittle gurgles from your lips.
You topple messily to the ground, cloven in twain.
You have been slain by Haiden.
As your soul leaves your body, the elixir vitae courses through your spirit and suddenly bursts in a bright light, forming a new body around your soul.
Aramel2009-04-19 08:09:49
An endless string of puns:
Helllllllp!
CODE
Uncle Kinson Talnara says to a noble unicorn, "Don't talk much, huh? A little
horse?"
Uncle Kinson Talnara says to a noble unicorn, "Or does Aramel not let you talk
because you are a neigh sayer?"
Uncle Kinson Talnara says to a noble unicorn, "You know, I bet you are quite a
stable animal."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says to a noble unicorn, "I bet the first time Aramel put
you on a carriage it went without a hitch."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "Just showing your Unicorn some horsepitality."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven says, "So glad I'm not related to you two."
Uncle Kinson Talnara asks a noble unicorn, "When you finish all your hay do
you get a baleful look?"
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "I wanted to buy a horse, I should pony up."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "Ah well, guess a unicorn isn't a real horse, must
be a phony."
You cry aloud and tear at your hair.
You say to Casilu, "I'm related."
You say, "I don't have a mind like that."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "Oh oh, I bet if he gets to the stable late and
gets his hay, it would be the last straw."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "I should work in the stables, I bet I could get
free rein."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says to a noble unicorn, "Bet you only play a bit part!"
Uncle Kinson Talnara says to a noble unicorn, "If you were named storm, you
could ride the lightning with the rein."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "I guess I'm done."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "No wait."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "I just thought of one."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven says, "That's showing some horse sense... oh no..."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "One horse said to the other: Your pace is
familiar, but I don't remember the mane."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says to a noble unicorn, "Hey, if we lived next door, we
could be neigh-bors!"
You say, "Why are you learning to use knives at all when you can just make
your enemies die of desperation?"
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven says, "It's the secret Shofangi tactic."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "Oh oh oh."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "If a horse could predict the weather, it would
probably say the weather is stable."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "I bought a plate with four corners so I could have
a square meal."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "I bought a donkey, thought I might get a kick out
of it."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "You know, when Lendren gets that mirror, he'll be
more reflective."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven says, "I had a great party, an owl came was there,
told me it was all a hoot."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "I went to that party too, dressed as a knife, I
was looking pretty sharp."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "Too bad I was beaten to the punch."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven says to Kinson, "Did things go well with that other
Kephera? You two looked like you were clicking."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "We were up chittering all night."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven asks, "Didn't bug you?"
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "A weevil bit."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven exclaims, "Hive haven't heard news that good in a
while!"
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "Honey, you aint heard nothing."
You say, "Next one to make a pun gets waxed."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "Can't hold a candle to being waxed."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven says to Kinson, "I think we broke her."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says to Casilu, "Agreed."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "And I had another one forming."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "Speaking of candles, I also ran into an old
flame."
You put your hand to your forehead and swoon.
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven asks, "Tired of them so swoon?"
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "I thought the banana ones were mighty appealing."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven says, "Wasn't the ripe moment."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "Ah well, I'm not meant for the limelight anyway."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven says to Kinson, "I think we broke Caramel, what a
sticky situation."
horse?"
Uncle Kinson Talnara says to a noble unicorn, "Or does Aramel not let you talk
because you are a neigh sayer?"
Uncle Kinson Talnara says to a noble unicorn, "You know, I bet you are quite a
stable animal."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says to a noble unicorn, "I bet the first time Aramel put
you on a carriage it went without a hitch."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "Just showing your Unicorn some horsepitality."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven says, "So glad I'm not related to you two."
Uncle Kinson Talnara asks a noble unicorn, "When you finish all your hay do
you get a baleful look?"
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "I wanted to buy a horse, I should pony up."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "Ah well, guess a unicorn isn't a real horse, must
be a phony."
You cry aloud and tear at your hair.
You say to Casilu, "I'm related."
You say, "I don't have a mind like that."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "Oh oh, I bet if he gets to the stable late and
gets his hay, it would be the last straw."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "I should work in the stables, I bet I could get
free rein."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says to a noble unicorn, "Bet you only play a bit part!"
Uncle Kinson Talnara says to a noble unicorn, "If you were named storm, you
could ride the lightning with the rein."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "I guess I'm done."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "No wait."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "I just thought of one."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven says, "That's showing some horse sense... oh no..."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "One horse said to the other: Your pace is
familiar, but I don't remember the mane."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says to a noble unicorn, "Hey, if we lived next door, we
could be neigh-bors!"
You say, "Why are you learning to use knives at all when you can just make
your enemies die of desperation?"
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven says, "It's the secret Shofangi tactic."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "Oh oh oh."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "If a horse could predict the weather, it would
probably say the weather is stable."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "I bought a plate with four corners so I could have
a square meal."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "I bought a donkey, thought I might get a kick out
of it."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "You know, when Lendren gets that mirror, he'll be
more reflective."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven says, "I had a great party, an owl came was there,
told me it was all a hoot."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "I went to that party too, dressed as a knife, I
was looking pretty sharp."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "Too bad I was beaten to the punch."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven says to Kinson, "Did things go well with that other
Kephera? You two looked like you were clicking."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "We were up chittering all night."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven asks, "Didn't bug you?"
