Quotes 5

by Charune

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Jinx2009-08-07 05:10:29
Shaman Tynghall Blackcopse, Ward of the Wyrd says to Ayrna, "Your mother never
hugged you, did she?"
Unknown2009-08-07 06:16:07
What the hell happened there? haha
Razenth2009-08-07 06:37:11
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You greet a slender waif with a sincere smile.
A slender waif exclaims, "One day I want to grow up and be a Geomancer and blow up big rocks!"
A slender waif claps her hands excitedly as she intones a hearty, "Boom!"

A slender waif giggles happily.


I guess Magnagora isn't all darkness and evil after all. I thought it was cute and so out of place.
Aerotan2009-08-07 11:24:38
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(Celest): Kiradawea (from the Aetherways) says, "Someone should write a story about that elevator. It has become quite a killer."
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(Celest): Eventru says, "If they do, they should name it."
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(Celest): Eventru says, "Preferably something fear-inspiring."
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(Celest): Eventru says, "Like 'Doman Junior'."
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(Celest): Veyrzhul says, "I'm pretty sure it's a female elevator."
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(Celest): Kiradawea (from the Aetherways) says, "How is that inspiring fear?"
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(Celest): Eventru says, "The thought of doman having a child that is just like him doesn't scare you?"
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(Celest): Eventru says, "It half makes Us want to go running back to the Void."
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Joli2009-08-07 13:52:17
His response to Doman telling him he was going to marry me was better.

Though I would quote what happened in that manse if I knew Eventru wouldn't murder me. NO, DO NOT WANT! ohyeah.gif
Unknown2009-08-07 14:51:51
This skeletal stallion is a strong, powerful creature, and his well-defined
muscles gleam beneath a brown coat
. His mane is slightly tangled from his wild
runs, and his tail swishes incessantly as his brown eyes blink slowly. He lets
out an occasional snort as he paws at the ground, throwing his head back with
inherent nobility, and his body is graced with fiery red wings. He is called
'Troffle.'
A skeletal, brown stallion with fiery red wings appears to be extraordinarily
strong.
He weighs about 1000 pounds.
His feedbag is brimming with food and he is looking well-fed.
He is loyal to Celeris.
You cannot see what a skeletal, brown stallion with fiery red wings is holding.

I have no idea why but for some reason that just made giggle.
Karel2009-08-07 16:20:59
Musician that I am, I just had to try this after trying to rock in a chair that refused to rock.


ROCK LUTE
You cannot rock that.


I'm more musically inclined than Karel is, 'cause if it has four stings, I CAN ROCK IT!
Lawliet2009-08-07 16:35:15
QUOTE (Sarvasti @ Aug 7 2009, 03:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This skeletal stallion is a strong, powerful creature, and his well-defined
muscles gleam beneath a brown coat
. His mane is slightly tangled from his wild
runs, and his tail swishes incessantly as his brown eyes blink slowly. He lets
out an occasional snort as he paws at the ground, throwing his head back with
inherent nobility, and his body is graced with fiery red wings. He is called
'Troffle.'
A skeletal, brown stallion with fiery red wings appears to be extraordinarily
strong.
He weighs about 1000 pounds.
His feedbag is brimming with food and he is looking well-fed.
He is loyal to Celeris.
You cannot see what a skeletal, brown stallion with fiery red wings is holding.

I have no idea why but for some reason that just made giggle.


Yay, Troffle was mine originally, nice to see he turned out nice ^^
Unknown2009-08-07 17:21:05
QUOTE (Sarvasti @ Aug 7 2009, 10:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This skeletal stallion is a strong, powerful creature, and his well-defined
muscles gleam beneath a brown coat
. His mane is slightly tangled from his wild
runs, and his tail swishes incessantly as his brown eyes blink slowly. He lets
out an occasional snort as he paws at the ground, throwing his head back with
inherent nobility, and his body is graced with fiery red wings. He is called
'Troffle.'
A skeletal, brown stallion with fiery red wings appears to be extraordinarily
strong.
He weighs about 1000 pounds.
His feedbag is brimming with food and he is looking well-fed.
He is loyal to Celeris.
You cannot see what a skeletal, brown stallion with fiery red wings is holding.

I have no idea why but for some reason that just made giggle.

So it's malnourished, but strong.
Karel2009-08-07 18:18:33
It's taking the "got milk" ads to new heights. It has so much calcium, all it has is skeletal structure.

