Maellio: Innocence can only prevent so much. Shattering egos and drowning are not technically part of that list...

(Shadowmaze): Salamein says, "What do you guys do for fun around here?"

(Shadowmaze): Astraea says, "Brood philosophically on the less jubilant qualities of life. I also knit."

(Shadowmaze): Nausikaa says, "I enjoy swimming, myself."

(Shadowmaze): Ishant says, "That is up to you. Most people undertake quests or hunt denizens to gain experience, although you could just converse with others if that is all you desire."

(Shadowmaze): You say, "I make books, personally."

(Shadowmaze): Shuyin says, "I brood in dark corners and mourn the sad state of my life for fun."

(Shadowmaze): Salamein says, "So much brooding."

(Shadowmaze): Yamori says, "We work to glorify Mother Night and Brother Crow through our actions, and do not make fools of ourselves. We are scholars, we are hunters, we are tradesmen. Like every creature and plant you see before you, find your niche."

(Shadowmaze): Ennis says, "I subject animals under torturous experiments, and the occasional person I find."

(Shadowmaze): Meiko says, "I influence the denizens for money."

(Shadowmaze): Sthai says, "I plot the downfall of sovereign nations and enact vast networks of agents for my personal amusement and entertainment."

The screeching yell of Kalas Alianna pierces your mind,
"BOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOT
HERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHER
BOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOT
HERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHER
BOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOT
HERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHER
BOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOT
HERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHER
BOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOT
HERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHER
BOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOT
HERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHER
BOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOT
HERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHER
BOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOT
HERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHER
BOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOT
HERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHERBOTHER."

The screeching yell of Kalas Alianna pierces your mind, "SHOOP DA WHOOP."

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Wood Mill.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. Beauregard Dubaise
is here, sanding a plank of wood. A young female wyvern flaps her wings about
her. Covered in bone armour, a giant bat hangs here, wings folded about its body
and one beady eye open. Veyrzhul La'Saet is here. He wields a twilight lyre in
his left hand and a magic tome in his right. He is surrounded by one reflection
of himself.
You see exits leading south (open door) and out.
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analyze dubaise
Beauregard Dubaise has a brave soul. He is contemplating where his loyalties
should lie.
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The bold, brassy summer melodies soothe your ego.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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The bold, brassy summer melodies soothe your ego.
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Beauregard Dubaise blinks and shuffles about impatiently.
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clt anung mindset yung concedes to the pint
(Adiks): You say, "Anung mindset yung concedes to the pint."
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ct DUbaise ready
(Serenwilde): You say, "DUbaise ready."
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ct quick
(Serenwilde): You say, "Quick."
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Veyrzhul closes the pine door to the south.
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The bold, brassy summer melodies soothe your ego.
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Veyrzhul's eyes gleam with generosity.
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A beam of moonlight comes down from the sky and bathes you in light.
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ct beam
(Serenwilde): You say, "Beam."
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A beam of moonlight comes down from the sky and bathes you in light.
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Veyrzhul drops a palm sigil.
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Veyrzhul drops a monolith sigil.
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Shouts rise up from the Village of Delport, as its denizens loudly pledge
themselves to the Great Collective of Serenwilde.


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take mono
You cannot reach the ground to pick that up.
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The bold, brassy summer melodies soothe your ego.
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Veyrzhul picks up a palm sigil.
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Veyrzhul picks up a monolith sigil.
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"Meh," says Veyrzhul nonchalantly.
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(Serenwilde): Raguel says, "Woot."
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(Serenwilde): Vathael says, "Woohoo."
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nya

(Serenwilde): Elyonne says, "Yay!"
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(Adiks): Xedrik says, "Finally."
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Could you be a bit clearer?
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nyah
You stick your tongue out and say, "Nyah!"
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Wilde Witch, Kelysa Mes'ard yells, "Out."
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(Serenwilde): Xedrik says, "Finally."
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(Serenwilde): Elarinya says, "Woohoo!!"
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(Serenwilde): Xedrik says, "Yay."
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Veyrzhul sniffles softly.
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(Serenwilde): Aiyana says, "Wonderful job, everyone."
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The bold, brassy summer melodies soothe your ego.
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Random Pectus Dawneye, The Biter yells, "We're going, we're going."
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(Serenwilde): Raguel says, "Well done everyone!"
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ct woo!

(Serenwilde): Eula says, "I got it!"
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(Serenwilde): You say, "Woo!"
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(Serenwilde): Kaguya says, "Well done, everyone!"
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(Adiks): Xedrik says, "Who got the last one?"
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The door to the south is opened from the other side.
Smoking a pipe, a village man walks in from the south.
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Sepulchral whispers seethe across the Basin as the voice of Ser Vathael rumbles,
"KROKANI POWEEEER."
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"Ok!" you exclaim.
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The bold, brassy summer melodies soothe your ego.
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(Serenwilde): Sommnus says, "Nice!"
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(Adiks): Xedrik says, "Wow eula."
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Veyrzhul leaves to the south, emanating an aura of immense power.
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The song "Benedicite" ends and fades away.
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"Red sun dawn, lines are drawn, beasts of war - come and help me stop this," you
sing, as ancient harmonies rise from a forestal violin decorated with chimes.
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(Adiks): Elyonne says, "I wanna favour!"
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(Adiks): Xedrik says, "You ended the long wait."
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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(Serenwilde Elite Guard): Raguel says, "Let the favouring begin."
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Moon Guardian Alys Mes'ard, of the Sterling Flame yells, "Do not speak that way,
Pectus, To my mother."
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read letter
You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Save us Save us
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Kilana Mes'ard, Operations Trainee says, "Sorry."
Cthoglogg, the High Ritualist says, "You fool, you have played right into my hands."
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His eyes flashing with the collective hatred of the Illithoid, Cthoglogg, the High Ritualist unleashes a powerful assault of psychic energy that rips through your skull like a thousand screaming voices.
Daevos has been slain by Cthoglogg, the High Ritualist.
You have been slain by Cthoglogg, the High Ritualist.
Your body begins the process of transforming into a lich.
Winter, the White Winged Wolf leaps into the air in front of Kilana, deflecting the attack.
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While I was getting amnesty for the one who survived.

Parabollus, how doth you make me lulz so heartily? I feed upon your every forum-move like a rabid succubus intent on savoring each tiny tasty morsel that you offer up. I crave each and every little tangent that you skip merrily off upon, and I am sated, full and repleted by your ever-renewing virtue, and overabundance, of rabid good-will. A thousand meme-quoting angels (And I know what a hearty chuckle is evoked from you at even the slightest hint of a tidbit of a meme) could not fulfill my lust for happiness the way you do. I walk, talk, and breathe only for your forum-shenanigans, and the wit that is expressed therein.

Parabollus, I deeply, seriously, and unequivocally love you in what is probably the most troubling, mentally unfit relationship I have ever had in my lifetime. Tell me more, sweet Parabollus, tell me more.


I salute you.

............

Are you being serious or sarcastic?