Quotes 5

by Charune

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Unknown2009-09-12 08:14:06
Romero tells you, "And Fain doth look down on his tainted creation and it was good. But he needed more tanks, so he created the ur'bash on the 5th day so that his flock might multiply."
Unknown2009-09-12 08:29:03
northeast

A rusty pressure valve slithers around your mind.
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You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your legs.
Trigger {salvealarm} removed.
Trigger {lagalarm} removed.
The salve has no discernable effect.
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--- echoing passage -------------- 3:6:-3 ---
Echoing passage.
There are 5 festering garghouls here. Shifting between translucent and solid, a spectral garwight glares about hatefully. There are 2 garghasts here.
You see exits leading northeast and southwest.
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A festering garghoul hisses and spits a glob of green acid at you, causing your flesh to burn and singe.
A festering garghoul stretches out and swipes you with a slime covered hand, and your body tingles with an odd sensation.
diagnose
Shrugged
A festering garghoul stretches out and swipes you with a slime covered hand, and your body tingles with an odd sensation.
diagnose
Shrugged
Your blood settles down, its poison immunity fading.
A spectral garwight surges forward, slashing viciously at you with its claws.
A garghast coughs out a flaring cloud of hot embers towards you that singe and burn your skin.
drink frost
A festering garghoul hisses and spits a glob of green acid at you, causing your flesh to burn and singe.
A festering garghoul hisses and spits a glob of green acid at you, causing your flesh to burn and singe.
A garghast swipes at you with a crooked arm, and you feel numb throughout your body.
focus body
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drink allheale
immunity
You are:
Variables and classes reset to their startup values
blind.
paralysed.
afflicted by a crippled left arm.
devoid of senses.
an insomniac.
ablaze.
drink frost
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swing gatekeeper right hand
swing gatekeeper left hand
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Steam rises from your skin as the fires that plague you are extinguished.
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You begin focusing your mind on your motor skills.
Trigger {focusalarm} removed.
Trigger {lagalarm} removed.
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The allheale burns your throat and makes your eyes water.
Your muscles unlock; you are no longer paralysed.
swing gatekeeper right hand
swing gatekeeper left hand
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The potion flows down your throat without effect.
-northeast

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Your left arm must be free.
-northeast
ql
info here
who here

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Your left arm must be free.
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swing gatekeeper right hand
swing gatekeeper left hand
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--- sharp turn in the catacombs -- 4:7:-3 ---
Sharp turn in the catacombs.
Delport Gate
A circular seal of iron is fixed into the wall here. There are 3 garghasts here. There are 4 spectral garwights here. There are 4 festering garghouls here.
You see exits leading southwest and northwest.
A spectral garwight snarls viciously at you, turning to face you.
A spectral garwight snarls viciously at you, turning to face you.
A spectral garwight snarls viciously at you, turning to face you.
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There is no exit in that direction.
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Sharp turn in the catacombs.
Delport Gate
A circular seal of iron is fixed into the wall here. There are 3 garghasts here. There are 4 spectral garwights here. There are 4 festering garghouls here.
You see exits leading southwest and northwest.
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"seal67012" a circular seal
"garghast60728" a garghast
"garghast55686" a garghast
"garwight61028" a spectral garwight
"garwight60883" a spectral garwight
"garghoul56306" a festering garghoul
"garghoul57839" a festering garghoul
"garghoul52943" a festering garghoul
"garwight42326" a spectral garwight
"garghast54668" a garghast
"garwight59032" a spectral garwight
"garghoul52903" a festering garghoul
Number of objects: 12
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You see the following people here:
Thoros
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A garghast coughs out a flaring cloud of hot embers towards you that singe and burn your skin.
A garghast reaches out and grabs you, holding you tight to its chest in a smouldering embrace.
A spectral garwight surges forward, slashing viciously at you with its claws.
Opening its maw horrifically, a spectral garwight lets forth a piercing scream, the noise reverberating around in your mind painfully.
A festering garghoul stretches out and swipes you with a slime covered hand, and your body tingles with an odd sensation.
diagnose
Your increased immunity allows you to easily resist hadrudin.
A festering garghoul turns toward you and screeches out a long howl, throwing your mind into a dazed fog.
A festering garghoul hisses and spits a glob of green acid at you, causing your flesh to burn and singe.
A spectral garwight's arm becomes translucent as it punches you in the chest. You feel only a slight tingle for a moment before a spectral garwight seems to clench its fist and a wave of cold pain shoots through your body, causing you to shiver uncontrollably.
A garghast reaches out and grabs you, holding you tight to its chest in a smouldering embrace.
A spectral garwight's arm becomes translucent as it punches you in the chest. You feel only a slight tingle for a moment before a spectral garwight seems to clench its fist and a wave of cold pain shoots through your body, causing you to shiver uncontrollably.
The corpse of a spectral garwight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a festering garghoul falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a garghast falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a garghast falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a festering garghoul falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a garghast falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a festering garghoul falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a festering garghoul falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a spectral garwight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a garghast falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a spectral garwight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a hooded gatekeeper falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a hooded gatekeeper falls out of your inventory.
Your body begins the process of transforming into a lich.
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(Magnagora): Romero (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It appears we have a novice in the catacombs, would someone mind retrieving the body so he doesn't have to reform?"