Edit: Horse-related quote.
QUOTE
You begin to wield a colt surrounded by a stasis field in your left hand.

You quickly toss a colt surrounded by a stasis field to Kyoko, who catches it
nimbly.
Lawliet2009-08-07 21:37:24
Unitos died to the martial prowess of Sidd.
You see the death occur at the Desert of Incalculable Grief.

For some reason this made me laugh.
Kante2009-08-07 22:01:22
QUOTE (Jinx @ Aug 7 2009, 01:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Shaman Tynghall Blackcopse, Ward of the Wyrd says to Ayrna, "Your mother never
hugged you, did she?"

Score.
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Unknown2009-08-08 02:55:26
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3.3 THE TELL COMMAND
Tells are a way to communicate with players who are not in the room with you
or to communicate relatively privately with players who are. To speak to
someone in this manner, the syntax is: TELL . For instance:
tell roark Why don't Dwarven women shave more often? They really could use
it.

(This, of course, may not elicit quite the friendly response you are looking
for from Roark, but it will amuse this writer, at least.)
You may abbreviate tells by simply typing all or part of the player's name,
followed by what you wish to tell them. For instance:
phae Why don't dwarven women shave more often? They really could use it.
If you wish to simply reply to the last person to speak to you, then all you
have to do is type REPLY .
If you do not wish to listen to tells at all, type TELLSOFF. To begin paying
attention to tells again, type TELLSON. When you login, your tells will
automatically be turned on.
You can see a history of the last tells to you during your current session by
typing TELLS. If the tell as listed is abbreviated due to length, you can type
SHOWTELL to see the full text.


Someone HAS to do this and tell us what happens.
Aerotan2009-08-08 12:08:53
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honours jackul
Mukyu Jackul, Apprentice of the Way (Male Loboshigaru).
He is 22 years old, having been born on the 3rd of Tzarin, 220 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is currently enrolled as a Student in the College of Necromantic & Tainted Research.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.
Taking bets now that he either NAMECHANGEs or ends up with short, black fur, wearing nothing but a skirt and some gold jewelry.


EDIT: Timing, Spindle Has it

QUOTE
(Newbie): Spindle says, "Take a look at yourself! Are you embarrassingly bland? You can dress up your appearance and it just takes a moment! HELP DESCRIPTION will explain how to take control of your looks. Spend some time and give yourself the appearance that best suits you!"
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<<6:3:51 +15.659>>

Spindle, Skein and Bobbins are being paid to dawdle. Make them work for their wages! Vote Lusternia!
Vote here: http://www.ironrealms.com/irex/tmsvote.php?id=lusternia
Thank you for your consideration!
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Fania2009-08-08 23:53:16
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(Clan): Raflein (from the Aetherways) says, "((nah, I guess kids wouldn't be too bad.))"

(Clan): Czara says, "((They really aren't. A lot of fun, and a lot of work.))"

(Clan): Ruiku says, "((Do you have to like, feed them and stuff?))"

(Clan): Czara says, "((Yeah, at least once a week or they lose a level and reset to the stables))"
Unknown2009-08-08 23:54:42
I didn't laugh, it was a serious question... dry.gif
Furien2009-08-08 23:57:33
And now I laughed again.
Mirami2009-08-09 02:11:18
EDIT: nevermind...
Joli2009-08-09 05:00:17
A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."
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A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."
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A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."

You say, "WE KNOW."
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A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."

Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.
0h, 2070m, 3666e, 10p, 12610en, 14590w elrx-

A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."
0h, 2070m, 3666e, 10p, 12610en, 14590w elrx-

You are dead, perhaps you should "Pray for Salvation".
0h, 2070m, 3666e, 10p, 12610en, 14590w elrx-

A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."
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The whistling of the wind overhead becomes unbearable and you have mere moments
to comprehend your fate. A large elevator comes down upon your head with
tremendous force, shattering your skeleton into a thousand pieces and crushing
you into a pulp.
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The soul of Ruiku Dekoven says, "Heh."

You say, "Lame."

The long chime of a heavy bell resounds throughout the asylum, signifying a
short recreational break.

The soul of Ruiku Dekoven says, "Kick us while we're down."
Zenon2009-08-09 05:38:15
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Disgustingly, Xedrik spits at a bloody ear, hitting it directly in its face.

Ears have faces?