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Kante2009-08-22 02:42:25
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Aug 21 2009, 08:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
She must have some huuuuge censor.gif boobs for them to strain against freaking FIELD PLATE.

All Taurian chicks have big knockers. Proof:


Edit: Changed "boobs" to "knockers," because knockers is so much more hilarious.
Moiraine2009-08-22 02:58:08
+5 to bludgeoning damage

All the ladies should be Bonecrushers. biggrin.gif
Jozen2009-08-22 03:35:40
I am going to say that is all muscle.
Kante2009-08-22 04:09:03
QUOTE (Jozen @ Aug 21 2009, 11:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am going to say that is all muscle.

Too late. You're a furry now.
Asmoth2009-08-22 04:27:22
QUOTE
The floor shakes as you fire a blast that slams into a forestal gargantuan.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!


The floor shakes as Zalandrus fires a blast that slams into a forestal gargantuan.
A forestal gargantuan suddenly explodes!


Midnight's Fang has been destroyed by an oceanic elemental.
Jozen has died in the imploded wreckage of Midnight's Fang.
You see the death occur at Western Assault Station.
Vathael has died in the imploded wreckage of Midnight's Fang.
You see the death occur at Center Assault Station.
Liam has died in the imploded wreckage of Midnight's Fang.
You see the death occur at Eastern Assault Station.
Vecanamu has died in the imploded wreckage of Midnight's Fang.
You see the death occur at Gallery of Heroes.
Gero has died in the imploded wreckage of Midnight's Fang.
You see the death occur at Helm of the Fang.
Llandros has died in the imploded wreckage of Midnight's Fang.
You see the death occur at Medical Chamber.


Seriously, if you guys want lessons, I'll give you lessons for Credits on how not to blow yourself up EVERY FRIGGIN MONTH.
Asmoth2009-08-22 05:13:07
QUOTE
Midnight's Fang has been destroyed by an oceanic elemental.
Vecanamu has died in the imploded wreckage of Midnight's Fang.
You see the death occur at Gallery of Heroes.
Vathael has died in the imploded wreckage of Midnight's Fang.
You see the death occur at Center Assault Station.
Liam has died in the imploded wreckage of Midnight's Fang.
You see the death occur at Eastern Assault Station.
Jozen has died in the imploded wreckage of Midnight's Fang.
You see the death occur at Western Assault Station.
Gero has died in the imploded wreckage of Midnight's Fang.
You see the death occur at Helm of the Fang.
Esano has died in the imploded wreckage of Midnight's Fang.
You see the death occur at Medical Chamber.
Asmoth2009-08-22 05:14:34
Meanwhile on another bat channel...

QUOTE
Xiim has been destroyed by a swarm of gorgogs.
Othero has died in the imploded wreckage of xiim.
You see the death occur at Empathic Grid.
Velpar has died in the imploded wreckage of xiim.
You see the death occur at War Room.
Kanaya has died in the imploded wreckage of xiim.
You see the death occur at Within The Pyramid Halls Of Xiim.
Dysolis has died in the imploded wreckage of xiim.
You see the death occur at Command Chair.
Zoe has died in the imploded wreckage of xiim.
You see the death occur at War Room.
Fania2009-08-22 05:22:52

QUOTE
Pool of Stars:

Razenth glomps you playfully, knocking you over in his enthusiasm.

Razenth pounces upon you, gnawing upon you hungrily.

A wry smile spreads across Vermilla's face.

Razenth says, "Ahem."

Razenth coughs softly.

You give Razenth a compassionate hug.

Razenth's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

The bright sun shines down upon you.

Razenth says, "Okay, so I actually had a reason behind that."

Razenth says, "My belt's falling apart."

Razenth says, "Kind of need a new one."

You give a trillingly melodic laugh.

Vermilla rolls on the floor, laughing.

You say, "Is that how you tell me?"

Razenth says, "Mayyybe."

Razenth shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

You nod your head emphatically.

