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Unknown2009-07-27 04:53:55
QUOTE (Reiha @ Jul 26 2009, 11:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
EVENTRU MADE ME EAT censor.gif


Seems a cup would've been more practical. tongue.gif
Eventru2009-07-27 05:03:55
QUOTE (Grinash @ Jul 27 2009, 12:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Seems a cup would've been more practical. tongue.gif


Hmm, and Joli showed up right afterwards...
Ardmore2009-07-27 05:04:40
QUOTE (Eventru @ Jul 27 2009, 01:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hmm, and Joli showed up right afterwards...

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Joli2009-07-27 05:42:25
QUOTE (Eventru @ Jul 27 2009, 12:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hmm, and Joli showed up right afterwards...



Ewwww

I would have fled in terror.
Ilyarin2009-07-27 09:45:23
Would have.
Tervic2009-07-27 17:19:10
QUOTE (casilu @ Jul 26 2009, 04:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(aclan): Tervic (from the Astral Plane) says, "Wow."

(aclan): Tervic (from the Astral Plane) says, "I just tried to target onion."


(aclan): Tervic (from the Astral Plane) says, "Ifail."


(aclan): Ayisdra (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Insanity is not suppose to affect you in the real world."


I was hungry! *flap*
Everiine2009-07-27 18:43:12
The raucous cries of murderous, rebellious toys fill the air of the Basin of Life as they march down the streets and mountain paths, accosting travelers and residents of the nearby villages. With an upset cry the people call out for salvation, as does a cow before it is overcome by a wave of spear-wielding gingerbread men who puncture it in thousands of places before it finally quits mooing and twitching. Variously, the toys continue their deadly march onwards, chanting praise to the Toymaker as they go.
Llandros2009-07-27 19:58:21
(Newbie): Capslock says, "Items are removed when you quit game?"

(Newbie): Krellan says, "NO THEY ARE NOT."
Lawliet2009-07-27 20:03:57
...Why's that funny?
Fania2009-07-27 20:07:14
I giggled.
Casilu2009-07-27 20:12:25
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Jul 27 2009, 01:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
...Why's that funny?


WHAT IS HIS NAME?
Lawliet2009-07-27 20:26:17
Ah, wow, I get it, comic genius. /sarcasm
Fania2009-07-28 02:15:17
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(The Dekoven Lineage): Raflein (from the Aetherways) says, "Aww my virgin decayed."


Yep, folks. That's my dad. I'm so proud.
Shaddus2009-07-28 02:24:46
QUOTE (Fania @ Jul 27 2009, 09:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yep, folks. That's my dad. I'm so proud.

Tell him he should have eaten his virgin before it decayed. That's the Magnagoran way.
Reiha2009-07-28 04:19:57
QUOTE
(Market): You say, "Seeking a prospective husband for an associate."

Nicholo shouts "Oi!" at the top of his voice.

(Market): Arix says, "Have you met Reiha's "associates"? Selling much-needed
booze."

(Market): Arix says, "You may also want to invest in extra liniment for after
you meet with Reiha's associates. Ask your local alchemist!"

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "From prostitute."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "To pimp."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "You're moving up the professional ladder."

Eventru pats you in a friendly manner.
Arix2009-07-28 04:20:35
I'm a bad widdle boy.

Also, I still don't know what to make of Reiha's continual requests for ass cookies
Unknown2009-07-28 05:01:48
He popped in again... :/ After that.

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QUOTE
Tervic tells you, "(oh oh I know, come make sweet sweet roleplay to me)"
Richter2009-07-28 05:51:03
Tervic tells you, "No."

You tell Shadow Warrior Tervic Sijamrak, Guardian of Nature, "No what?"

Tervic tells you, "No, I can't understand my grandmother."

You tell Shadow Warrior Tervic Sijamrak, Guardian of Nature, "Been to astral
recently?"

Tervic tells you, "...maybe?"

You tell Shadow Warrior Tervic Sijamrak, Guardian of Nature, "Ding."

Tervic tells you, "Dong."
Shiri2009-07-28 05:58:01
(Skeleton Hearth): Shuyin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Done! A
mechanical dirigible will now be named 'Fedex.'"
(Skeleton Hearth): Ragniliff (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "If anyone
asks, you can say he's as fast as a fesix is hungry. That's how you got the
name."
Tervic2009-07-28 06:24:26
Athine and I are on our way to go to the Asylum to bash parasites and....

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(clan): Ishant says, "Assylum is being done already."

A crisp voice states, "Doors closing."
The doors on the elevator begin to slowly close.

The flickering of the asylum's gas lamps cause shadows to twist and mutate eerily in the moving light.

The metal doors on the elevator cage swing shut, and you are locked inside.

(clan): You say, "Aiyah."

(clan): You say, "Really?"

The elevator jolts suddenly and begins its descent, chains groaning overhead.

(clan): Athine says, "Its always the quiet one.."

Malarious makes a ridiculous face as he snorts and snuffles at the air.

Dread Reaper, Kalas Malarious De'Unnero, Singer of the Dirge says, "Yes."

The chain rattles unnervingly as the metal cage sinks lower and lower into the asylum.

(clan): You say, "I hope we land on your face."

Dread Reaper, Kalas Malarious De'Unnero, Singer of the Dirge says, "Ragniliff and ishnat are here."

You plummet past the main wards, careening downwards through the pitch darkness at an alarming rate as the patients' screams echo behind you.
Nicholo has been beaten to a pulp by a large elevator.
Ishant has been crushed to death by a large elevator.
Nicholo has been crushed to death by a large elevator.
Ragniliff has been crushed to death by a large elevator.


You scent at the air, your skilled nose picking up the faint traces of others in the surrounding area.
You make out the scent of Athine coming from a large elevator.
You make out the scent of Malarious coming from a large elevator.

You say, "Wha?"