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Shaddus2009-06-25 04:39:07
After the last Nil raid by Glomdoring, over the secret psionic stealth monk aether.

QUOTE
(Minions of Illith): You say, "Sidd, we're having an arguement. Why did you guys leave?"

(Minions of Illith): Sidd says, "We proved our point."

(Minions of Illith): You say, "Point was?"

(Minions of Illith): Sidd says, "I don't know."

(Minions of Illith): Sidd says, "But we proved it."

(Minions of Illith): You say, "Lol."

(Minions of Illith): Sidd says, "So we left."
Unknown2009-06-25 04:42:51
The one of awesome, go google it. Glesh.
Unknown2009-06-25 07:25:19
HELP TAHTETSO blackeye.gif
Diamondais2009-06-25 07:48:28
QUOTE (Nicholo @ Jun 25 2009, 03:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
HELP TAHTETSO blackeye.gif

Quite empty, that.
Unknown2009-06-25 13:02:56
On a random who with thirdeye.

QUOTE
Penitent Gesiah (Beneath the Tower of the Dark Fat)
Shaddus2009-06-25 20:13:39
QUOTE
Geophyte Gharveyn says, "We know our offerings are not so grand as they might be but we toil daily in service to Teh Masque."


For Teh Masque!
Lawliet2009-06-25 20:32:08
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Jun 25 2009, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
For Teh Masque!


Make it your motto tongue.gif
Tervic2009-06-25 20:52:22
Whilst domothing:


Ser Shuyin of the Shadows says, "Halfway done."

A mischievous young boy says, "Boooring"
A mischievous young boy dashes off into the distance.
Unknown2009-06-26 02:15:09
QUOTE (Shaddus Mes'ard @ Jun 23 2009, 11:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mods, can we ban quotes from the Wishes clan, please?


I second this. These are really in bad taste and completely inappropriate.
Vathael2009-06-26 03:10:57
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 0p, 30773en, 18900w exk<>-ql

Dysolis takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 0p, 30773en, 18900w exk<>-
The Lower Planar Fulcrux.
A pale blue, athletic pony with a braided tail stands here quietly. Talakrellan,
an armour-clad unicorn, stands here, her head tossed back proudly, her stance
confident and aggressive. Looking for trouble to get into, a mischievous young
boy romps about the area. Krellan, Gentleman of Leisure towers here, shrouded.
He wields a mystic cudgel in his left hand and an athame dagger in his right.
Shikha d'Murani towers here, shrouded. She wields a coiling skeletal rapier in
each hand. Dysolis Heatherwood is here, shrouded. He wields a coral staff in his
left hand and a circular shield of the volcano in his right.
You see exits leading north, northeast, southeast, southwest, northwest, and
down.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 0p, 30773en, 18900w exk<>-
Krellan, Gentleman of Leisure says, "Oh see ya Dyso."
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 0p, 30773en, 18900w exk<>-
Dysolis takes a drink from a glowing diamond vial.
9450h, 3062m, 5280e, 1p, 30773en, 18897w exk<>-
Dysolis takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30793en, 18900w exk<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with mantakaya
envenom 62782 with charybdon
maneuver perform skull down dys
maneuver perform eye down dys

You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
There are no poisons on that item at present.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30793en, 18900w elrxk<>-
There are no poisons on that item at present.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30793en, 18900w elrxk<>-
You rub some mantakaya on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30793en, 18900w elrxk<>-
You rub some charybdon on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30793en, 18900w elrxk<>-
You execute the Skull maneuver: SMITE DOWN DYS.
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a hideous hammer of depraved steel down
upon Dysolis. You viciously smite his ribs, forcing him to grimace in pain.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30780en, 18900w elxk<>-
You execute the Eye maneuver: SMITE DOWN DYS.
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a hideous hammer of depraved steel down
upon Dysolis. You viciously smite his ribs, forcing him to grimace in pain.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Kinson (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And
brewmastery, so we can be cliche drunken-monks."
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
Dysolis takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
Dysolis takes a drink from a glowing diamond vial.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with mantakaya
envenom 62782 with charybdon
maneuver perform skull down dys
maneuver perform eye down dys

