(Aquamancers): Eventru says, "Have you not heard of the wicked krokani and the faeling?"
(Aquamancers): Eventru says, "The wicked krokani woman, a shadowdancer no doubt, would give out sweets to children, attempting to convince them she was a friend.

(Aquamancers): Eventru says, "First they would enter her garden to get the cookies, then her yard. Then her patio. Then her front door, just to the entryway. Then they would go into the living room. Then into her dining room. Then into her kitchen - where she would promptly dump them into her mixing bowl!"
(Aquamancers): Eventru says, "Moral of the story: Asmoth's cookies contain faeling parts. And he's a dirty old krokani woman."

Asmoth was announcing on the city aethers that he was giving out cookies to young
Aquamancer women...

(Ship): Gero says, "Puff the magic dragon."

(Ship): Ixion says, "Lived by the sea."

(Ship): Gero says, "Lived in the aethersea."

(Ship): Ixion says, "Heh."

(Ship): Ixion says, "Glad no one quotes us."

Asmoth has fallen to the magical prowess of High Wisdom Solanis Carthan.

The resulting shout (after the toadstomp) was very tasteful too!

I hope no one asked what the 'p' stood for. I did. And I regret it.

I did not however I extrapolated some very awesome guesses!

You're all pancakes.

Oh...I thought we were peanuts. Well darn!

Pictured below is the average Lusternian player, as imagined by Asmoth.



Edit: God damn do I look delicious.

Who the hell eats that many pancakes? No one, that's who.

There's an admin I'd like you to meet. His name is Eventru. He has an obsession with blueberry pancakes, and also banana nut pancakes. He likes them a bit undercooked. It's kind of gross.

He'll eat about twenty pancakes in a sitting.

There's an admin I'd like you to meet. His name is Eventru. He has an obsession with blueberry pancakes, and also banana nut pancakes. He likes them a bit undercooked. It's kind of gross.

He'll eat about twenty pancakes in a sitting.