Quotes 5

by Charune

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Kante2009-08-09 06:16:28

(Ebonguard): Viravain says, "Tervic has invited you all over to his manse, I believe."

three minutes later...

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Tervic hereby extends an invitation to everyone to attend a party at his manse."

(Glomdoring): Tervic says, "I do not!"

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Now you have. Well done."

(Glomdoring): Urazial (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "That's quite kind of you, Tervic."

(Glomdoring): Tervic says, "Aiyah... fine. Party in my manse...."
Tervic2009-08-09 07:30:15
QUOTE (Kante @ Aug 8 2009, 11:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Ebonguard): Viravain says, "Tervic has invited you all over to his manse, I believe."

three minutes later...

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Tervic hereby extends an invitation to everyone to attend a party at his manse."

(Glomdoring): Tervic says, "I do not!"

(Glomdoring): Viravain says, "Now you have. Well done."

(Glomdoring): Urazial (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "That's quite kind of you, Tervic."

(Glomdoring): Tervic says, "Aiyah... fine. Party in my manse...."


And everything that happened after.....
Fania2009-08-09 08:09:46
QUOTE (Tervic @ Aug 9 2009, 12:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And everything that happened after.....


You need to discover the lost art of changing your perms really fast so no one else can get in.
Ilyarin2009-08-09 12:18:50
QUOTE (Joli @ Aug 9 2009, 06:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."
0h, 2220m, 3666e, 10p, 12610en, 14590w elrx-

A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."
0h, 2220m, 3666e, 10p, 12610en, 14590w elrx-

A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."

You say, "WE KNOW."
0h, 2220m, 3666e, 10p, 12610en, 14590w elrx-

A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."

Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.
0h, 2070m, 3666e, 10p, 12610en, 14590w elrx-

A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."
0h, 2070m, 3666e, 10p, 12610en, 14590w elrx-

You are dead, perhaps you should "Pray for Salvation".
0h, 2070m, 3666e, 10p, 12610en, 14590w elrx-

A crisp voice states, "Warning: the elevator is coming down."
0h, 2070m, 3666e, 10p, 12610en, 14590w elrx-

The whistling of the wind overhead becomes unbearable and you have mere moments
to comprehend your fate. A large elevator comes down upon your head with
tremendous force, shattering your skeleton into a thousand pieces and crushing
you into a pulp.
0h, 2070m, 3666e, 10p, 12610en, 14590w elrx-

The soul of Ruiku Dekoven says, "Heh."

You say, "Lame."

The long chime of a heavy bell resounds throughout the asylum, signifying a
short recreational break.

The soul of Ruiku Dekoven says, "Kick us while we're down."



biggrin.gif

Gotta love that elevator! Here's my testament to elevator deaths (full log).

QUOTE
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 5p, 32720en, 22115w lrx-
The whistling of the wind overhead becomes unbearable and you have mere moments to comprehend your fate. A large elevator comes down upon your
head with tremendous force, shattering your skeleton into a thousand pieces and crushing you into a pulp.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
You smile as the blow falls painlessly on you.
8961h, 6128m, 6511e, 5p, 32720en, 22115w lrx-
Ixion2009-08-09 12:27:02
Indeed, when Asylum opened it was death spam city from that beast..

Just this week I ran into it for fun!
Vathael2009-08-09 15:16:19
Hehe, I remember a while back someone was running around in the asylum that I wanted dead so I got onto the elevator and crushed em. biggrin.gif Good times...
Kante2009-08-09 18:51:26
(Glomdoring): Shiawase says, "No, no. I am definately having a foodgasm. You have no idea how good this cake is. :<."
Unknown2009-08-09 19:51:32
Same way you can talk to ants, kick grubs in the shin, waltz with a forge... yeah.

EDIT: Oops, that's in response to Zenon's quote. Forgot to actually quote it.
Unknown2009-08-09 21:56:16
QUOTE (Ilyarin @ Aug 9 2009, 05:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Stuff about elevators.


Read that log carefully. Ilyarin said something instead of intoning it!
Unknown2009-08-10 08:53:40
Okay, wow, triple post, sorry.

When Sawna and I get going, the Shofangi channel is almost like an OOC clan... only IC. And yeah, quoting myself, sort of, but I seem to be the only Shofangi quoter around here.

(Shofangi): Sawna says, "Would anyone like to explain the diffrence between a ghost and a spirit to me?"

(Shofangi): You say, "Ghosts are hostile, spirits are shiny. Or something."

(Shofangi): You say, "There's an illithoid screaming in my ear, it's hard to concentrate."

(Shofangi): Sawna says, "Noo! Ilaveuse that's the -only- place I hunt. Now I shall shrivel up and become a newbie once again!"

(Shofangi): You say, "Spirits are usually entities called back from the afterlife to serve a purpose and then dismissed, ghosts are souls that did not or could not pass on to the afterlife."

(Shofangi): You say, "Also, I have no clue what I'm talking about."

(Shofangi): Sawna says, "Right, so Ubaidi is not a 'ghost' he is a 'spirit' which is a ghost who didn't kill his wife because she was sleeping with his semi-obese brother named 'Hickle.'"

(Shofangi): You say, "Exactly!"

(Shofangi): You say, "Also... wot?"

(Shofangi): Natalee says, "Wait... what does that make Hickle?"

(Shofangi): Sawna says, "I'm guessing a lonely, lonely man."

(Shofangi): Natalee says, "Just trying to figure out Hickle's relationship with Ubaidi."

(Shofangi): Sawna says, "'brother'?"

(Shofangi): You say, "Hickle is promptly executed by the Removal Of Funny Names Brigade and banished to the nine hells where he is hunted repeatedly by demigods for small amounts of essence."

