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by Charune

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Unknown2009-08-30 02:25:10
Yeah, he'll get the hang of it. I liked the voices he was using.
Unknown2009-08-30 02:52:39
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(Cantors): Arin (from the Aetherways) says, "Can't... cooking..."

(Cantors): Arin (from the Aetherways) says, "I like to cook when I'm naked."

(Cantors): You say, "Ooh, co--."

(Cantors): You say, "Let me try to ignore that, a few moments..."

(Cantors): You say, "Okay..."

(Cantors): You say, "What are you cooking?"

(Cantors): Arin (from the Aetherways) says, "It's where I am inspired to use my special sauce."

(Cantors): Arin (from the Aetherways) says, "Platters."

(Cantors): Arin (from the Aetherways) says, "Of sandwiches."
Shaddus2009-08-30 05:31:42
We were talking about sorcelglass on Jhagar. This is only part of it.

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Narsrim (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, " I want a vial of Eventru making sweet love to Lyreth while Terentia sidelines and records it with a video camera jacked from Xion."
Seraku2009-08-30 16:23:01
(Clan): Nicholo says, "I only brought that up because Dynami's being a boob that's just asking for a squeezing."

It made me laugh.
Dynami2009-08-30 16:25:07
QUOTE (Seraku @ Aug 30 2009, 12:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(Clan): Nicholo says, "I only brought that up because Dynami's being a boob that's just asking for a squeezing."

It made me laugh.

The reason he called me a boob was because I couldn't remember who Ethelon was for a moment blackeye.gif
Unknown2009-08-30 16:28:39
You just made my homosexuality questionable... ninja.gif
Unknown2009-08-30 19:39:03
QUOTE (Nicholo @ Aug 30 2009, 12:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You just made my homosexuality questionable... ninja.gif

Hey, nothin wrong with a good boob squeezing. Obviously even gay men like it from time to time, as Ilyarin and you have now demonstrated.
Hiroki2009-08-30 21:06:46
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Aug 30 2009, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey, nothin wrong with a good boob squeezing. Obviously even gay men like it from time to time, as Ilyarin and you have now demonstrated.


whatthe.gif scream.gif
Jozen2009-08-30 21:55:30
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(Jhagar): Vathael says, "Haha."

(Jhagar): Vathael says, "Rofl."

(Order): You say, "LOLOLOL."

(Jhagar): You say, "Lol."

(Jhagar): Romero says, "LOOLOLOL."

(Jhagar): Vathael says, "Oh my god."

(Jhagar): You say, "Oh god."

(Order): Shaddus (from the Aetherways) says, "Pardon?"

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness of mind and body remain to attest to Fain's anger.

(Jhagar): Nariah says, "..........."

(Order): Vathael says, "How interesting."

(Order): Romero says, "Sounds like he is choking."

(Jhagar): Vathael says, "Rofl."

(Order): Sthai (from the Astral Plane) says, "Indeed."

(Magnagora): Cthuglum says, "Seeking a smith."

(Magnagora): Llandros (from the Astral Plane) says, "ROFL!"

(Order): Nariah says, "Sounds like he was assaulted on astral by vicious creatures."

(Order): Sthai (from the Astral Plane) says, "Glossolalia, perhaps."

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.

(Magnagora): Hiroki says, "Eh."

(Jhagar): Vathael says, "Oh my god dude."

(Magnagora): Llandros (from the Astral Plane) says, "Tess target on nil."

(Jhagar): You say, "Llandros..."

(Jhagar): Romero says, "STFU YOU GUYS."

(Order): Sthai (from the Astral Plane) says, "Perhaps he ought join me, tis quiet."

(Jhagar): Nariah says, "Oh god, my stomach."

(Jhagar): You say, "Im laughing too hard."

(Jhagar): You say, "I dont even care if i get zapped to hell."

(Magnagora): Hiroki says, "I think the astral is getting to him."
11095h, 4126m, 6555e, 10p, 32400en, 24900w elrxkb<>-
Kante2009-08-30 22:20:51
Today on Lusternia: Eventru logs in on Fain's account. DRAMA ENSUES!
Vathael2009-08-30 23:14:02
(Magnagora): You say, "Who wants to siphon for us."

(Magnagora): You say, "We'll let the sacrificing pass for the time being if you wish to attend."

(Magnagora): Romero says, "We are going to kill dragons, we need someone to siphon. Its simple, it requires you to drain a vortex. Its a massive boost to your abilities and strength. So, someone send a tell or a message if you like to go."

The air grows chill and filaments of blue flame creep across the skies as Raezon, the Forbidden returns to mortal perception.

(Magnagora): Jozen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I am at the Megalith, I will take you up if you wish to come."

(Magnagora): You say, "Ah, Lord Raezon would like to join the crew?"

(Magnagora): Raezon says, "I need not a ship to hunt dragons."

(Jhagar): Romero says, "That was badass."

(Jhagar): Romero says, "Raezon just earned like +5 badass points."
Nariah2009-08-30 23:20:47
He just got +10 badass points with what happened later!
Romero2009-08-30 23:35:40
(Ship): You say, "Revan, lure Raezon to the gun."

(Ship): Vathael says, "Haha."

(Ship): Midnight's Fang says, "Welcome to a battle turret, Jozen."


(Jhagar): Jozen says, "Off we go."
qsc


(Ship): Raezon says, "Why should I need a gun?"

(Ship): Vathael says, "You will zap the Dragons for us, then?"
shipt We just need launch is all. Good to have you aboard, Lord.

(Ship): You say, "We just need launch is all. Good to have you aboard, Lord."
Unknown2009-09-01 04:35:52
Warning! Kinda long!

