Quotes 5

by Charune

Back to The Funnies.

Unknown2009-08-01 15:36:50
My herbs D:
Ronny2009-08-01 16:07:36
150 lines is enough to make them crash? They need a new client.
Vathael2009-08-01 16:07:51
So, Shaddus and I were playing around and some mobs showed up and I didn't get my target changed in time so my autobasher hit him and..

You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
9991h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 30837en, 20191w elxd<>-
swing Shad
swing Shad
You wildly swing a hideous hammer of depraved steel at Shaddus. You pound his left leg with an awesome blow and pulverize it into a bloody stump.
----- CRUSHLEG MANGLE CRUSHLEG -----
Horror overcomes Shaddus's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
9991h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 30837en, 20191w elxd<>-
You wildly swing a hideous hammer of depraved steel at Shaddus. You pound him in the gut, making him grunt and turn blue.
9991h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 30825en, 20191w exd<>-

I have a hard enough time trying to hit crushleg in combat and my autobasher does it for me. sad.gif
Shaddus2009-08-01 16:20:17
QUOTE
Vathael wildly swings a hideous hammer of depraved steel at a manifested paradox of knowledge. Vathael pounds him, but it barely fazes him.
Vathael has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!
The blow continues into a manifested paradox of knowledge's body, causing a sickening cracking and mashing sound. A terrible rictus of pain twists his features for a moment, vanishing suddenly as he falls, lifeless, to the ground.
A manifested paradox of knowledge has been slain by Vathael.
A large pile of sovereigns spill from the corpse.
Melville grabs the gold and distributes it to viscanti are getting brains.
Ronny2009-08-01 16:21:02
QUOTE (Vathael @ Aug 2 2009, 12:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So, Shaddus and I were playing around and some mobs showed up and I didn't get my target changed in time so my autobasher hit him and..

You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
9991h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 30837en, 20191w elxd<>-
swing Shad
swing Shad
You wildly swing a hideous hammer of depraved steel at Shaddus. You pound his left leg with an awesome blow and pulverize it into a bloody stump.
----- CRUSHLEG MANGLE CRUSHLEG -----
Horror overcomes Shaddus's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
9991h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 30837en, 20191w elxd<>-
You wildly swing a hideous hammer of depraved steel at Shaddus. You pound him in the gut, making him grunt and turn blue.
9991h, 3280m, 5610e, 2p, 30825en, 20191w exd<>-

I have a hard enough time trying to hit crushleg in combat and my autobasher does it for me. sad.gif


At least you know what to do when you want your mangle now smile.gif
Kiradawea2009-08-01 19:27:49
QUOTE
Ecclesiarch Razenth says, "But we've achieved our objective in this finally."

Ecclesiarch Razenth says, "You can blame it all on Kiradawea by the way."
Unknown2009-08-02 01:01:48
@ ForumGriefing dots.gif

QUOTE (Ilyarin @ Aug 1 2009, 03:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
dots.gif

Aww, you kno I still wub.gif you... hug.gif
Shaddus2009-08-02 01:11:19
QUOTE
A plump toy penguin says, "I'm going to sick Tully on you, peasant. He'll clean that arrogant business right off your face. Then what ever shall you do?"
Unknown2009-08-02 03:55:06
QUOTE
HONORS RAYQUAZA
Pupil Rayquaza (Male Lucidian).
He is 17 years old, having been born on the 4th of Estar, 225 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is currently enrolled as a Student in the College of Necromantic & Tainted Research.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 5% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

I should get a Taming Collar for that... blink.gif
Better yet, twitch.gif A Master Ball.
Fania2009-08-02 05:52:55
QUOTE
(Celest): Asmoth says, "I think they are still out mating and making some sexay squid love to create more."


also

QUOTE
(Celest): Asmoth (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "I remember back in the good old days when you just put golden squid in there. Now you gotta do all this new fangled running around to reefs and playing with octopuses, I swear, I also had to walk uphill to and FROM school."
Razenth2009-08-02 06:03:54
Hehe. Although, in the old days it needed an assload more squid. I don't even know if you could get the whole spire on one respawn, like you sort of can now.
Kiradawea2009-08-02 06:14:36
They changed it a few times because it was so hideously boring.
Aison2009-08-02 09:06:25
And it was so hideously boring because everyone in the world needed to bask in the experience of the boring quest.

I think I did it once as a newbie and then never did that bullcrap again, because omgitwasawful.
Asmoth2009-08-02 09:24:06
The whole different colored squid thing is annoying to me. I mean you already have to run around all over the damn inner sea to grab those little bastards, then after you've scooped up 15 or so you have to run around looking for some stupid reefs while having someone tell you, sapphire purple and purple, or whatever.

Then you have to rinse and repeat over and over because of the color changes. The karma/experience is crap for doing it and it's a pain in the ass when you add in the waves pushing you around all over the place all the time.

If they required too much to fill it up back in the old days, they should have just reduced that number, not added in all this ridiculous running fifteen rooms that way for one squid, fifteen rooms that way for another.

That's all I meant in that little joke complaint I posted up.
Eventru2009-08-02 10:12:08
QUOTE (Asmoth @ Aug 2 2009, 05:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The whole different colored squid thing is annoying to me. I mean you already have to run around all over the damn inner sea to grab those little bastards, then after you've scooped up 15 or so you have to run around looking for some stupid reefs while having someone tell you, sapphire purple and purple, or whatever.

Then you have to rinse and repeat over and over because of the color changes. The karma/experience is crap for doing it and it's a pain in the ass when you add in the waves pushing you around all over the place all the time.

If they required too much to fill it up back in the old days, they should have just reduced that number, not added in all this ridiculous running fifteen rooms that way for one squid, fifteen rooms that way for another.

That's all I meant in that little joke complaint I posted up.


We can totally change it back to the when it required 54 per section. content.gif That is, 54 with the colouring, if I'm not mistaken! I think it's more well-liked the way it is now, though. And what I mean by that is, this is quotes, not quomplaints. (I can just see Fain writhing over that one!)
Celina2009-08-02 10:25:33
QUOTE (Eventru @ Aug 2 2009, 05:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
quomplaints


huh.gif
Viravain2009-08-02 12:51:25
Stop quibbling over quomplaints in the quotes thread.
Unknown2009-08-02 18:38:05
QUOTE (Eventru @ Jul 22 2009, 10:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lisaera's order bought it with gold I think - either way I don't have one, and imbuing it and offering it is useless. However, I did actually grab it from my fulcrux after I saw Reiha's post here, and it's sitting somewhere special, non-decay and resetting, where nobody can see it. whatthe.gif

It certainly isn't tasteless, but there's something to be said about it.

I'm still trying to figure out exactly WHAT, though.


O.o Good stuff?
Kiradawea2009-08-02 19:39:56
QUOTE
His short-lived existence tells you, "You should destroy your mother."
Shaddus2009-08-02 20:19:24
QUOTE
(The Midnight Legion): Gero (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "OMNOMNOM."