You may take another dose of allheale.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
There are no poisons on that item at present.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
There are no poisons on that item at present.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
You rub some mantakaya on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
You rub some charybdon on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
You execute the Skull maneuver: SMITE DOWN DYS.
Your left arm is off balance.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
You execute the Eye maneuver: SMITE DOWN DYS.
Your left arm is off balance.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w erxk<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with mantakaya
envenom 62782 with charybdon
maneuver perform skull down dys
maneuver perform eye down dys
apply mending to arms

You have recovered balance on your left arm.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w elrxk<>-
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a
hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w elrxk<>-
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a
hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w elrxk<>-
You rub some mantakaya on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w elrxk<>-
You rub some charybdon on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w elrxk<>-
You execute the Skull maneuver: SMITE DOWN DYS.
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a hideous hammer of depraved steel down
upon Dysolis. You viciously smite his ribs, forcing him to grimace in pain.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30754en, 18900w elxk<>-
You execute the Eye maneuver: SMITE DOWN DYS.
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a hideous hammer of depraved steel down
upon Dysolis. You smite him in the eye, which turns purple and swells shut.
The blow continues into Dysolis's body, causing a sickening cracking and mashing
sound. A terrible rictus of pain twists his features for a moment, vanishing
suddenly as he falls, lifeless, to the ground.
You have slain Dysolis.
Dysolis drops a piece of black earwort.
Dysolis drops a piece of black earwort.
Dysolis drops a stalk of faeleaf.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30741en, 18900w exk<>-
Gero2009-06-26 08:48:39
QUOTE (Nicholo @ Jun 24 2009, 08:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dude, that happens a lot... unsure.gif


I think you missed the boat.
Siam2009-06-26 12:43:54
QUOTE
(Adiks): Eula says, "Once upon a time before the DMP and stat nerf merians roamed the basin, with big brains to make up for their thin hides."
Unknown2009-06-26 16:28:15
QUOTE (Vathael @ Jun 25 2009, 11:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 0p, 30773en, 18900w exk<>-ql

Dysolis takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 0p, 30773en, 18900w exk<>-
The Lower Planar Fulcrux.
A pale blue, athletic pony with a braided tail stands here quietly. Talakrellan,
an armour-clad unicorn, stands here, her head tossed back proudly, her stance
confident and aggressive. Looking for trouble to get into, a mischievous young
boy romps about the area. Krellan, Gentleman of Leisure towers here, shrouded.
He wields a mystic cudgel in his left hand and an athame dagger in his right.
Shikha d'Murani towers here, shrouded. She wields a coiling skeletal rapier in
each hand. Dysolis Heatherwood is here, shrouded. He wields a coral staff in his
left hand and a circular shield of the volcano in his right.
You see exits leading north, northeast, southeast, southwest, northwest, and
down.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 0p, 30773en, 18900w exk<>-
Krellan, Gentleman of Leisure says, "Oh see ya Dyso."
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 0p, 30773en, 18900w exk<>-
Dysolis takes a drink from a glowing diamond vial.
9450h, 3062m, 5280e, 1p, 30773en, 18897w exk<>-
Dysolis takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30793en, 18900w exk<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with mantakaya
envenom 62782 with charybdon
maneuver perform skull down dys
maneuver perform eye down dys

