Quotes 5

by Charune

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Arix2009-05-29 00:56:20
Oooh, I want to hear the Greatest American Hero one
Unknown2009-05-29 02:30:39
Jozan reaches over and spanks you firmly on your bum.

Jozan reaches over and spanks Reinhold firmly on his bum.

Jozan reaches over and spanks Dynami firmly on his bum.

Jozan leaves to the up, emanating an aura of immense power.
Shaddus2009-05-29 02:55:49
Damn Ethelon's curing.

QUOTE
CURING: frost with frost
You cannot drink from a frost hag.


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Reiha2009-05-29 05:21:01
Barrin tells you, "Oh dear. I love you, your hair is like goats hair, your eyes
are like fresh blueberries, your breasts are as succulent as a cows udder."
Gregori2009-05-29 05:44:42
QUOTE (Reiha @ May 28 2009, 11:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Barrin tells you, "Oh dear. I love you, your hair is like goats hair, your eyes
are like fresh blueberries, your breasts are as succulent as a cows udder."



He tells that to all the girls.
Raezon2009-05-29 10:23:10
First, and always, if you spend a forum page arguing whether it should be bugged, it should be bugged! You shouldn't be discussing ways to take advantage of a thing that should probably be bugged on the forums, either.

Now get back to quoting and not talking about bugs! suspicious.gif
Unknown2009-05-29 16:39:08
Happening at the Ravenwood....

"Dark," sings Krin, while shadows swarm over a wooden lute as it plays a creepy
melody. x40.


The mystery of the repeating bard!
Unknown2009-05-30 00:26:14
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He is a fierce dracnari and nearly 7 foot tall, with large, ropy muscles swelling beneath his equipment.


Ahaha.

Ha.
Unknown2009-05-30 01:03:16
QUOTE (Azoth Nae'blis @ May 29 2009, 08:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ahaha.

Ha.

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Casilu2009-05-30 01:03:59
QUOTE (Ried @ May 29 2009, 06:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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I didn't think of that until you said it. blackeye.gif
Lawliet2009-05-30 01:10:42
QUOTE (Ried @ May 30 2009, 02:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Guttermind. tongue.gif


It's cuz you can't see the muscles if they're under the equipment, silly.
Unknown2009-05-30 01:34:25
QUOTE (Lawliet @ May 29 2009, 09:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's cuz you can't see the muscles if they're under the equipment, silly.

Eh, I guess? Though all of your equipment in Lusternia is obviously floating around you so you can sip, smoke, apply, and read scrolls in one go!
Reiha2009-05-30 02:43:13
Toracu Dawneye says, "I sit around minding my own buisness and get taint
spanked."

Dedicant Milae, Hart's Glory says, "Crap happens."
Unknown2009-05-30 03:04:23
Hmm...I don't recognize the song Gregori was parodying...
Unknown2009-05-30 03:14:44
QUOTE (Lawliet @ May 29 2009, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's cuz you can't see the muscles if they're under the equipment, silly.

Nope, Ried got it.
Aerotan2009-05-30 04:12:05
Volroc: This one
Razenth2009-05-30 05:09:48
The soul of Mallix says, "BURN IN VAGINAL JUICE."
Lekius2009-05-30 05:43:02
QUOTE (Razenth @ May 29 2009, 10:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The soul of Mallix says, "BURN IN VAGINAL JUICE."


Following a Mallix-episode that ended with Gregori kicking him out:

Aramel tells you, "((I swear Gregori has a macro to kick out people!))"
Fania2009-05-30 06:07:10
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(Spouts): Estadyn says, "...I like that. I'm a portable walking shower."

(Spouts): Estadyn says, "I wonder if there's something out there so I can be a portabe walking spa too...complete with massages and mud bath treatments."


Never thought of Aquamancers as portable showers... that's kinda kinky.
Munsia2009-05-30 06:19:59
I always thought of the Aqua's as like 'Scrubbing Bubbles' since Celest is a big toilet...