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Razenth2009-06-08 07:22:10
honours jozen
Zetetic Jozen (Male Kephera).
He is 29 years old, having been born on the 24th of Dvarsh, 208 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Peasant in the Righteous Grand Duchy of New Celest.
He is an Itinerant Traveler in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Empyreal Academy.
He is considered to be approximately 80% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
Siam2009-06-08 17:10:53
(Adiks): Xedrik says, "HELP!!! I am being attacked here at a cozy wax room! I need credits!"
Munsia2009-06-08 17:54:43

You feel your insides clench as your soul is frozen.
You have played 5099 games.

Played : 407 days, 22 hours, and 20 minutes


....because of my 'dormancy' I don't have what I use to. a year or two ago I had the second highest login time for mortals I believe.
Jigan2009-06-08 18:07:32
3742h, 3819m, 3198e, 10p, 17305w elrx-
You feel your insides clench as your soul is frozen.
You have played 6716 games.

Played : 158 days, 18 hours, and 12 minutes

This is what happens when you obey the "If you want to go AFK, log out" suggestion.

dazed.gif
Enero2009-06-08 20:22:59
The Dawn Brigade): Munsia says, "Malicia's fat."
<6060h 5217m 5540e 10p 21225en 18675w| elrxkb<>- |x:malicia k:j h:d|23:21:21.254>
(Celest): Beldoria says, "You kill the moose, give them to some bloke, he gives you meat, you then drop the meat where the roars are etc."
<6060h 5217m 5540e 10p 21225en 18675w| elrxkb<>- |x:malicia k:j h:d|23:21:22.946>
(The Dawn Brigade): Munsia says, "Oops, Miss."
<6060h 5217m 5540e 10p 21225en 18675w| elrxkb<>- |x:malicia k:j h:d|23:21:23.458>
Everiine2009-06-08 21:35:10
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(Newbie): Gamerie says, "What if i find a dead person?"

(Newbie): Gamerie says, "Alinzey."

(Newbie): Kendre says, "They won't be alive."

(Newbie): Gamerie says, "Do i sell them."

(Newbie): Kendre says, "To cannibals, maybe."

doh.gif

EDIT:
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(Newbie): Kendre says, "What if I come upon an insane turkey and kill it. Can I eat it?"

doh.gif doh.gif
Vathael2009-06-08 21:58:01
CODE
8236h, 4620m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 18900w elrx<>-
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8236h, 4620m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 18900w elrx<>-yell boom

You yell, "Boom."
8236h, 4620m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 18900w elrx<>-
(Bellator Societas): Xenthos says, "What are they doing?"
8236h, 4620m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 18900w elrx<>-
(Disciples of Klangratch): Malicia (from the Aetherways) says, "I'm so butthurt."
8236h, 4620m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 18900w elrx<>-
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted yells, "Boom."
8236h, 4620m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 18900w elrx<>-clt3 getting all defensive

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Getting all defensive."
8236h, 4620m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 18900w elrx<>-ql

The Vault of Heaven.
With outstretched arms, an enormous statue of Estarra stands here vigilantly.
You see a single exit leading down.
8236h, 4620m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 18900w elrx<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Sthai says, "Well?"
8236h, 4620m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 18900w elrx<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Emberteru says, "What, I just put it in."
8236h, 4620m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 18900w elrx<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "Ick."
8236h, 4620m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 18900w elrx<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
8236h, 4620m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 18900w elrx<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "Natalee is holding Ijen close and kissing him
softly."
8236h, 4620m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 18900w elrx<>-
(Bellator Societas): Ceren (from the Astral Plane) says, "Vathael mentioned
Talkan's credit loan and they exploded."
8236h, 4620m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 18900w elrx<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri says, "Is Terry online?"
8236h, 4620m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 18900w elrx<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Desitrus says, "I bet you think that was me."
8236h, 4620m, 5610e, 10p, 30900en, 18900w elrx<>-shout ..boom..

You shout, "..boom.."
8236h, 4620m, 5610e, 10p, 24900en, 18900w elrx<>-
Malicia2009-06-08 22:18:39
Oh, since we're doctoring logs, I can give the gist of the conversation, with style.
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(Disciples of Klangratch): Vathael says, "Lulz, Talkan is a nub, he stole Celest's creditz, uberlulz. I hate him so much. He used to greef me."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Malicia says, "Ya like Celest cares, lolz. Aison pays, someone pays, who carez!."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Ceren says, "Lol, u nubz. Chill out."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Ilyarin says, "U GUYZ SURE BRING THIS UP LOTZ."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Vathael says, "O dun mind me, I was just tryna make u mad."

It's okay, because Talkan is a noob at times.

Mirami2009-06-08 23:06:08
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(Glade): Gamerie (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Is a place flooded with
crystal clear water special or unique?"

(Glade): Raguel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It means an aquamancer's
made a puddle there."
Unknown2009-06-09 00:02:35
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The pallid corpse beneath your feet shrieks and writhes as you inadvertantly
crush his crotch.


blackeye.gif crying.gif twitch.gif

that ain't right!!!!!
Gero2009-06-09 03:14:17
Ilaveuse tells you, "And that would be great. I don't need my soul."
Celina2009-06-09 05:06:09
QUOTE (Xenthos @ Jun 8 2009, 05:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Where's his doctoring?


My guess is....