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Look
The Pool of Stars
(Minus the pool spam, angels, wyrms, dogs, such and such)

Handmaiden Jasmindra La'Saet is here. She wields a coral staff in
her left hand. Ardrem Luxmarina is here. He wields a coral staff in his left hand. Sister
Illiana is here. She wields a feminine lavender tahto staff with purple amethyst with both
hands. Deathguard Jozen, Scion of Dawneye is here, shrouded. He wields a vicious katana
with both hands. Ajern is here. He wields a twin dragon tahto staff with both hands. Elder
Sahmiam Mes'ard, Challenger of Light is here, shrouded. He wields a dark serrated chain
with both hands. Darling Xanthus, The Sweetest Troubadour is here. He wields a white
angelic lyre in his left hand and a glowing powerstone in his right. Lord Fist Romero,
Prince of Demons is here, shrouded. He wields a golden sunburst shield in his left hand
and a damning symbol of domination in his right. Grand Inquisitor Inagin La'Saet,
Companion of the Blade towers here. He wields a rapier of the Holy Flame in each hand.
Lord General Unitos Dekoven is here. He wields a solid steel warhammer in each hand.
Arian, Aqua Spout is here. He wields a delicate dreamcatcher in his left hand. Aqua
Initiate Callise d'Thanatos is here, sprawled on the ground. Squire Kreon Zayah, Ward of
Kelly is here. He wields a claymore of purified steel with both hands. Mukyu Ardmore
Mes'ard, Apprentice of the Way is here. Bloodsworn Malicia La'Saet is here. She wields a
gleaming ivory-handled rapier in her right hand. Lady Lorina, Hand of the Exalted Lord is
here. She wields a coral staff in her left hand and a silver scaled shield emblazoned with
crossed blades in her right. Bloodsworn Nydekion La'Saet is here, shrouded. He wields a
coral staff in his left hand and the Pulsing Orb of Glorious Life in his right. Larksyne,
Cardinal Plainsong is here. She wields a glowing powerstone in her left hand and a
harmonious sea-blue viola in her right. Ecclesiarch Razenth is here. He wields a holy
symbol of the light in his left hand and a golden sunburst shield in his right. Kyoodai
Liam, Apprentice of the Way is here, shrouded. Apprentice Dysolis Heatherwood is here,
shrouded. He wields a circular shield of the volcano in his left hand and a twisted staff
in his right. He is surrounded by one reflection of himself. Archmage Telperion Eli'Silar,
Testament of Truth is here, shrouded. He wields a coral staff in his left hand and a
golden sunburst shield in his right. He is surrounded by one reflection of himself. Squire
Sipelus, Ward of Malicia is here, shrouded. He wields a lightweight golden battle hammer
in each hand.

You lay out a spread of your finest cuisine and delicacies before your guests. Enjoying
the food yourself, you delight even more at the sight of everyone indulging themselves in
this epicurian feast, eating and drinking until utterly satiated. The fine meal not only
lifts your spirits, but enhances your body as well.

Began with 43 platters of bacon (That's right, bacon), ended with 9. So.. I suppose it was only a metaphorical breaking of bread.

If Pectus isn't a housewife, I don't know what the hell she is.
Zenon2009-09-02 01:17:17
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The Portal of Fate flashes as Flamingbunny steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.
Kante2009-09-02 01:17:22
The Portal of Fate flashes as Flamingbunny steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.

I thought of a gay bunny, and not a bunny on fire. Does that mean there's something wrong with me?

Edit: Picking on fae makes me feel better about myself.

Sniggering cruelly, you mock a sylph about her pathetic life.
A sylph breaks down and sobs, telling you how true it is that she is nothing but a pathetic fraud.
A sylph cowers meekly before you, submitting to your grasp, shuddering at the sight of the scarab.

Edit edit: (Glomdoring): Klhoe (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333."
Casilu2009-09-02 05:31:27
(Magnagora): Dysolis (from the Aetherways) says, "Haven't been able to get off."
Kante2009-09-02 06:01:18
(The Swarm): Krellan says, "Esano has entered at Maeve!"



(The Swarm): Krellan says, "Dysolis has entered at Maeve!"



(The Swarm): Krellan says, "Ceren has entered at Maeve!"



(The Swarm): Krellan says, "Malarious has entered at Maeve!"



(The Swarm): Krellan says, "Jozen has entered at Maeve!"



(The Swarm): Krellan says, "Asmoth has entered at Maeve!"



(The Swarm): Krellan says, "Thoros has entered at Maeve!"



(The Swarm): Krellan says, "Liam has entered at Maeve!"



(The Swarm): Krellan says, "They're going for maeve."
Kante2009-09-02 06:12:47
The inner worm of Celina says, "Oh balls."
Unknown2009-09-02 09:17:10
Nicholo discussing some technical problems with love. Sadhyra gives relationship advice!
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Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Whisperer of Night's Secrets looks down on the floor, twiddling with the ring gently with his fingers with great care. He sighs, his chest heaving as he whispers, "Very much an obstacle..."

Dispassionately, you say, "Then again, when I mate to birth, I kill my lover." She shrugs once, expression unreadable. "There are many odd things in this world."

You have emoted: Sadhyra pauses a beat, adding, thoughtfully, "That was intended to be consoling..."

Biting down on his lower lip as he crosses his legs once more, Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Whisperer of Night's Secrets says, "Oh, I thought that it was meant to discourage me more.."

You say, "Only if you intend to father my children."

Spinner Nicholo Nightshade, Whisperer of Night's Secrets says, "... no thank you..."

Nicholo glances askance.
I giggled, imagining his face.