Razenth points accusingly at himself.
Everiine2009-08-22 05:37:23
Eeexcellent, our master plan of tricking the great mysterious Snugglie Wugglie into moving to New Celest appears to be working! biggrin.gif
Vathael2009-08-22 05:54:18
With a heavy overhand stroke, Winnae slams a gleaming silver battleaxe down upon Raflein. Winnae hacks into the side of his head with a reverberating thunk of bone, and he stumbles in a confused daze.
The blade shears through Raflein's body, coming clean through the other side with a strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he collapses to the ground.
Raflein has been slain by Winnae.
RAFLEIN IS DOWN.
You gasp with the realisation that Winnae has reached the level of Dauntless.
Raflein drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
9991h, 3273m, 5610e, 1p, 30877en, 19352w exk<>-

A violent tremor rocks the land, causing the earth to shake and the ground to buck beneath your feet.
9991h, 3273m, 5610e, 1p, 30877en, 19352w exk<>-

-spam-

Trooper Winnae, Combat Trainee exclaims, "Winnae got someone!"
9991h, 3262m, 5610e, 1p, 30897en, 19359w elrxk<>-
nice winn

Barendur takes a long drag off his pipe.
9991h, 3262m, 5610e, 1p, 30897en, 19359w elrxk<>-
"Nice!", you say to Winnae with an enthusiastic thumbs up.
9991h, 3262m, 5610e, 1p, 30897en, 19359w elrxk<>-

(Jhagar): Llandros says, "I avenged you liam."
9991h, 3262m, 5610e, 1p, 30897en, 19359w elrxk<>-

With a focused look, Aliod strikes at Tresol with a white gold falcon morning star. Aliod plows the morning star deep into the meat of his left leg, making him stumble and totter.
9991h, 3262m, 5610e, 1p, 30897en, 19359w elrxk<>-

(Jhagar): Veracruz says, "Whoa."
9991h, 3262m, 5610e, 1p, 30897en, 19359w elrxk<>-

+--+ Yukio
9991h, 3262m, 5610e, 1p, 30897en, 19359w elrxk<>-

Tresol takes a drink from a pearl vial.
9991h, 3262m, 5610e, 1p, 30897en, 19359w elrxk<>-

Tresol takes a drink from a bloodstone vial.
9991h, 3262m, 5610e, 1p, 30897en, 19359w elrxk<>-

Tresol takes a drink from a jade vial.
9991h, 3262m, 5610e, 1p, 30897en, 19359w elrxk<>-

Tresol flaps his arms madly.
9991h, 3262m, 5610e, 1p, 30897en, 19359w elrxk<>-

Letting a gleaming silver battleaxe droop, Winnae suddenly heaves it up at Tresol. Winnae hacks deeply into his belly, spraying blood everywhere.
The blade shears through Tresol's body, coming clean through the other side with a strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he collapses to the ground.
Tresol has been slain by Winnae.
TRESOL IS DOWN. WANT TO RECOVER THE BODY?
You gasp with the realisation that Winnae has reached the level of Dynamic.
Tresol drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Tresol drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Tresol drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Tresol drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
Tresol drops a bunch of pennyroyal.
9991h, 3262m, 5610e, 1p, 30897en, 19359w elrxk<>-

Sahmiam suddenly scoops up a bloody ear.
Nydekion suddenly scoops up a bunch of pennyroyal.
Raewyn suddenly scoops up a bunch of pennyroyal.
You suddenly scoop up a bunch of pennyroyal.
Vibeke suddenly scoops up a bunch of pennyroyal.
9991h, 3262m, 5610e, 2p, 30900en, 19373w elrxk<>-

A violent tremor rocks the land, causing the earth to shake and the ground to buck beneath your feet.
9991h, 3279m, 5610e, 2p, 30900en, 19369w elrxk<>-

(Jhagar): Liam says, "Thanks mate."
9991h, 3279m, 5610e, 2p, 30900en, 19369w elrxk<>-
raze Nyd
raze Nyd
You cannot see that being here.
9991h, 3279m, 5610e, 2p, 30900en, 19369w elrxk<>-
Ahh, I am truly sorry, but I do not see anyone by that name here.
9991h, 3279m, 5610e, 2p, 30900en, 19369w elrxk<>-