(Disciples of Klangratch): Malicia (from the Aetherways) says, "I'm so butthurt."
Zallafar2009-06-13 00:13:25
You turn to Luckie, a female leprechaun and narrate a fanciful story of two lovers finding each other.
Luckie, a female leprechaun says, "I think I just threw up a little in my mouth."
Unknown2009-06-13 02:13:26
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(The Hartfire Hearth): Sevz (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "This forest is dyyiingg, I've seen 2 marjoram and no galingale."
(The Hartfire Hearth): You say, "And they say we're nothing like Glomdoring."
(The Hartfire Hearth): You say, "Ah cha cha!"


well i thought it was funny...
Unknown2009-06-13 04:22:28
Nott has been poisoned by Ceren Valtyros, the Earthen Ire.
Nebula has been poisoned by Ceren Valtyros, the Earthen Ire.
Urazial's life has been severed by the detonation of Ceren Valtyros, the Earthen Ire's phantomsphere.
Nicholo's life has been severed by the detonation of Ceren Valtyros, the Earthen Ire's phantomsphere.
Malarious's life has been severed by the detonation of Ceren Valtyros, the Earthen Ire's phantomsphere.
Yamori has been slaughtered by the awesome might of Ur'Lord Thoros d'Murani, Scythe of The Red Masque.
Thoros has been drawn and quartered by Druid Crek.


Spot the difference.
Lendren2009-06-13 17:26:32
QUOTE
(Serenwilde): Aidyn says, "I really should set up some memory majicks for that."

Shaddus2009-06-14 04:07:37
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-deleted- tells you, "I'll rape you. I'll rape you with a cactus."
Furien2009-06-14 05:48:22
(Coven): You say, "Shaddus in three."
(Coven): You say, "Two."
(Coven): You say, "One."

(Moonburst spam)

Xiran thrusts her palm and a burst of silver light shoots out from her palm into the distance.
Shaddus has been slain by Xiran.
: Target Gone: Dead

You give Xiran a wild cheer!

Xiran squeaks in fright!
Shaddus2009-06-14 05:53:13
QUOTE (Furien @ Jun 14 2009, 12:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Coven): You say, "Shaddus in three."
(Coven): You say, "Two."
(Coven): You say, "One."

(Moonburst spam)

Xiran thrusts her palm and a burst of silver light shoots out from her palm into the distance.
Shaddus has been slain by Xiran.
: Target Gone: Dead

You give Xiran a wild cheer!

Xiran squeaks in fright!

Lol. That hurt, too. Xiran is a griefer sad.gif
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Solanis, from afar, thrusts his palm and a burst of silver light shoots from the palm and hits you, burning you painfully.
3423h, 4044m, 2640e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-|Safe|{15:16.03}|Health: -1640|
CURING: health with health
You take a drink from a beryl vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
4376h, 4044m, 2640e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-|Safe|{15:16.17}|Health: 953|
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
4629h, 4044m, 2640e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-|Safe|{15:20.16}|Health: 253|
A violent tremor rocks the land, causing the earth to shake and the ground to buck beneath your feet.
4629h, 4044m, 2640e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-|Safe|{15:20.39}
Alianna, from afar, thrusts her palm and a burst of silver light shoots from the palm and hits you, burning you painfully.
2728h, 4044m, 2640e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-|Safe|{15:21.77}|Health: -1901|
CURING: health with health
You take a drink from a beryl vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
3587h, 4044m, 2640e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-|Safe|{15:21.91}|Health: 859|
Raeri, from afar, thrusts his palm and a burst of silver light shoots from the palm and hits you, burning you painfully.
2571h, 4044m, 2640e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-|Safe|{15:22.55}|Health: -1016|
Solanis, from afar, thrusts his palm and a burst of silver light shoots from the palm and hits you, burning you painfully.
931h, 4044m, 2640e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-|Safe|{15:22.8}|Health: -1640|
tell solanis mm, that was sweet
You tell Moonsage Solanis Carthan, "Mm, that was sweet."
931h, 4044m, 2640e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-|Safe|{15:23.77}
ep
Xiran, from afar, thrusts her palm and a burst of silver light shoots from the palm and hits you, burning you painfully.
Your vision blurs as lunar energy vibrates deep within your being, building to a crescendo of pain. You open your mouth to scream but moonlight streams from between your lips as your entire body is consumed by the power of the moon.
You have been slain by Xiran.
You writhe in pain as you fall to level 77.
You sigh in frustration as you fall to the level of Paramortal.
You have earned the blessing of the Elder Gods!
A bunch of pennyroyal falls out of your inventory.
A bunch of pennyroyal falls out of your inventory.
A horehound blossom falls out of your inventory.
A bunch of pennyroyal falls out of your inventory.
A length of rope falls out of your inventory.
A length of rope falls out of your inventory.
Your body begins the process of transforming into a lich.
Kill Tracker for Xiran: Kills {} Deaths {1}
0h, 4044m, 2640e, 0p, esSilrx<>-|Safe|{15:24.64}|Health: -931|
You are dead and cannot do that.
0h, 4044m, 2640e, 0p, esSilrx<>-|Safe|{15:24.77}
Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.
0h, 3894m, 2640e, 0p, esSilrx<>-|Safe|{15:24.98}|Mana: -150|
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
0h, 3894m, 2640e, 0p, esSilrx<>-|Safe|{15:26.17}
Solanis tells you, "Hi."
Kelysa2009-06-14 06:02:49
(The An'Taithe): Xiran says, "Holy crap."