Everyone is wrong but me.

(Harbingers): Haliyzin says, "My life force appears to have sprung a leak."

Which is why you're going on a trip! You're going to be the first man to ski....IN SPACE

Oh man, that's so cute.

The Divine according to Sthai:

(Black Lullaby): Sthai says, "Fain is the Rape Train, or more accurately, Pyramid Head. Red coloration, big knife, focus on raep raep raep."

(Black Lullaby): Sthai says, "Morgfyre is a tentacle monster in a nice suit and an ascot."

(Black Lullaby): Lyla says, "I can get behind that."

(Black Lullaby): Sthai says, "Raezon videotapes it, but he never sells it; he just accumulates it for his own nefarious reasons."

(Black Lullaby): Eoin says, "Oh god, Sthai. I am in love with your brain."

(Black Lullaby): Eoin says, "I would like to subscribe to it."

(Black Lullaby): Sthai says, "That being watching it with Viravain, who's a goth fag hag with schizophrenia."

(Black Lullaby): Sthai says, "Viravain sometimes hangs out with her best buddy Shikari, but ever since he got into furrydom, he's been spending most of his time out in the back 40 with a large black wolf suit."

(Black Lullaby): Sthai says, "Often, he runs into Lisaera, who spends her time running around butt naked in a pentacle the size of a dinner plate, and seems to go from binging to purging, and refers to everything in terms of the Great Threefold Goddess."

(Black Lullaby): Sthai says, "Terentia is really a guy, but looks better than everybody else in a toga, and doesn't let anyone forget it. Often found out LARPing; carries a huge sword IRL."

(Black Lullaby): Sthai says, "Eventru is FABULOUS, dahlink, and spends most of his time in front of a mirror assuring that his bling and his dress match."

(Black Lullaby): Sthai says, "There is a lot of bling."

(Black Lullaby): Sthai says, "Nobody's ever seen Elostian, but rumor has it he works for 4chan."

(Black Lullaby): Sthai says, "And Maylea runs the local coop. She's not too in touch with reality, but she makes great cookies."

My reason #2:

You go with good intentions to fight...
You get there... the screen scrolls continuously... you die...
Then someone asks you... you die?

>/

(Jhagar): Ceren says, "Ha, your name is pink now."

(Jhagar): You say, "What. ."

(Jhagar): Ixion says, "Pink heh."

(Jhagar): Veracruz says, "Your new name is candycane."

(Jhagar): Ceren says, "I'm highlighting allies in orchid."

(Jhagar): Ceren says, "I picked it because it's similar to violet, which is the colour I use for most of my 'person is getting pwned' echoes."

(Jhagar): You say, "So wait."

(Jhagar): You say, "Ergo your allies always are getting pwned? ."

(Jhagar): Ceren says, "No, the volume of pink/violet on the screen corresponds to the degree of pwnage occurring."

(Jhagar): You say, "I so wanted a fight."

(Jhagar): You say, "God damn this game disappoints so much."

(Jhagar): Ceren (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I am basically a non com shopkeeper influence whore now."

(Jhagar): You say, "Haha."

(Jhagar): Ceren (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Cause there's no more combat."

(Jhagar): You say, "Yea there is."

(Jhagar): You say, "If you're a noob."

(Jhagar): Ceren (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Lol."

(Jhagar): Ixion (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Or zerger."

QFT

EDIT: Language!

Huh. See, I don't think that holds true. I did NAMEGEN HUMAN MALE and got... let's see... Blck, Chthy, Chrck...

It clearly does not understand the concept of vowels. Alternately, they're trying to sound Georgian (the country).

Humdy doo...just got done with a quest. Going to meet up with Raf so we could go talk about some things and decided to check on one of my proteges. My other protege Rayth, I spotted kissing this girl earlier...so......imagine my surprise when...



You gaze into a glittering tierstone.
Elisor is at A luxurious bedroom tinted green in an aether manse.

You tell Brother Elisor, Supplicant of Humility, "Whatcha doin'?"


Elisor tells you, "Making babies!"

You tell Brother Elisor, Supplicant of Humility, "With whom?"

Elisor tells you, "Heh. Just kidding."

Elisor tells you, "Tella wants to be my mate but she's kinda wierd."

You tell Brother Elisor, Supplicant of Humility, "I hope you aren't going for
it.."

You tell Brother Elisor, Supplicant of Humility, "She and Rayth were kissing
earlier.."

You tell Brother Elisor, Supplicant of Humility, "I would so back off of her and
I'll tell Rayth the same."


Elisor tells you, "I don't doubt it. She straight up asked me if I wanted to
mate with her."

You tell Zetetic Tella, "Hmm."

You tell Zetetic Tella, "You and I are going to have problems, little miss."

Elisor tells you, "Then she brought me to this manse. I'm trying to keep it
casual but she's trying to move on."

You tell Zetetic Tella, "You will not be making out with my protege Rayth and
then next thing trying to mate with my other protege, Elisor."

You tell Brother Elisor, Supplicant of Humility, "Tell her that I've requested
to see you, then just go do something else."

Elisor tells you, "I mentioned you and she got uncomfortable."

You tell Brother Elisor, Supplicant of Humility, "Oh yes."

Elisor tells you, "Ha! Yes! She's getting caught!"

Elisor tells you, "Don't send her tells!"

Elisor tells you, "I wanna trap her!"

You tell Brother Elisor, Supplicant of Humility, "You tell Zetetic Tella, "You
will not be making out with my protege Rayth and then next thing trying to mate
with my other protege, Elisor"."

Elisor tells you, "Yes! Go you!"

Elisor tells you, "She's about to leave!"

You tell Zetetic Tella, "We are Tahtetso, not common women, my dear."

You tell Zetetic Tella, "Hold yourself in high regard and be the Lady you were
meant to be."

Tella tells you, "You are right of course."

Tella tells you, "I almost made a big mistake."

You tell Zetetic Tella, "You did, my child."

Zetetic Tella (Female Aslaran).
She is 16 years old, having been born on the 8th of Vestian, 228 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
She is unranked in Lusternia.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is a Peasant in the Righteous Kingdom of New Celest.
She is a Freshman Novice in the Tahtetso.
She is currently enrolled as a Student in the Empyreal Academy.
She is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
She is not currently active in any family.

You tell Zetetic Tella, "Be a one-man woman."


Tella tells you, "You are right."

Elisor tells you, "I think she left. I tried to bide some time with Balian
earlier but he had to sleep so it didn't work."



I lol'd

Maybe I'm just ignorant, but...why would you ever post something like that?

To make you feel ignorant.

Hax!

For real

(Order): Elostian says, "Commune bondage?"

(Order): Elostian says, "What in the name of Roark's nonexistent underwear are you talking about?"

I dunno about you. But I thinks someone has cold feet about marriage.

Hey no picking on my big bro after he just comes back.

Fine. I'll pick on Grenny. Who has 800 months with her lovey.

That doesn't stop me!