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Ixion2009-08-17 19:41:57
(Ur'guard): Fain says, "Your marriage is fruitless and barren."

Owned.
Casilu2009-08-17 19:52:03

(Great House d'Murani): Krackenor says, "As for your offer, Melville. I'll take it."

(Great House d'Murani): Krackenor says, "It will only help us."


(Great House d'Murani): Melville says, "We will wed on the morrow!"

(Great House d'Murani): Krackenor says, "Excellent."

(Great House d'Murani): Melville says, "Sorry, just taking advantage of what the rest do not know."

(Great House d'Murani): Krackenor says, "The first interfamily polygamy will start with us."

Krackenor tells you, "He wants to provide me with some goods for sale."

(Great House d'Murani): Kanaya says, "Oi.."


(Great House d'Murani): Kanaya says, "Stick with women you two.."


(Great House d'Murani): Melville says, "Psh, we were kidding. His wife is right here listening to us."

(Great House d'Murani): Melville says, "I wouldn't dare."

ft Yes, just what I would need, a skinned Melville to decorate my manse with, when I get one
(Great House d'Murani): You say, "Yes, just what I would need, a skinned Melville to decorate my manse with, when I get one."


(Great House d'Murani): Melville says, "Aslaran do not make good rugs."

(Great House d'Murani): Melville says, "Uhm."

(Great House d'Murani): Melville says, "Okay forget it."

ft That was an argument you were going to lose, hrm?
(Great House d'Murani): You say, "That was an argument you were going to lose, hrm?"

(Great House d'Murani): Melville says, "Psh."

(Great House d'Murani): Melville says, "We'll never know."


(Great House d'Murani): Kanaya says, "*snicker*."

(Great House d'Murani): Fain says, "No?"

(Ur'guard): Fain says, "The argument or the skinning, Melville?"

(Ur'guard): Melville says, "Ignore that, Lord. It was just cheerful banter."

(Ur'guard): Melville says, "The family has not seen this much activity in decades."

(Ur'guard): Fain says, "Perhaps I shall skin you, Melville and My direwolf will wear you like a shawl."

(Ur'guard): Ixion (from the Aetherways) says, "Makfir!"

(Ur'guard): Melville says, "If it pleases You."

(Ur'guard): Melville says, "I dare say that I would look far more threatening skinned."
Tervic2009-08-17 20:31:25
QUOTE (Jigan @ Aug 17 2009, 11:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We were discussing the properties of farmer's market produce and how it was more "happy" than Grocer/Wal-Mart produce.

dazed.gif

Apparently, Tervic only chooses the most happy food to take home and boil alive, slice alive, or eat alive.


Of course. You of all people should understand why this is.
Joli2009-08-17 21:11:50
Neos compliments a rambunctious child on his outstanding intellect and physique.
A rambunctious child laughs and blushes, giving Neos a friendly nudge.


Something so wrong with that.
Tervic2009-08-17 21:14:06
QUOTE (Joli @ Aug 17 2009, 02:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Neos compliments a rambunctious child on his outstanding intellect and physique.
A rambunctious child laughs and blushes, giving Neos a friendly nudge.


Something so wrong with that.



At least he wasn't using seduction. That'd have been even worse.
Unknown2009-08-18 07:03:40
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(Glomdoring): Shuyin says, "If you helped with that last raid, send a tell."

(Glomdoring): Shuyin says, "Regardless of whether or not you're a warden."

(Glomdoring): Shuyin says, "You will get cake."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Oh, lovely."

Tervic tells you, "The cake is nonexistent. Do not be fooled by his filthy lies."

You tell Shadow Warrior Tervic Sijamrak, Guardian of Nature, "The cake....is a lie???"

Tervic tells you, "Precisely."

You tell Shadow Warrior Tervic Sijamrak, Guardian of Nature, "This is serious business."

Tervic tells you, "But at least we are still alive."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Shuyin, I regret to state that you have been ratted out by an informant."

(Glomdoring): You say, "Apparently, sir, the alleged cake is nothing but...a lie."

(Glomdoring): Shuyin says, "I am merely practicing my deception skills."

(Glomdoring): Talan says, "No, no. I will go and get the cake."

(Glomdoring): Yovan says, "Oh, gods!! Say it isn't true!!"