You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
There are no poisons on that item at present.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30793en, 18900w elrxk<>-
There are no poisons on that item at present.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30793en, 18900w elrxk<>-
You rub some mantakaya on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30793en, 18900w elrxk<>-
You rub some charybdon on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30793en, 18900w elrxk<>-
You execute the Skull maneuver: SMITE DOWN DYS.
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a hideous hammer of depraved steel down
upon Dysolis. You viciously smite his ribs, forcing him to grimace in pain.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30780en, 18900w elxk<>-
You execute the Eye maneuver: SMITE DOWN DYS.
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a hideous hammer of depraved steel down
upon Dysolis. You viciously smite his ribs, forcing him to grimace in pain.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
(Skeleton Hearth): Kinson (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And
brewmastery, so we can be cliche drunken-monks."
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
Dysolis takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
Dysolis takes a drink from a glowing diamond vial.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with mantakaya
envenom 62782 with charybdon
maneuver perform skull down dys
maneuver perform eye down dys

You may take another dose of allheale.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
There are no poisons on that item at present.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
There are no poisons on that item at present.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
You rub some mantakaya on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
You rub some charybdon on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
You execute the Skull maneuver: SMITE DOWN DYS.
Your left arm is off balance.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
You execute the Eye maneuver: SMITE DOWN DYS.
Your left arm is off balance.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w exk<>-
You have recovered balance on your right arm.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w erxk<>-wipe 62782
wipe 10534
envenom 10534 with mantakaya
envenom 62782 with charybdon
maneuver perform skull down dys
maneuver perform eye down dys
apply mending to arms

You have recovered balance on your left arm.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w elrxk<>-
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a
hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w elrxk<>-
Being careful not to poison yourself, you wipe off all the poisons from a
hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w elrxk<>-
You rub some mantakaya on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w elrxk<>-
You rub some charybdon on a hideous hammer of depraved steel.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30767en, 18900w elrxk<>-
You execute the Skull maneuver: SMITE DOWN DYS.
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a hideous hammer of depraved steel down
upon Dysolis. You viciously smite his ribs, forcing him to grimace in pain.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30754en, 18900w elxk<>-
You execute the Eye maneuver: SMITE DOWN DYS.
With a heavy overhand stroke, you slam a hideous hammer of depraved steel down
upon Dysolis. You smite him in the eye, which turns purple and swells shut.
The blow continues into Dysolis's body, causing a sickening cracking and mashing
sound. A terrible rictus of pain twists his features for a moment, vanishing
suddenly as he falls, lifeless, to the ground.
You have slain Dysolis.
Dysolis drops a piece of black earwort.
Dysolis drops a piece of black earwort.
Dysolis drops a stalk of faeleaf.
9450h, 3080m, 5280e, 1p, 30741en, 18900w exk<>-

I think I missed the quote...
Unknown2009-06-26 16:45:10
QUOTE (thisismydisplayname)
QUOTE (Eula)
(Adiks): Eula says, "Once upon a time before the DMP and stat nerf merians roamed the basin, with big brains to make up for their thin hides."


Merians used to be a playable race? whatthe.gif

Oh wait...they still are, except they suck and no one does. XD
Vathael2009-06-26 17:11:37
Krellan walks in and spams into my blocking a few times and then says the bolded text and he dies like 4s later.
Lawliet2009-06-26 17:12:01
QUOTE (Deschain @ Jun 26 2009, 05:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Merians used to be a playable race? whatthe.gif

Oh wait...they still are, except they suck and no one does. XD


I do! blackeye.gif
Shaddus2009-06-26 17:26:57
QUOTE (Vathael @ Jun 26 2009, 12:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Krellan walks in and spams into my blocking a few times and then says the bolded text and he dies like 4s later.

You mean... Dysolis?
Vathael2009-06-26 17:45:01
nope.. mean what i wrote krellan walking and talking, dysolis dying
Unknown2009-06-27 01:59:41
Pectus says, "My name is Doctor Breastsalot *sagenod*."
Unknown2009-06-27 02:01:03
QUOTE (casilu @ Jun 26 2009, 09:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm the one who said that. crying.gif

Akui, WE MUST BECOME ONE!


I'm sorry! I didn't quote anyone and I forgot who said what.

I bestow more credit upon you. +1 rep.

And Allison you should note that my opinion's typically don't end in "lolololololololol".