Trooper Winnae, Combat Trainee says, "Winnae got two someone's."
9991h, 3279m, 5610e, 2p, 30900en, 19369w elrxk<>-

Funny kid. smile.gif
Fania2009-08-22 06:35:41
QUOTE (Everiine @ Aug 21 2009, 10:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Eeexcellent, our master plan of tricking the great mysterious Snugglie Wugglie into moving to New Celest appears to be working! biggrin.gif


And this is why Serenwilde is evil.
Jozen2009-08-22 07:33:22
QUOTE
Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 100.
You have reached the illustrious level of Demigod.
You feel your innermost energies growing to extreme proportions as a darkness takes over your senses. When your senses return, you find yourself in a different location and there is a strange feeling within you.
Celina2009-08-22 08:00:05
Uh

That was fast.

Guess Aetherspace is the new, hip train to demi.
Razenth2009-08-22 08:09:00
I've counted... four Demis that I know made Demi off of hunting. I can count one more Titan who will make Demi soon. There may be more I don't know of.
Furien2009-08-22 08:33:44
QUOTE (Celina @ Aug 22 2009, 01:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Uh

That was fast.

Guess Aetherspace is the new, hip train to demi.


You know what I find really funny?

Last I heard, Jozan and Jozen are brothers IRL. Perhaps even twins.

And they both managed to ride some sort of afk train to Demi.

Vathael2009-08-22 09:38:03
Gero2009-08-22 11:22:16
QUOTE (Celina @ Aug 22 2009, 01:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Uh

That was fast.

Guess Aetherspace is the new, hip train to demi.


Not as fast as Revan, Wall hiding demi in a single day.
Ixion2009-08-22 12:04:10
QUOTE (Vathael @ Aug 22 2009, 01:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Winnae is awesome.


That's my boy!
Unknown2009-08-22 14:34:28
QUOTE
(Newbie): Bobbins says, "Lost? Confused? Bedazzled by my good looks and can't
see the landscape before you? HELP MAPS may be the answer to your problem! Be it
on the Astral plane on the Sphere of Cancer or the Prime Plane in the comfort of
Lolliprin Dell, we have the right map for you!"

(Newbie): You say, "Come now, Bobbins, we all know Spindle is much better
looking."

(Newbie): Ishant says, "Exactly right."

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "Pfft, ganging up on poor, handsome little ol' me?"

(Newbie): Revan says, "Lay off. Bobbins is mine."

(Newbie): Arix says, "And Spindle stole my line anyway."

(Newbie): Spindle says, "Hello everyone! If you need any assistance or have any
questions, feel free to NEWBIE or TELL SPINDLE and I'll be
happy to help!"

(Newbie): You say, "Ok, Spindle. Who's better looking, you or Bobbins?"

(Newbie): Ilyarin says, "Spindle."

(Newbie): Raguel says, "Spindle."

(Newbie): Ishant says, "Skein obvious is the best."

(Newbie): Meae says, "I think Skein's the cute one."

(Newbie): Spindle says, "She is indeed!"
You tell Mister Bobbins, a Fate Guide, "It's ok, Bobbins, we still wub you!"

The pace of the rain slows to a light rain.

Bobbins tells you, "Doesn't seem like it, hmph!"

(Newbie): Kalista says, "I personally got most my help from Mister Spindle when
I was young..I think they are all really good."

(Newbie): You say, "Ok, Bobbins is becoming very self aware right now. We should
all say something nice before he heartstops on us in depression."

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "I wouldn't abandon all the newbies like that, but
hmm.."

(Newbie): Bobbins says, "In any case, if any of you have any questions, do feel
free to ask either of us!"


I am such a griefer.
Shaddus2009-08-22 17:11:28
Uh, Jozan is azn. Jozen is a white boy in high school that plays football.