Quotes 5

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Unknown2009-05-16 04:23:47
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Fern2009-05-16 05:31:51
Myrkr: Item: Vial Type: Sorcelglass Org: Public
Commodities: wood 5
Gold Outlay: 0
IMPORTANT: The main noun of this item MUST use this name: VIAL
Appearance:
a phallic vial
Dropped:
A phallic vial stands erect on the ground here.
Examined:
Thick and hard, this vial has a peculiar shape. The wood has been carefully carved to create the appearance of miniscule veins running along the overall phallic shape. The mouth of the vial, shaped like a soldier's helmet, has been meticulously sanded to a shine.
Comments:
Unknown2009-05-16 05:35:32
Note the overuse of the word "shape". laugh.gif
Reiha2009-05-16 06:00:51
(Geomancers): Jigan says, "Vecanamu."
(Geomancers): Vecanamu (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yes?"
(Geomancers): Jigan says, "I am starting a new religion. It will include holy prostitutes
and copious amounts of alcohol. Procure these things and you shall be a priest."
(Geomancers): Jigan says, "Fail, and I will find your mother and sleep with her."
(Geomancers): Jigan says, "Several times."
(Geomancers): Ixchilgal says, "And then Jigan will finally have something in common with
us."
Siam2009-05-16 08:52:57
QUOTE (Tervic @ May 16 2009, 06:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Elostian's cookies are more epic. We also get hugs from our Divine. How many other orders can boast that?



QUOTE (Aerotan @ May 16 2009, 06:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Didn't Maylea's used to could..?

Maylea does that when she comes out of her Garden biggrin.gif Where are you, Maylea? crying.gif
Lendren2009-05-16 11:39:49
"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there's a Maylea at the bottom of it too?" - Douglas Adams, sort of.
Siam2009-05-16 12:59:34
*looks for Maylea*
Kante2009-05-16 22:00:12
QUOTE
Did you know that scorpions are indigenous to the deserts of the Basins
so, ever wonder how the Scorpion Cult of the Nekotai came to reside in
the Dark Forest of Glomdoring? Ever wonder why the Cult's mannerisms and
beliefs seem so exotic?


What culture and mannerisms?
Gaetele2009-05-17 00:09:51
These quotes aren't funny!

I demand funny!
Gero2009-05-17 02:44:41
******* tells you, "Yep! Discounts for nice tits, too."
Xenthos2009-05-17 03:33:43
QUOTE (Celina @ May 16 2009, 10:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
On another note, a quote!

Viravain, Lady of the Thorns says to Krellan, "I decided that since you like to play all coy and shy when I am speaking to you, you deserve something befitting of that behaviour."

Krellan, Gentleman of Leisure asks Viravain, "And what might that be? Cookies?"

Viravain gives a frilly dress of shocking pink to Krellan, Gentleman of Leisure.

Viravain, Lady of the Thorns says, "Ah and also to go with it."

Viravain gives a shockingly pink hat festooned with ornaments to Krellan, Gentleman of Leisure.


YES.

Viravain stuffed Krellan in a dress.

She has given up on her evil plots for me! suspicious.gif
Viravain2009-05-17 03:43:02
QUOTE (Xenthos @ May 16 2009, 10:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
YES.

Viravain stuffed Krellan in a dress.

She has given up on her evil plots for me! suspicious.gif


Not really, no. I do have this lovely set of gothic style outfit in mind just for you.
Xenthos2009-05-17 03:43:53
QUOTE (Viravain @ May 16 2009, 11:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Not really, no. I do have this lovely set of gothic style outfit in mind just for you.

ohmy.gif

Eeeeek!
Furien2009-05-17 04:21:16
Lendren Starfall, Steadfast Teacher of Dawn says, "I love the idea of someone
who thinks there's a perfect third. It's so Magnagora."

Nejii coughs softly.

Nejii Talnara, Heir to Kiakoda says, "I...yes, of course. Silly Magnagorans."

Lendren giggles happily.

You say, "That one did seem odd.."

Nejii gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

Nejii Talnara, Heir to Kiakoda says to you, "I call your bluff!"

You say, "Nonsense, I used to be a Bard."

Nejii Talnara, Heir to Kiakoda says, "Oh yeah."

You say, "Majorthird is for milestones, minorthird is.....the weevil-caller, I
think."

Lendren Starfall, Steadfast Teacher of Dawn says, "If the tritone were a perfect
something, it would be a perfect four-and-a-halfth anyway."

Lendren peers at you unscrupulously.

Lendren Starfall, Steadfast Teacher of Dawn says to you, "Milestones are major
sixth, and weevils is perfect fouth."

You look thoughtful and say, "No? Is it egovice?"

Lendren coughs softly.

Lendren Starfall, Steadfast Teacher of Dawn says, "Fourth."

You say, "Oh....well."

Solanis glances at you, brings his hand to his mouth and releases a small
'teehee'.

You say, "Damn."

Lendren Starfall, Steadfast Teacher of Dawn says, "You've been away too long,
eh?"

You say, "Yeah yeah."

Solanis utters a deep, rumbling laugh at you.

You cuff Solanis upside his head.

Nejii Talnara, Heir to Kiakoda flashes the most obnoxiously smug smile she can
manage at you.
Aramel2009-05-17 04:55:58
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Unknown2009-05-17 05:54:18
This isn't exactly a quote, but

QUOTE
XXXX screams in pain as the macabre cloud of seething, gluttonous flies dives into his skin, sending flecks of blood dancing into the air about him as they burrow into flesh and feed eagerly on his tender wounds.


<3 Crow soooo much
Celina2009-05-17 07:05:07

Nadjia swings a silver ravenwood klangaxe at Brennan Stormcrow. Nadjia cuts him with a light wound.
Brennan Stormcrow begins to yell for help.
(Glomdoring): Brennan Stormcrow says, "Someone help me! Please!"
A dark nighthag springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A shadowlord guard springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A dark nighthag springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A dark nighthag springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A dark nighthag springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A dark nighthag springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A dark nighthag springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A dark nighthag springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A dark nighthag springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A dark nighthag springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A dark nighthag springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A Lesser Song of Wyrden Wrath springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A greater swarm of locusts springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
An illithoid scourge springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
An illithoid scourge springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
An illithoid shade springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A shadowlord widowrider springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A shadowlord widowrider springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A shadowlord widowrider springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A shadowlord widowrider springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A shadowlord widowrider springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A shadowlord widowrider springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A shadowlord widowrider springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A shadowlord widowrider springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
An animated skeleton springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
An animated skeleton springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
An animated skeleton springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
An animated skeleton springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
Iola2009-05-17 09:39:47
QUOTE (Shamarah @ May 15 2009, 10:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was going down the lists enemying all the GMs and Champions, but I did the administrators by accident too when I didn't mean to tongue.gif


Ahhhhh biggrin.gif
Aerotan2009-05-17 09:46:16
QUOTE (Celina @ May 17 2009, 12:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Nadjia swings a silver ravenwood klangaxe at Brennan Stormcrow. Nadjia cuts him with a light wound.
Brennan Stormcrow begins to yell for help.
(Glomdoring): Brennan Stormcrow says, "Someone help me! Please!"
spam
A Lesser Song of Wyrden Wrath springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
A greater swarm of locusts springs to Brennan Stormcrow's defence.
more spam

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Unknown2009-05-17 13:07:30
QUOTE (Celina @ May 17 2009, 03:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Glomdoring): Brennan Stormcrow says, "Someone help me! Please!"

Brennan's such a wuss sometimes.