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Lawliet2009-08-12 19:11:23
QUOTE (Shiawase @ Aug 12 2009, 07:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
After rubbing my waterwalk enchant...


Zydir tells you, "That is somewhat strange behaviour. Why are your pulling your pants down in front of the Master Ravenwood?"


It made me giggle. Of course, I was nice and kindly explained it.

Sorry. Shiawase doesn't do free moonings. ]:


How much do you charge, then? suspicious.gif
Shiawase2009-08-12 19:48:00
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Aug 12 2009, 12:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How much do you charge, then? suspicious.gif

*Z snap*
You can't afford me. <3
Lawliet2009-08-12 19:49:10
QUOTE (Shiawase @ Aug 12 2009, 08:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*Z snap*
You can't afford me. <3


Pssh, totally could tongue.gif
Shiawase2009-08-12 19:52:18
QUOTE (Lawliet @ Aug 12 2009, 12:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pssh, totally could tongue.gif

Am not cheap.

Also

Vibeke tells you, "What do you get when you cross the Inner Sea and the Sea of Despair? Wet feet."


They're so horrible, but I love them. ;-;
Ardmore2009-08-12 19:54:23
QUOTE (Shiawase @ Aug 12 2009, 03:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Am not cheap.

Also

Vibeke tells you, "What do you get when you cross the Inner Sea and the Sea of Despair? Wet feet."


They're so horrible, but I love them. ;-;

Haha, so stupid yet so funny.
Dynami2009-08-12 22:00:17
QUOTE
A pinpoint of brilliant light forms in the air then expands in a flare of ivory and gold into the glorious form of Eventru, Crown of the Exalted.

Lawliet suddenly appears, looking bewildered.

Raflein growls menacingly.

Lawliet raises an eyebrow at Eventru.

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Witness, Dynami, Raflein, Tresol."

Eventru holds a piece of brown, acrid spoor in one hand and displays it for all to see, then suddenly tosses it into the air where it disappears from sight. Eventru laughs madly as a piece of brown, acrid spoor sticks out of Lawliet's mouth, and she involuntarily swallows it.
Lawliet licks her fingers after gobbling down a piece of brown, acrid spoor, smiling contentedly before making an ill face. Lawliet suddenly belches, sending multi-hued smoke out of her mouth.

Briuur bows respectfully to Eventru.
4245h, 4125m, 3675e, 10p, 18775en, 18775w ex-


Lawliet Letara looks skeptical and says, "That's not unique."

Eventru, Crown of the Exalted says, "Interesting, no? Lawliet eats poo."

Eventru pats Lawliet in a friendly manner.

roflmao.gif
Tervic2009-08-12 22:54:42
Eventru, Crown of the Exalted, says, "It was Celest's poo."

He's really not helping to dispel us from quoting poo quotes, is he?
Furien2009-08-13 00:44:29
Divinity at its finest, I guess.
Unknown2009-08-13 01:10:16
QUOTE
(Celest): You say, "Dear gods. Why are gems so costly?"

(Celest): Jinx says, "How many do you need?"

(Celest): Eventru says, "You aren't bringing enough rockeaters to Delpot?"

(Celest): Eventru says, "Delport!"

(Celest): You say, "Oooh. New village, Lord?"

(Dawneye Tribe): Jinx says, "Sounds like the outhouse in Delport."

The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "Yes. It's right around Celest's
poo."


Nope! He's not. I think that gives us permission.
Eventru2009-08-13 02:03:44
I can either get upset or laugh at it. I choose to do the latter, as the former results in system failure. Granted, the Celest Poo bit is just getting old.
Kante2009-08-13 02:03:50
Brennan Stormcrow says, "Oh la de dah, look who's here."
Vathael2009-08-13 02:16:17
THE BATTLE OF BATTLES


10717h, 3411m, 5280e, 8p, 29439en, 20343w elrxk<>-
s
-- v10733 ---
A twisting mass of pipes. (v10733)
The area is suffused with an eerie, deep blue light, signifying a shield shrine of Elostian nearby. Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A gaseous cloier floats here, congealed in a balloon-like mass.
You see exits leading north and south.
A gaseous cloier emits a strange scream and charges at you.
10717h, 3466m, 5280e, 8p, 29458en, 20353w elrxk<>-
swing Cloier
swing Cloier
You wildly swing a hideous hammer of depraved steel at a gaseous cloier. You pound him in the gut, but it barely fazes him.
10717h, 3466m, 5280e, 8p, 29447en, 20353w elxk<>-
You wildly swing a hideous hammer of depraved steel at a gaseous cloier. You pound him in the gut, but it barely fazes him.
10717h, 3466m, 5280e, 8p, 29435en, 20353w exk<>-

A gaseous cloier lashes out with menacing tentacles, thousands of alien teeth rending apart your flesh in waves of tortured agony.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
10717h, 3466m, 5280e, 8p, 29435en, 20353w exk<>-

You have recovered balance on your right arm.
You have recovered balance on your left arm.
10717h, 3466m, 5280e, 8p, 29435en, 20353w elrxk<>-
swing Cloier
swing Cloier
You wildly swing a hideous hammer of depraved steel at a gaseous cloier. You pound him in the gut, but it barely fazes him.
10717h, 3466m, 5280e, 8p, 29424en, 20353w elxk<>-
You wildly swing a hideous hammer of depraved steel at a gaseous cloier, who smoothly steps away from the blow. Your weapon pounds through the air, missing completely.
10717h, 3466m, 5280e, 8p, 29412en, 20353w exk<>-

