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Everiine2009-08-19 05:00:33
Or just plain Epicfail.
Unknown2009-08-19 05:09:26
QUOTE (Callia Parayshia @ Aug 18 2009, 11:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Epic log of mistelling.


twitch.gif wow...just wow.
Jozen2009-08-19 05:23:37
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(Ship): Gero says, "Need to pee."

(Ship): Gero says, "Brb."

(Ship): You say, "Thats why you aetherhunt with a bottle."

(Ship): Liam says, "Amen."
Unknown2009-08-19 06:37:17
Ser Shuyin of the Shadows says, "Praise Crow and His nuts."
Unknown2009-08-19 07:02:11
Kalas Malarious De'Unnero says to Asmoth, "Come to Magnagora young monk."

Asmoth lays his hands upon the Pool of Stars. The air around him sparkles and fills with a thrumming buzz.

Asmoth says, "Pssshhhh..."

You urge Asmoth onwards.

Jozen utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Give Asmoth a break? Nahhhh.
Unknown2009-08-19 08:03:03
(Ship): * says, "Could we make a mud porn?"

(Ship): * says, "About gang banging."
Unknown2009-08-19 08:25:16
ohyeah.gif
Harkux2009-08-19 17:35:26
QUOTE (Kante @ Aug 18 2009, 10:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think I once greeted Magnagora as Mhaldor, or Mhaldor as Magnagora.

...or something like that.



Try calling Hashan 'Serenwilde'.

You get all the nasty tells, then. They don't like Lusternia in Achaea.
Kante2009-08-19 17:50:08
Callia, I lol'd.

Zenon, watch out. I bet he has lasers mounted on his back.
Joli2009-08-19 19:37:16
You say to Xanthus, "Oh I boned with my violin!"

You say, "Bonded."

You stick your tongue out and say 'Ack.'

You flop down onto the ground.



So yeah, pretty horrible typo. What's worse is I was going to send it to Doman on aim because he's mad at me and I thought he'd get a kick out of it. YEAH, HIS MOM WAS USING HIS AIM ACCOUNT! OMG! -DIES-
Fania2009-08-19 19:53:41
QUOTE (Joli @ Aug 19 2009, 12:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So yeah, pretty horrible typo. What's worse is I was going to send it to Doman on aim because he's mad at me and I thought he'd get a kick out of it. YEAH, HIS MOM WAS USING HIS AIM ACCOUNT! OMG! -DIES-


So completely his fault... who shares their AIM with their mom? Don't feel bad hug.gif
Unknown2009-08-19 21:49:08
QUOTE (Callia Parayshia @ Aug 19 2009, 12:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was playing Aetolia, Imperian and Lusternia all at the same time once. I held leadership in both Imperian and Aetolia, and both had events going on, so I was trying to at least make my presence known, but I was in a lusty mood.

So in Aetolia, I am in secret, working with a few other high bloodranked Consanguine on a little plan to try and force another community to welcome a new house, and get out of the way. (A roleplay that had divine involvement, but a stupid DB who will go unnamed decided to blow it and rat us out... but anyways) We are having those who were interested become sired by the two grand dukes involved, and I was Roleplaying out the ritual typing along, t hen sudden I sent a big long message about swearing fealty by blood to me and to my ambitions, etc.. etc...

And it ended up in Noctusari GTS. So I was like crab, copy paste, then alt tabed to Aetolia, posted it in the correct place, alt tabbed back, and GTS Sorry about that, REALLY bad miss.

I saw

Callia says, "Sorry about that, REALLY bad miss."

So I replay Miss... alt tab again, do it again...

Blah says, "Yeah sorry about the miss..."
Blah says, "Freaking damn it."

Finally I get back to Imperian, announce the miss, play it off as a bad dream. I am now getting teasing jokes from all three, combined with all the other stuff going on.

The Callia's fiancee comes on in Lusty and we start making wedding plans...

(Noctusari) Blah says, "So I was thinking instead of a white gown, I'd go with purple, and let you wear the white one..." (At this point I should mention I played a male in Imperian.)

Apalled, I quickly alt tabed again...

(HouseBlah) Blah says, "So I was thinking instead of a white gown, I'd go with purple, and let you wear the white one..."
(HouseBlah) Blah says, "Frack..."
(HouseBlah) Blah2 says, "Bad day your grace?"

Back in Imperian

(Noctusari) Blah2 says, "Well I always knew you were a bit queer..."

So I go back to Lusty tell my fiancee what I mean to say, then deciding to log out of Imperian as the event had mostly died down, I alt tab once more.