D:
Unknown2009-09-12 14:02:25
QUOTE (Thoros LaSaet @ Sep 12 2009, 04:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Technically not even a word.

Pwnt
Unknown2009-09-12 17:59:10
(Ship): Psylisa says, "Do I have time to make a sandwich really quick?"

(Ship): Psylisa says, "Um, mis."

(Ship): Desitrus says, "All women near me are always welcome to make me sandwiches."

(Ship): Narynth says, "I want one too...nevermind."

(Ship): Ishant says, "Clearly we live in an enlightened age."
Kante2009-09-13 02:36:53
edit: Post removed due to a small discussion. Smiley left for lulz.

Celina2009-09-13 02:49:24
rolleyes.gif
Lekius2009-09-13 04:47:53
Man, the intricacies of a Narsrim "raid" are bested only by his one-liners such as:
QUOTE
Narsrim tells you, "Eat summoning resistance."


Yes, I did try and raise cudgel.

And then his illusions, bravo on those.

QUOTE
Melville's eyes roll back into his head and he begins to chant ugly, discordant words. With each syllable uttered, white, viscous smoke oozes out of his mouth.
The smoke envelops you, leaving behind a thick coat of sticky slime.
Jozen points at the tainted earth beneath your feet, snarling with a look of madness on his face. The ground begins to tremble.
Unitos calls down a beam of brilliant light upon you.
"An omen is upon us, an end upon you," sings Narsrim, while a darkwood mandolin encased in iron filigree and bone lets loose with screaming melodies, and he looks directly at you.
^---- that was ONE programmed illusion.

Below was his OTHER masterpiece:

Holding an ashen blade of bone wrapped in elven sinew poised at an angle overhead, Jozen unleashes a violent assault at your left leg. Jozen strikes the tendon above your left heel, and you scream in agony as it's completely severed.
Sweeping a menacing double-edged klangaxe through the air overhead, Ixion sends it whooshing straight towards your head. Ixion strikes your neck, and blood fountains out in a thick spray.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
You notice that your sweat glands have begun to rapidly secrete a foul, oily substance.
Vathael's eyes roll back into his head and he begins to chant ugly, discordant words. With each syllable uttered, white, viscous smoke oozes out of his mouth.
The smoke envelops you, leaving behind a thick coat of sticky slime.


What a class act, amirite? content.gif
Razenth2009-09-13 04:55:41
Er.... what's so funny about that?
Gregori2009-09-13 04:58:16
QUOTE (Razenth @ Sep 12 2009, 10:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Er.... what's so funny about that?



Oh, I find lots funny about it.
Lekius2009-09-13 05:01:50
QUOTE (Razenth @ Sep 12 2009, 09:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Er.... what's so funny about that?


How is that not funny to you? "Eat summon resistance" You can't EAT summon resistance, like Diamante said, there's no nutritional value in it. Not even calories!
Casilu2009-09-13 05:06:34
If you find it funny, you might gave more problems than Mistah J. freaked.gif
Gregori2009-09-13 05:08:56
Ignore Casilu, she is just not cynical enough.
Casilu2009-09-13 05:12:57
QUOTE (Gregori @ Sep 12 2009, 10:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ignore Casilu, she is just not cynical enough.