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "A weevil bit."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven exclaims, "Hive haven't heard news that good in a
while!"
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "Honey, you aint heard nothing."
You say, "Next one to make a pun gets waxed."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "Can't hold a candle to being waxed."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven says to Kinson, "I think we broke her."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says to Casilu, "Agreed."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "And I had another one forming."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "Speaking of candles, I also ran into an old
flame."
You put your hand to your forehead and swoon.
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven asks, "Tired of them so swoon?"
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "I thought the banana ones were mighty appealing."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven says, "Wasn't the ripe moment."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "Ah well, I'm not meant for the limelight anyway."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven says to Kinson, "I think we broke Caramel, what a
sticky situation."
Helllllllp!
Casilu2009-04-19 08:13:01
QUOTE (Aramel @ Apr 19 2009, 01:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
An endless string of puns:
Helllllllp!
Helllllllp!
Shhhh, we're not even done yet!
Aramel2009-04-19 08:19:01
Shuyin's Rockholm raid saved me from it! *flee*
Celina2009-04-19 08:23:26
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven says to Kinson, "Did things go well with that other Kephera? You two looked like you were clicking."
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "We were up chittering all night."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven asks, "Didn't bug you?"
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "A weevil bit."
I laughed really hard at that part.
edit: Too hard, I'm such a loser.
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "We were up chittering all night."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven asks, "Didn't bug you?"
Uncle Kinson Talnara says, "A weevil bit."
I laughed really hard at that part.
edit: Too hard, I'm such a loser.
Lokin2009-04-19 08:41:30
QUOTE
I laughed really hard at that part.
edit: Too hard, I'm such a loser.
edit: Too hard, I'm such a loser.
You think you're a loser? I was giggling so hard while I was typing I had to retype those sentences at least twice because I would hit the wrong keys.
Oh and....
You say, "Speaking of sticky, my bee freinds are having a house swarming party for their new hive."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven asks, "Going to go, honey?"
You say, "Parting is such sweet sorrow."
Serenguard Casilu Dekoven looks thoughtful and says, "I wondered what all that buzz was about around the forest."
You say, "They won some candy, always a sweet prize."
(Serenwilde): A dwarven gold miner says, "Someone help me! Please!"
*insert Shuyin/Sidd raid spam here*
You say, "They want to get the miners, if you can dig it."
Shiri2009-04-19 08:56:06
*outguild kinson*
Siam2009-04-19 11:19:51
Havulma2009-04-19 11:46:17
QUOTE
Cyaratalegur, Overseer of the Reservoir directs a stare in your direction and you feel like your blood is boiling, causing you to scream out in pain.
The blood in your veins boils, cycling quickly through your body before you can bleed.
The blood in your veins boils, cycling quickly through your body before you can bleed.
So it's a bad thing when I feel like my blood is boiling but a good thing when it actually is boiling.
Gwylifar2009-04-19 14:12:35
QUOTE (Havulma @ Apr 19 2009, 07:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So it's a bad thing when I feel like my blood is boiling but a good thing when it actually is boiling.
Don't forget the Undervault is at a lower altitude so it will boil at a lower temperature.
Shaddus2009-04-19 14:57:26
Sha made me a platter of hooters wings. Designed them myself.
QUOTE
You put your nose over a steaming platter of spicy cockatrice wings and inhale.
You lean over the platter of wings and inhale, the spicy sauce making your eyes water and almost swell shut.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a steaming platter of spicy cockatrice wings.
You nibble on a bit of the spiced flesh and your tongue starts to burn lightly, making it somewhat numb from the sensation.
You consume a steaming platter of spicy cockatrice wings leisurely, enjoying every bite.
You pick up a spicy wing and commence to eating, each one burning your tongue and numbing it after a few seconds. Dipping one into a small cup of creamy sauce provided, you notice it seems to cut the burn considerably and you quickly devour the rest of the wings. A few stalks of celery complete this small feast, nicely crunching as you bite into them and cleansing your palette.
You lean over the platter of wings and inhale, the spicy sauce making your eyes water and almost swell shut.
You tentatively stick out your tongue and lick a steaming platter of spicy cockatrice wings.
You nibble on a bit of the spiced flesh and your tongue starts to burn lightly, making it somewhat numb from the sensation.
You consume a steaming platter of spicy cockatrice wings leisurely, enjoying every bite.
You pick up a spicy wing and commence to eating, each one burning your tongue and numbing it after a few seconds. Dipping one into a small cup of creamy sauce provided, you notice it seems to cut the burn considerably and you quickly devour the rest of the wings. A few stalks of celery complete this small feast, nicely crunching as you bite into them and cleansing your palette.
Unknown2009-04-19 16:25:17
Vhaas2009-04-19 21:44:29
QUOTE
Hadrian, He Who Is Prone to Dying (Male Trill)
Unknown2009-04-19 22:21:45
Vhaas, your sig is strange and unusual.
Unknown2009-04-19 22:50:32
When Iytha says that, you've hit a pretty major point.