(Glomdoring): Talan says, "And of course, the one time when Sha is not sitting with Rowena..."

(Glomdoring): Lianara says, "Hrm..."

(Glomdoring): Talan says, "Hmph."

(Glomdoring): You say, "This is why I always put my trust in pie."

Viravain, Lady of the Thorns has bestowed Her divine truefavour upon you. It will last for 1 month.


The timing of the TF amused me. XD
Casilu2009-08-18 07:08:41

(Magnagora): Malarious (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "OMFG ROFL."
Jozen2009-08-18 08:29:04
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You say, "So like we were saying."

You say, "Burn your instrument."

Gero says, "Not burn."

Gero says, "Light on fire."

You say, "Yes, without it burning."

Gero nods his head emphatically.

You nod your head sagely.

You say, "There is no flaw to this plan."

You say, "None."

Gero says, "And play with your teeth."

Xypher Stormcrow, Whisper of the Wyrd says, "If I were a pyromancer, I'd consider it."

Pectus looks exhausted and opens her mouth in an enormous yawn.

Gero says, "While doing a handstand on a wyvern."

You say, "With one hand."

Gero says, "And drunk."

You say, "And juggling a small faeling baby with your feet."
Gero says to you, "What do you think about adding juggling with your feet?"

Gero says, "Wow."

You say, "Wow."

Gero says, "Great minds."
Unknown2009-08-18 14:56:06
A white seagull glides in on a salty wind, drops a letter into Arix's hands,
then majestically soars away.

Brother Arix Carthan says, "SEAGULL ATTACK!"
Unknown2009-08-18 15:51:10
Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps says, "Gah! By Maeve's tit, sumthin' just don't feel right! Feels like I've been hit with a hammer..."

Even the Xion Initiative has its perks smile.gif
Casilu2009-08-18 16:06:37

(Magnagora): Anyania says, "Hail, Glomdoring."
Tervic2009-08-18 16:13:44
QUOTE (Sadhyra @ Aug 18 2009, 12:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The timing of the TF amused me. XD



I'm sorry Glomdoring. The pie vs cake debate has been brought to your CT.
Everiine2009-08-18 16:23:47
(Serenwilde): Sawna says, "Anyone know a bit about the village of Igasho who live above Snow Valley?"

(Serenwilde): Aithne says, "Well, they're a village of Igasho."

(Serenwilde): Aithne says, "And they live above Snow Valley."

(Serenwilde): Sawna says, "For reals?"

(Serenwilde): Aithne says, "For reals!"

(Serenwilde): Sawna says, "I thought they were Trill who devoted their life to the study of fine cheese."

(Serenwilde): Aithne says, "Really? Well, I wouldn't know, I've never been there before."

(Serenwilde): Zhuth says, "I LIKE CHEEZE!"

OMG MAKE IT STOP
Kante2009-08-18 16:33:49
QUOTE (Everiine @ Aug 18 2009, 12:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Serenwilde): Sawna says, "Anyone know a bit about the village of Igasho who live above Snow Valley?"

(Serenwilde): Aithne says, "Well, they're a village of Igasho."

(Serenwilde): Aithne says, "And they live above Snow Valley."

(Serenwilde): Sawna says, "For reals?"

(Serenwilde): Aithne says, "For reals!"

(Serenwilde): Sawna says, "I thought they were Trill who devoted their life to the study of fine cheese."

(Serenwilde): Aithne says, "Really? Well, I wouldn't know, I've never been there before."

(Serenwilde): Zhuth says, "I LIKE CHEEZE!"

OMG MAKE IT STOP

Threaten their lives if they don't quit acting a fool on CT. Do it. ninja.gif

Show us that Serenwilde is gritty.
Kyoko2009-08-19 00:57:42
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(Magnagora): Anyania says, "Hail, Glomdoring."


laugh.gif I've done that before on an old alt, not easy getting out of that one dry.gif
Kante2009-08-19 02:31:10
I think I once greeted Magnagora as Mhaldor, or Mhaldor as Magnagora.

...or something like that.
Joli2009-08-19 03:56:02
QUOTE (Kante @ Aug 18 2009, 09:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think I once greeted Magnagora as Mhaldor, or Mhaldor as Magnagora.

...or something like that.