Would you prefer if I changed personas? Hey diddle diddle, time for a riddle?
Unknown2009-09-13 05:47:37

(Ship): The Great Arachnid says, "Praise Nocht! Warning! My energy level is critically low!"

(Ship): Nyir says, "Ilosia, I am not sure this is something to celebrate."
Desitrus2009-09-13 07:04:34
QUOTE (Lekius @ Sep 12 2009, 11:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Man, the intricacies of a Narsrim "raid" are bested only by his one-liners such as:


Yes, I did try and raise cudgel.

And then his illusions, bravo on those.



What a class act, amirite? content.gif


Regardless, make sure your envoy pastes the second one to the report regarding programmed illusions and remind them to comment that it will fire for every person who enters, possibly giving up 100+ lines of text instantly to a ww80 player. I'm gone for the next few days so I can't log in to add it myself.

Cheers.
Lekius2009-09-13 07:25:11
QUOTE (Desitrus @ Sep 13 2009, 12:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Regardless, make sure your envoy pastes the second one to the report regarding programmed illusions and remind them to comment that it will fire for every person who enters, possibly giving up 100+ lines of text instantly to a ww80 player. I'm gone for the next few days so I can't log in to add it myself.

Cheers.


We don't have an envoy at the moment but believe me if it gets in before the report is submitted, I'll be sure to pass that along.
Esano2009-09-13 07:26:35
Pass it along to another envoy, then. They ought to take it into consideration.
Lekius2009-09-13 07:41:47
QUOTE (Esano @ Sep 13 2009, 12:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pass it along to another envoy, then. They ought to take it into consideration.


Done and done! content.gif
Unknown2009-09-13 08:16:04

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "Gero is touching me inappropriately with his symbol and he didn't even pay me yet."

(Magnagora): Narsrim says, "You can't rape the willing Jigan, but we can gag you."

(Magnagora): Jigan says, "I ain't willin' till I get my money."
Jozen2009-09-13 19:31:37
QUOTE
Liam screams in pain as a hulking three-horned bull rakes his horns across Liam's torso.
Liam screams in pain as a hulking three-horned bull rakes his horns across Liam's torso.
Liam screams in pain as a hulking three-horned bull rakes his horns across Liam's torso.
Liam screams in pain as a hulking three-horned bull rakes his horns across Liam's torso.
Yurok screams in pain as a hulking three-horned bull rakes his horns across Yurok's torso.
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General Vathael Feyranti, Knife of Fain says, "You have a mighty yell."
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A hulking three-horned bull paws the ground angrily before charging at Liam, knocking him to the ground with a painful-sounding crunch.
Liam screams in pain as a hulking three-horned bull rakes his horns across Liam's torso.
Liam screams in pain as a hulking three-horned bull rakes his horns across Liam's torso.
Yurok screams in pain as a hulking three-horned bull rakes his horns across Yurok's torso.
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You swing an ashen blade of bone wrapped in elven sinew at a hulking three-horned bull. You cut him, leaving a messy gash.
You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
The music here inspires you to greater heights.
The blade shears through a hulking three-horned bull's body, coming clean through the other side with a strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he collapses to the ground.
You have slain a hulking three-horned bull.
Your score in the Great Hunt increases!
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
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General Vathael Feyranti, Knife of Fain says, "Oh liam is going down."
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Liam casually whimpers at his armpit.
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A hulking three-horned bull paws the ground angrily before charging at Liam, knocking him to the ground with a painful-sounding crunch.
Liam screams in pain as a hulking three-horned bull rakes his horns across Liam's torso.
Liam lets loose a horrific scream as a hulking three-horned bull stabs his three horns deep into Liam.
Liam has been slain by a hulking three-horned bull.
Liam drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Liam drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Liam drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Liam drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Liam drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Liam drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Liam drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Liam drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Liam drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Liam drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Liam drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Liam drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Liam drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Liam drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Liam drops the corpse of a hulking three-horned bull.
Liam drops a sparkleberry.
Yurok screams in pain as a hulking three-horned bull rakes his horns across Yurok's torso.
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(Jhagar): Yuniko says, "Oops ohmy.gif."
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Ixion rolls on the floor, laughing.
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General Vathael Feyranti, Knife of Fain says, "There it is."
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Ixion rolls on the floor, laughing.
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