You bleed 30 health.
10687h, 3466m, 5280e, 8p, 29412en, 20353w exk<>-
clt5 come on sidd
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "Come on sidd."
10687h, 3516m, 5280e, 8p, 29432en, 20363w exk<>-

You have recovered balance on your left arm.
10687h, 3516m, 5280e, 8p, 29432en, 20363w elxk<>-
swing Cloier
You wildly swing a hideous hammer of depraved steel at a gaseous cloier. You pound him in the gut, but it barely fazes him.
10687h, 3516m, 5280e, 8p, 29420en, 20363w exk<>-

(Magnagora): Sahmiam says, "Seeking a seed."
10687h, 3516m, 5280e, 8p, 29420en, 20363w exk<>-

A gaseous cloier rushes forward with surprising grace, smashing his scalding spines into you, cutting deep.
A surge of rejuvenating energy floods your system, healing your wounds.
6173h, 3516m, 5280e, 8p, 29420en, 20363w exk<>-
sip health
outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry
inr sparkleberry
read 98994
recharge 98994 from cube

You have recovered balance on your right arm.
6173h, 3516m, 5280e, 8p, 29420en, 20363w erxk<>-
swing Cloier
You take a drink from a bloodstone vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
7863h, 3516m, 5280e, 8p, 29420en, 20363w erxk<>-
You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 976.
7863h, 3516m, 5280e, 8p, 29420en, 20363w erxk<>-
You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
8880h, 3630m, 5280e, 8p, 29420en, 20363w erxk<>-
You see no sparkleberry in your inventory.
8880h, 3630m, 5280e, 8p, 29420en, 20363w erxk<>-
You read a Scroll of Healing.
You feel an invigorating energy rush through you.
9897h, 3630m, 5280e, 8p, 29420en, 20363w erxk<>-
You recharge a Scroll of Healing with 1 charges from an energy cube.
9897h, 3630m, 5280e, 8p, 29420en, 20363w erxk<>-
You wildly swing a hideous hammer of depraved steel at a gaseous cloier. You pound him in the gut, but it barely fazes him.
9897h, 3630m, 5280e, 8p, 29409en, 20363w exk<>-

You have recovered balance on your left arm.
9897h, 3630m, 5280e, 9p, 29409en, 20363w elxk<>-
swing Cloier

A gaseous cloier emits a strange scream and charges at Sidd.
9897h, 3630m, 5280e, 9p, 29409en, 20363w elxk<>-
You wildly swing a hideous hammer of depraved steel at a gaseous cloier. You pound him in the gut, but it barely fazes him.
9897h, 3630m, 5280e, 9p, 29397en, 20377w exk<>-

You have recovered balance on your right arm.
9897h, 3612m, 5280e, 9p, 29417en, 20374w erxk<>-
swing Cloier

Sidd thrusts a clawed fist towards a gaseous cloier, ripping at the air before his face.
Slashing viciously at a gaseous cloier, Sidd rends him with a black steel nekai.
With a quick spin, Sidd kicks a gaseous cloier with his right foot.
9897h, 3612m, 5280e, 9p, 29417en, 20374w erxk<>-
You wildly swing a hideous hammer of depraved steel at a gaseous cloier. Your weapon pounds through the air, missing completely.
9897h, 3612m, 5280e, 9p, 29406en, 20374w exk<>-

A gaseous cloier rushes forward with surprising grace, smashing his scalding spines into Sidd in a spray of blood.
Sidd has been slain by a gaseous cloier.
+--+ Sidd
9897h, 3612m, 5280e, 9p, 29406en, 20374w exk<>-

You bleed 5 health.
9892h, 3612m, 5280e, 9p, 29406en, 20374w exk<>-

A gaseous cloier rushes forward with surprising grace, smashing his scalding spines into you, cutting deep.
You have been slain by a gaseous cloier.
An official writ falls out of your inventory.
Your body begins the process of transforming into a lich.
0h, 3612m, 5280e, 0p, 29406en, 20374w elrx<>-
Razenth2009-08-13 02:30:47
It did 10k damage to you in ONE HIT!?
Vathael2009-08-13 02:32:55
Over, I'm sure.
Kyoko2009-08-13 02:35:20
Uh, remind me never to go over there unless I have Shuyin... And a few hundred demigods o_O
Razenth2009-08-13 02:43:33
Ah wait. It has scaled damage, doesn't it? With Sidd in the room, it did only half as much.
Jozen2009-08-13 02:48:20
(Magnagora): Iytha says, "I require a very powerful warrior who is able to preform great acts of bravery and heroism."

(Magnagora): Vathael says, "Who speaks of me."

QFT
Everiine2009-08-13 03:35:35
GAH! Shorten it!
Unknown2009-08-13 03:37:50
No. That would take alot of work.
Ardmore2009-08-13 03:46:59
QUOTE (Eventru @ Aug 12 2009, 10:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can either get upset or laugh at it. I choose to do the latter, as the former results in system failure. Granted, the Celest Poo bit is just getting old.

sad.gif I'm sorry, but I can't stop my followers this far into the game.