When the game first opened and I was playing my old character.. I was talking to Fain and totally called Magnagora Mhaldor.. It was definitely an, "Oh censor.gif!" moment. But he didn't kill me so.. happy.gif
Kyoko2009-08-19 03:58:52
QUOTE
Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and
then quickly solidifies as Layne comes into view.
1570h, 571m, 1575e, 10p ex-murmur
You murmur softly to yourself.
1570h, 571m, 1575e, 10p ex-
Layne utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
1570h, 571m, 1575e, 10p ex-
Layne leaves to the west.
1570h, 571m, 1575e, 10p ex-honours lyne
There is no such person, I'm afraid.
1570h, 571m, 1575e, 10p ex-
The bright sun shines down upon you.
1570h, 571m, 1575e, 10p ex-
You may take another dose of allheale.
1570h, 571m, 1575e, 10p ex-
Yunli bows her head and closes her eyes, then glows with a sparkling silver
light. As Yunli's wounds heal, her face becomes worn and drawn.
1570h, 571m, 1575e, 10p ex-honours layne
Trooper Layne, Combat Trainee (Male Archlich Human).
He is 21 years old, having been born on the 24th of Estar, 222 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 612th in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is an Itinerant Traveler in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is an enemy of your commune.
He is a graduate of the College of Necromantic & Tainted Research (honours).
He is considered to be approximately 3770% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.


Mind you me and Cryger were just training in the swamp.... Luckily I alerted the commune with my car alarm CT biggrin.gif
Callia2009-08-19 04:53:08
I was playing Aetolia, Imperian and Lusternia all at the same time once. I held leadership in both Imperian and Aetolia, and both had events going on, so I was trying to at least make my presence known, but I was in a lusty mood.

So in Aetolia, I am in secret, working with a few other high bloodranked Consanguine on a little plan to try and force another community to welcome a new house, and get out of the way. (A roleplay that had divine involvement, but a stupid DB who will go unnamed decided to blow it and rat us out... but anyways) We are having those who were interested become sired by the two grand dukes involved, and I was Roleplaying out the ritual typing along, t hen sudden I sent a big long message about swearing fealty by blood to me and to my ambitions, etc.. etc...

And it ended up in Noctusari GTS. So I was like crab, copy paste, then alt tabed to Aetolia, posted it in the correct place, alt tabbed back, and GTS Sorry about that, REALLY bad miss.

I saw

Callia says, "Sorry about that, REALLY bad miss."

So I replay Miss... alt tab again, do it again...

Blah says, "Yeah sorry about the miss..."
Blah says, "Freaking damn it."

Finally I get back to Imperian, announce the miss, play it off as a bad dream. I am now getting teasing jokes from all three, combined with all the other stuff going on.

The Callia's fiancee comes on in Lusty and we start making wedding plans...

(Noctusari) Blah says, "So I was thinking instead of a white gown, I'd go with purple, and let you wear the white one..." (At this point I should mention I played a male in Imperian.)

Apalled, I quickly alt tabed again...

(HouseBlah) Blah says, "So I was thinking instead of a white gown, I'd go with purple, and let you wear the white one..."
(HouseBlah) Blah says, "Frack..."
(HouseBlah) Blah2 says, "Bad day your grace?"

Back in Imperian

(Noctusari) Blah2 says, "Well I always knew you were a bit queer..."

So I go back to Lusty tell my fiancee what I mean to say, then deciding to log out of Imperian as the event had mostly died down, I alt tab once more.

(HouseBlah) Blah says, "Farewell Noctusari, Dark blessings and dark dreams."
(HouseBlah) Blah says, "God damn it..."
(HouseBlah) Blah says, "I give up, farewell my family..."
qq

Alt tab again....

(Moondancers) Callia says, "Farewell Noctusari, Dark Blessings and dark dreams."
(Moondancers) Callia says, "Ah hell, I give up. My soul is going to go... bang its head against a soul wall or something."

I never did say good bye to the Noctusari...

Zenon2009-08-19 04:56:18
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honours epicwarbear
Seren Brave Epicwarbear (Male Aslaran).
He is 25 years old, having been born on the 6th of Vestian, 218 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Ward in the Great Forest of Serenwilde.
He is currently enrolled as a Wayfarer in the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Ancestral Glade of the Moonharts.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.


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