(Shofangi): Sawna says, "What qualifies a name as funny? Cause I have an ever so slightly feminine name, which some would consider jocular, yet, I have no attention from demigods whatsoever."

(Shofangi): Natalee says, "I dunno... Sawna reminds me of a hot and steamy room filled with rocks that you pour water onto. I guess that could be feminine..."

(Shofangi): Gleip (from the Aetherways) says, "If the name ends with an a, the person is female, no matter what evidence might be brought out to the contrary."

(Shofangi): Sawna says, "What if said 'a' is silent?"

(Shofangi): Gleip (from the Aetherways) says, "Then you sound like sleep."

(Shofangi): Natalee says, "Gleipa... nope... doesn't sound feminine."

(Shofangi): Gleip (from the Aetherways) says, "That's cause Gleipa sounds like a fruit."


Least boring illithoid hunt ever.
Unknown2009-08-10 12:11:04
Did Meae or Sawna tell you about the discussion on the shofangi channel about you wetting your pants Ilaveuse?
Ilyarin2009-08-10 12:58:18
QUOTE (Ilaveuse @ Aug 9 2009, 10:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Read that log carefully. Ilyarin said something instead of intoning it!


I had to turn off my intone alias for when I made an alt because I knew people would figure out who I was!

Ooh gasp revelation! blackeye.gif
Kante2009-08-10 18:35:39
QUOTE (Ilaveuse @ Aug 10 2009, 04:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Okay, wow, triple post, sorry.

When Sawna and I get going, the Shofangi channel is almost like an OOC clan... only IC. And yeah, quoting myself, sort of, but I seem to be the only Shofangi quoter around here.

(Shofangi): Sawna says, "Would anyone like to explain the diffrence between a ghost and a spirit to me?"

(Shofangi): You say, "Ghosts are hostile, spirits are shiny. Or something."

(Shofangi): You say, "There's an illithoid screaming in my ear, it's hard to concentrate."

(Shofangi): Sawna says, "Noo! Ilaveuse that's the -only- place I hunt. Now I shall shrivel up and become a newbie once again!"

(Shofangi): You say, "Spirits are usually entities called back from the afterlife to serve a purpose and then dismissed, ghosts are souls that did not or could not pass on to the afterlife."

(Shofangi): You say, "Also, I have no clue what I'm talking about."

(Shofangi): Sawna says, "Right, so Ubaidi is not a 'ghost' he is a 'spirit' which is a ghost who didn't kill his wife because she was sleeping with his semi-obese brother named 'Hickle.'"

(Shofangi): You say, "Exactly!"

(Shofangi): You say, "Also... wot?"

(Shofangi): Natalee says, "Wait... what does that make Hickle?"

(Shofangi): Sawna says, "I'm guessing a lonely, lonely man."

(Shofangi): Natalee says, "Just trying to figure out Hickle's relationship with Ubaidi."

(Shofangi): Sawna says, "'brother'?"

(Shofangi): You say, "Hickle is promptly executed by the Removal Of Funny Names Brigade and banished to the nine hells where he is hunted repeatedly by demigods for small amounts of essence."

(Shofangi): Sawna says, "What qualifies a name as funny? Cause I have an ever so slightly feminine name, which some would consider jocular, yet, I have no attention from demigods whatsoever."

(Shofangi): Natalee says, "I dunno... Sawna reminds me of a hot and steamy room filled with rocks that you pour water onto. I guess that could be feminine..."

(Shofangi): Gleip (from the Aetherways) says, "If the name ends with an a, the person is female, no matter what evidence might be brought out to the contrary."

(Shofangi): Sawna says, "What if said 'a' is silent?"

(Shofangi): Gleip (from the Aetherways) says, "Then you sound like sleep."

(Shofangi): Natalee says, "Gleipa... nope... doesn't sound feminine."

(Shofangi): Gleip (from the Aetherways) says, "That's cause Gleipa sounds like a fruit."


Least boring illithoid hunt ever.

Wow..if the Ebonguard did that, I'd go and find them and personally beat the ever-loving censor.gif out of every single one.

I would give the command to stop first, however.
Unknown2009-08-10 19:24:42
QUOTE (Kante @ Aug 10 2009, 11:35 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow..if the Ebonguard did that, I'd go and find them and personally beat the ever-loving censor.gif out of every single one.

I would give the command to stop first, however.


Meh. 2:30 am, just the four of us, all friends, hunting illithoid... it kills the boredom.

And no, I never saw the conversation about me wetting my pants.
Unknown2009-08-10 19:56:21
QUOTE (Ilaveuse @ Aug 10 2009, 03:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And no, I never saw the conversation about me wetting my pants.

I believe Sawna's exact words were "It's fun to watch."
Zenon2009-08-10 20:25:19
QUOTE (MrShrimp @ Aug 10 2009, 12:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I believe Sawna's exact words were "It's fun to watch."

They were.
Kante2009-08-10 20:35:44
The head of Lehki has exploded.

Bard kills always make me giggle.
Kante2009-08-11 00:44:00
(Glomdoring): Cryger says, "U wukk."

Edit:
You recall that Aiyana told you:
"(( Man. I wanted to check your honours, your name is hard to spell when jacked up on benadryl sad.gif ))"
Unknown2009-08-11 02:49:26
QUOTE
(CLAN): Zixen says, "Jozen get me merian fishsticks under the tables."

(CLAN): Jozen says, "...is this a gay fish joke?"


Love is in the air wub.gif
Unknown2009-08-11 03:37:58
QUOTE (MrShrimp @ Aug 10 2009, 12:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I believe Sawna's exact words were "It's fun to watch."


I don't want to know.