(HouseBlah) Blah says, "Farewell Noctusari, Dark blessings and dark dreams."
(HouseBlah) Blah says, "God damn it..."
(HouseBlah) Blah says, "I give up, farewell my family..."
qq

Alt tab again....

(Moondancers) Callia says, "Farewell Noctusari, Dark Blessings and dark dreams."
(Moondancers) Callia says, "Ah hell, I give up. My soul is going to go... bang its head against a soul wall or something."

I never did say good bye to the Noctusari...



Note to self: Never play multiple IRE MUDs at once.

I'm willing to suggest much laughter was had at the IRE HQ as they looked over the logs and saw you getting all of the games crossed.
Shaddus2009-08-19 21:49:27
QUOTE (Fania @ Aug 19 2009, 02:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So completely his fault... who shares their AIM with their mom? Don't feel bad hug.gif

Doman lives with his mom, nothing wrong with that :snicker:
Kyoko2009-08-19 22:06:49
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Doman lives with his mom, nothing wrong with that :snicker:


I live with my mom too, but I'm most likely half Doman's age biggrin.gif

I wish I had the quote from him hitting on me, talk about pedo o_O
Arix2009-08-19 22:20:23
Vermilla puts thirty tarot cards with the image of the Hanged Man in her deck of
cards.

SOMEONE'S into bondage
Mirami2009-08-19 22:28:34
Sibuna Sawna says, "...why haven't I received my bribe yet?"

Kinson looks about himself suspiciously.

(Order): You say, "Oh, and the best of luck to you in the election, Kinson."

Kinson gives a gold sovereign to Sawna.

Kinson Talnara says, "Shhh!"

Sibuna Sawna says, "Bwhaha."

Aiyana arrives from the north.

Sibuna Sawna says, "Mammoth number two, here I come."

Aiyana gets some gold sovereigns from a soft black leather satchel.
Unknown2009-08-20 02:07:41
QUOTE (Romertien @ Aug 19 2009, 05:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sibuna Sawna says, "...why haven't I received my bribe yet?"

Kinson looks about himself suspiciously.

(Order): You say, "Oh, and the best of luck to you in the election, Kinson."

Kinson gives a gold sovereign to Sawna.

Kinson Talnara says, "Shhh!"

Sibuna Sawna says, "Bwhaha."

Aiyana arrives from the north.

Sibuna Sawna says, "Mammoth number two, here I come."

Aiyana gets some gold sovereigns from a soft black leather satchel.


You tell Kinson Talnara, "I better get paid for this."
3885h, 3996m, 3996e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-{d}|Safe|

Kinson tells you, "You'll get kisses, and you don't have too do that."
3885h, 3996m, 3996e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-{d}|Safe|

reply OOC kisses don't count for IC currency
You tell Kinson Talnara, "OOC kisses don't count for IC currency."
3885h, 3996m, 3996e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-{d}|Safe|

Kinson tells you, "Rofl."
Unknown2009-08-20 02:28:02
QUOTE (Bellarin @ Aug 19 2009, 10:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You tell Kinson Talnara, "I better get paid for this."
3885h, 3996m, 3996e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-{d}|Safe|

Kinson tells you, "You'll get kisses, and you don't have too do that."
3885h, 3996m, 3996e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-{d}|Safe|

reply OOC kisses don't count for IC currency
You tell Kinson Talnara, "OOC kisses don't count for IC currency."
3885h, 3996m, 3996e, 10p, elrxkdb<>-{d}|Safe|

Kinson tells you, "Rofl."

They should. A happy OOC Bella is a happy IC Bella. And I like a happy IC Bella, so Kinson had better give you TONS of Kisses! pissed.gif Or else! I have night vision goggles and an airsoft gun. WELTS ON HIS JUNK.
Unknown2009-08-20 03:31:05
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Aug 19 2009, 09:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
They should. A happy OOC Bella is a happy IC Bella. And I like a happy IC Bella, so Kinson had better give you TONS of Kisses! pissed.gif Or else! I have night vision goggles and an airsoft gun. WELTS ON HIS JUNK.


...not cool dude sad.gif
Unknown2009-08-20 03:45:40
(Celest): Razenth (from the Aetherways) says, "Bring swift justice to the
bovines that haunt the highways of the first world! Lead them to Celestian
villages so that we may extract their nourishing milk! Slaughter them where they
stand and bring their carcasses to Celestian villages so that we may eat their
flesh! Keep them and their foul manure off the sacred roads of the Holy
Celestine Empire, men and women of New Celest!"