Message #763 Sent by: Joli
07/24 07:52 "We should join at the same time! ."

Message #764 Sent by: Nicholo
07/24 08:57 "// DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT D:."

Made me go b'awwwwwww.

Everyone should just join Celest. Lots of Eventruian love to go around there. /sagenod

Everyone should just join Celest. Lots of Eventruian love to go around there. /sagenod

Everyone should just join Celest. Lots of Eventruian love to go around there. /sagenod

Two words-- sticky buns.

EDIT: Crap, now I want a donut. See what you made me do?

Did someone say my name?

Everyone should just join Celest. Lots of Eventruian love mental and physical trauma to go around there. /sagenod

More BAH or more Awwww?

(*): Desitrus says, "Switch to chicks, they're better."

(*): Desitrus says, "If they break heart you can just get
their friends pregnant."

(Jhagar): Llandros says, "Pasties don't count as clothing."

Fixed.

Awwwwww

You tell Trooper Jozen, Combat Trainee, "// How far into Necro?"

Jozen tells you, "Full on necro."

Veracruz steps out of the Megalith of Doom, trailing sparkling motes of light.
Skipping unsteadily, a juvenile goat enters from the ether.

You have recovered equilibrium.

You declare your intent to bear arms against Veracruz.

kick goat
You leap into the air and launch a flying kick at a juvenile goat.
You connect!

Veracruz blinks.

probe goat
Bleating happily, a juvenile goat hops and skips unsteadily. Downy hair clothes her limbs and a white, sparkling fleece clings fluffily to her torso. Large liquid eyes gaze out from her pretty, innocent visage and twin bumps presage the advent of horns upon her forehead. She is called 'Xena.'
A juvenile goat looks weak and feeble.
She weighs about 1062 pounds.
Her feedbag could use replenishing, and she shows the first signs of hunger.
She is loyal to Trooper Veracruz d'Murani, Combat Trainee.
You cannot see what a juvenile goat is holding.

Veracruz steps up to you and, in one smooth motion, backhands you viciously across the face.

You say, "My goat is the only goat allowed here."

Trooper Veracruz d'Murani, Combat Trainee says, "Dont kick my goat."

"Shoo! Shoo!" you say to a juvenile goat as you wave her away.
A juvenile goat bleats nasally.

Vibeke snickers softly to herself.

Veracruz strokes a juvenile goat tenderly.
A juvenile goat bleats contentedly.

(Jhagar): You say, "Feed your goat, ho."




Trooper Veracruz d'Murani, Combat Trainee says to a juvenile goat, "He didn't mean it."

callgoat
You cannot take that beast out as it is recovering from a nearly mortal wound.


Esano frowns at a juvenile goat.
A juvenile goat licks Esano.

You say to a juvenile goat, "Oh, but I did."


Kyoodai Vibeke, Apprentice of Seraku says to Veracruz, "It could have been worse, yes?"

Esano snaps his fingers and warm water showers down upon him, and he scrubs under his armpits trying to wash away that horrible stench.

Trooper Veracruz d'Murani, Combat Trainee says, "It likes licking esano."

You snigger evilly at Esano.

Veracruz gazes at you with love and adoration.

Kyoodai Vibeke, Apprentice of Seraku says to Veracruz, "He could have gotten a world-shattering critical hit."

Esano makes a fist and punches towards a juvenile goat, releasing a blast of pure elemental energy that slams into her, searing her flesh.
Esano has scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit.
With a final spasm, a juvenile goat dies, collapsing into a mound of charred and smoking flesh.
A juvenile goat has been slain by Esano.


Kyoodai Vibeke, Apprentice of Seraku says, "..."

Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"

Attendant Esano, Scion of the Shattered Earth says, "Erm, wow."

(Jhagar): You say, "Dude, those are 83k."


Vibeke opens her mouth as if to say something to Esano, but pauses.

Veracruz blinks.


Vibeke glances askance at the corpse of a juvenile goat.

You pick up the corpse of a juvenile goat.

You press the corpse of a juvenile goat to your chest and allow your sternal mouth to open up. The sinuous feeding tendril of your inner self snakes out and latches onto the corpse, feeding on its psychic residue until nothing remains but a dried up husk that crumbles and blows away.

Ardrak, Keeper of the Megalith stares darkly into nothingness, thinking about things one can only guess at.

(Jhagar): Esano says, "I'll buy you another, Vera. Wow."

Veracruz blinks.

You say, "What goat?"

(Jhagar): Esano says, "I used blast because I didn't want to kill it!"

You shift your eyes suspiciously from side to side.


Trooper Veracruz d'Murani, Combat Trainee exclaims, "WHAT THE NIL WERE YOU THINKING!?!"

Attendant Esano, Scion of the Shattered Earth says, "It licked me."


Veracruz begins to weep uncontrollably.

(Jhagar): You say, "I am seriously about to fall out of my chair, that was funny."


(Jhagar): Esano says, "... Veracruz, wtf were you walking around with a goat that's LEVEL ONE?!"


(Jhagar): Veracruz says, "I was leveling it up?"


(Jhagar): You say, "Same thing I was doing when thoros killed mine."


(Jhagar): Esano says, "No you weren't, you were sitting at the Megalith."


Kyoodai Vibeke, Apprentice of Seraku says to Esano, "That wasn't very cool, yes?"


(Jhagar): Veracruz says, "I just teleported back in? from hunting spectres?"


Kyoodai Vibeke, Apprentice of Seraku says to Esano, "That was my lunch!"

You say, "No, it was actually mine."

(Jhagar): Esano says, "... I can't believe a crushing crit blast killed it."

You lick your lips.


Trooper Veracruz d'Murani, Combat Trainee says to Esano, "I hate you."


Veracruz leaves to the north.


(Jhagar): Esano says, "... how much health did it have? 500?"

You say to Esano, "You, sir, are on my goodie list. When I am rich and famous, I will reward you with material things."