Quotes 5

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Sidd2009-09-16 06:36:04
Edited, Celina was in clan channel, but otherwise, quote is 100% true
Kante2009-09-16 07:38:52
Ragniliff Stormcrow towers here. She wields a rosethorn rapier in each hand. Lyco d'Erlette is here. He wields a howling, argentine battle hammer in each hand. Ser Shuyin of the Shadows towers here, shrouded. He wields a blackened justiciar's rapier in each hand. Celina, the Whisper of Death towers here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand and a dark shield in the form of crow wings in her right.

I feel dwarfed in comparison. I can has demigod?
Eventru2009-09-16 08:48:23
QUOTE (Sidd @ Sep 16 2009, 02:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Edited, Celina was in clan channel, but otherwise, quote is 100% true


Now it's a real quote! You and your falsities confusing the poor mortals.
Tervic2009-09-16 15:49:13
QUOTE (casilu @ Sep 15 2009, 10:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Me (10:14:44 PM): I should plan out large scale raids IG and tell the people I'll be raiding when and where I'll do it on the public newsboards with an elaborate riddle...
Tervic (10:14:52 PM): XD
Me (10:17:07 PM): Then claim a superior intellect when they fail to stop me.
Tervic (10:17:18 PM): teeheehee
Me (10:17:21 PM): Ooooh, green armour with a question mark on it!
Tervic (10:17:40 PM): XD
Tervic (10:17:43 PM): you want me to?
Me (10:17:51 PM): No, no, no
Tervic (10:17:58 PM): no?
Me (10:18:05 PM): NO!
Tervic (10:18:12 PM): why?
Me (10:18:13 PM): That's just asking for trouble.
Tervic (10:18:19 PM): but it'd be censor.gif in hilarious
Tervic (10:18:23 PM): I'm starting the design now
Me (10:18:38 PM): Next you'd need to make an axe shaped like a question mark, and where does that get us?
Tervic (10:18:44 PM): joy

I read your last thing as "What does that get us?" And I've already started laying out the green questionmark armour. It's almost as good as Wuylinfe's smileyface shield.
Harkux2009-09-16 21:39:23
(*): Gregori says, "So... I fell asleep this morning coding healing stuff... woke up... and all my code was interlaced with large enter gaps and random characters cause I rolled over on my keyboard sad.gif."


-honks the horn of the failboat-
Karel2009-09-16 22:37:31
Edit: @Arix - From Gero. My quote:

QUOTE
You make a fist and punch towards a spectral woman, releasing a blast of pure
elemental energy that slams into her, searing her flesh.
You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!

My first Critical other than...Critical. \\o/
Tervic2009-09-16 23:12:50
QUOTE (casilu @ Sep 16 2009, 02:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If it makes you feel better, I'll send you random tells whenever I see you doing anything to make it distracting/stressful/humourous.

Just get an otter pet and sic it on her.

QUOTE (Arix @ Sep 16 2009, 03:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
heh, let's get back to quotes, heh

EDIT: also, where can I get one of these smiley avatars?


Dude, don't you look at sigs? Ask Gero, he's responsible for the LolFacePocalypse.

Quotes!

QUOTE
Casilu:I will punch through your roof.
Aerotan2009-09-17 02:38:24
speaking of fire

QUOTE
(Wishes): Jozan says, "He's going to get damned."
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


(Wishes): Hyon (from the Aetherways) says, "Is he gonna go buck wild and kill everything."
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-


A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
3192h, 3218m, 3666e, 10p, 13600en, 15580w elrxp-
Eventru2009-09-17 04:08:18
Hey, Eventru's here. More quotes, while I sort through and delete a bunch of posts.
Aerotan2009-09-17 15:18:54
QUOTE
Xedrik Luminare, Adherent of the Mother sings to an armoured badger, "Badger, badger, badger, badger..."
2856h, 2823m, 3372e, 10p, 12240en, 14160w elrx-


Xedrik Luminare, Adherent of the Mother sings to a mushroom circle, "Mushroom, mushroom."
2856h, 2823m, 3372e, 10p, 12240en, 14160w elrx-


A look of sweetest innocence overtakes Xedrik.
2856h, 2823m, 3372e, 10p, 12240en, 14160w elrx-
Desitrus2009-09-17 16:14:31
QUOTE
Defron arrives from the south.
6680h, 5025m, 7200e, 10p, 29400en, 23400w elrxkb<>-

Defron slips and falls in the puddle of puke.
6680h, 5100m, 7200e, 10p, 29400en, 23400w elrxkb<>-

A green eyelash viper slithers out to the east.
6680h, 5100m, 7200e, 10p, 29400en, 23400w elrxkb<>-


"What the...?" says Defron, looking puzzled.
6680h, 5100m, 7200e, 10p, 29400en, 23400w elrxkb<>-

The puddle of puke dries up and disappears.


Best skill in the game.
Karel2009-09-17 17:05:08
ohmy.gif What skill is that in?
Tervic2009-09-17 17:27:11
QUOTE (Karel @ Sep 17 2009, 10:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ohmy.gif What skill is that in?


Brewmeistery I think.
Arix2009-09-17 19:20:03
One of the reasons I didn't switch to Brewmeistery
Desitrus2009-09-17 19:33:31
QUOTE
BREWMEISTER - PUKEMASTER

Syntax: BREWMEISTER PUKE
Sometimes you can just have imbibed too much alcohol! You can reduce your alcohol level by puking it out of your system. Be careful, though, as this will leave behind a slippery puddle of nastiness. You can only puke 3x per day.
Lehki2009-09-17 19:50:10
QUOTE
BREWMEISTER - PUKEMASTER

Syntax: BREWMEISTER PUKE
Sometimes you can just have imbibed too much alcohol! You can reduce your alcohol level by puking it out of your system. Be careful, though, as this will leave behind a slippery puddle of nastiness. You can only puke 3x per day.
I can't decide if I think that's horrible or awesome.
Tervic2009-09-17 19:51:53
QUOTE (Lehki @ Sep 17 2009, 12:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can't decide if I think that's horrible or awesome.


Awesomely Horrible.

Horribly Awesome?
Lehki2009-09-17 19:53:24
QUOTE (Tervic @ Sep 17 2009, 03:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Awesomely Horrible.

Horribly Awesome?

Awesomely horrible, that's the one.
Kante2009-09-17 21:34:12
You swing a darkened hammer at an orc archer. You fiercely thrust your hammer hard into him.

Eh-eh-eh. suspicious.gif
Casilu2009-09-18 02:11:18



The Great Arachnid has been destroyed by a noxious, many-winged gruul.
Nyir has died in the imploded wreckage of The Great Arachnid.
You see the death occur at A pulsating spinneret.
Cryger has died in the imploded wreckage of Cryger.
You see the death occur at Ilosia's lung.
Sadhyra has died in the imploded wreckage of The Great Arachnid.
You see the death occur at Through the eyes of Ilosia.
Psylisa has died in the imploded wreckage of The Great Arachnid.
You see the death occur at Ilosia's waist.
Sidd has died in the imploded wreckage of The Great Arachnid.
You see the death occur at Within the right chelicera.
Nya has died in the imploded wreckage of The Great Arachnid.
You see the death occur at At the lining of the mouth.
Razik has died in the imploded wreckage of The Great Arachnid.
You see the death occur at Within the hidden mist of Ilosia.
Perludia has died in the imploded wreckage of The Great Arachnid.
You see the death occur at Within the left chelicera.

Let the Cryger fat jokes begin?