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Mirami2009-07-10 01:33:21
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Viynain Talnara of the Realm of Nature says, "Beastmaster questions...leadership questions even though I resigned still...oh, and something about pies."


EDIT:
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4696h, 3144m, 3855e ex-clhelp goldhunting
Composed by: Xiel



He lives!

So... Who is this Viynain fellow, then?
Vathael2009-07-10 02:11:48
(Jhagar): You say, "NERD RAGE."

(Jhagar): Sessaru (from the Astral Plane) says, "Lol."

(Jhagar): Sessaru (from the Astral Plane) says, "I wish I was smart enough to be
called a nerd."

(Jhagar): Sessaru (from the Astral Plane) says, "..Retarded rage."
Unknown2009-07-10 02:19:28
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Celina2009-07-10 06:16:26
Kaalak tells you, "I think it was a combination of my massive shlonz and being naked."

Kaalak tells you, "But you know, potato, potaaato."




I'd show it in context, but it doesn't really help it make sense.
Joli2009-07-10 06:57:37
QUOTE (Vathael @ Jul 7 2009, 09:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The body of Joli appears in a flash and her soul descends to fill it, causing
the previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.
8549h, 4950m, 5610e, 10p, 32400en, 20400w elrxk<>-
A single tear drops from Joli's eye as she stops her own heart, slaying herself
instantly.
Joli has been slain by misadventure.



Yeah, so.. Where was I when I even logged in?

I think someone up there hates me. That happened when I logged in to check messages on my other character... sad.gif
Nori2009-07-10 08:00:52
Experiencing a shortness of company, you suddenly black out. You quickly vote
for Lusternia. Your ability to play greatly improves as your world fills with
friends once again.

Vote here: http://www.ironrealms.com/irex/tmsvote.php?id=lusternia
Thank you for your consideration!



wub.gif Estarra

Arix2009-07-10 08:01:47
the messages show up even after I've voted
Unknown2009-07-10 11:02:40
QUOTE (Nori @ Jul 10 2009, 09:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Experiencing a shortness of company, you suddenly black out. You quickly vote
for Lusternia. Your ability to play greatly improves as your world fills with
friends once again.

Vote here: http://www.ironrealms.com/irex/tmsvote.php?id=lusternia
Thank you for your consideration!



wub.gif Estarra


VOTE LUSTERNIA or the furrikin gets it!
Vote here: http://www.ironrealms.com/irex/tmsvote.php?id=lusternia
Thank you for your consideration!

I feel sorry for the furrikin 'cause I already voted.
Fania2009-07-10 15:38:41
I'd better win that cookie.
Fania2009-07-10 21:02:12
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Lawliet tells you, "Stay a second tongue.gif."

(Celest): Kreon says, "Bye Fania."

(Wishes): You say, "No sulk...I'll sulk about it instead."

You tell Lawliet Letara, "What do you need?"

Lawliet tells you, "Hang ooon."

Lawliet gives a bloody eyeball to you.

Lawliet nods her head sagely.

You say, "Erm thanks."

(Wishes): Lawliet says, "Know what's funny?"

(Wishes): Vecanamu says, "Cheese wheels."

(Wishes): Lawliet says, "All limbs have a stamp of ownership do."

p eyeball
Covered in blood, the eyeball has been wrenched from the socket of some poor fool. The stalk of nerves is still attached to it, lending it an even more gruesome appearance.
It has 2 months of usefulness left.
It is strangely weightless.
It bears the distinctive mark of Lawliet Letara.

You tell Lawliet Letara, "I'll save it for later."


I feel so special. laugh.gif
Nori2009-07-11 00:04:51
I know everyone has probably seen this one already, but it was just too funny not to post.

Every time you vote, Kethuru loses a little piece of himself.
Vote here: http://www.ironrealms.com/irex/tmsvote.php?id=lusternia
Thank you for your consideration!

laugh.gif
Nariah2009-07-11 00:09:52
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Trooper Vathael Feyranti, Knife of Fain says, "You've seemed to have slept through many breeches in our territories recently, my Lady."
That led to a funny conversation.
Lawliet2009-07-11 00:28:35
(Wishes): Jozan says, "Okay new rule."

(Wishes): Jozan says, "If you're going to have sex with me, you need to bring
raspberries."
Unknown2009-07-11 02:38:58
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Battered staff suddenly glowing with power, an aged orc elder taps you surprisingly gently on the head with it. Your thoughts become muddled and a searing pain shoots through your mind.
You are jerked awake by the pain.xkdbp-

You yell, "I like cheese!"

Wagging her finger in censure, a wood nymph bound in shadows whispers quietly to an aged orc elder, whose eyes glow green and then nods meekly.

help stupidity

You fondle yourself absently.

help stupidity
Search results for "stupidity":
1) File: afflictions
Title: AFFLICTIONS AND WHAT CURES THEM
...t) confusion, dementia, hallucinations, paranoia,
scrambled brain, STUPIDITY
Unknown2009-07-11 04:08:08
Talking with Nori and then...:

Athine tells you, "(I'd save ya, but I'm old-ish)"

Concerning Pectus-Astraea-Reiha whippings... cloud9.gif
Made me giggle.
Siam2009-07-11 06:11:01
Do you really want the lost cities to come back? Better get to voting for Lusternia!

OH GODDESS YES, PLEASE
Vathael2009-07-11 07:07:37
(Jhagar): Sessaru (from the Astral Plane) says, "I murder words in leave letters behind. becuse I am just that burtal."

Guy never ceases to amaze me..
Celina2009-07-11 07:20:57
QUOTE (Vathael @ Jul 11 2009, 02:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Jhagar): Sessaru (from the Astral Plane) says, "I murder words in leave letters behind. becuse I am just that burtal."

Guy never ceases to amaze me..


That's some butchered english.
Unknown2009-07-11 08:11:46
QUOTE (Vathael @ Jul 11 2009, 05:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Jhagar): Sessaru (from the Astral Plane) says, "I murder words in leave letters behind. becuse I am just that burtal."

Guy never ceases to amaze me..


Just wait until you meet Lavather...
Tervic2009-07-11 08:23:07
(Urynmal eya Llanitha): Elostian says, "Tervic is such a sissy."


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