Quotes 5

by Charune

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Rancoura2009-09-18 02:15:25
QUOTE (casilu @ Sep 17 2009, 09:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The Great Arachnid has been destroyed by a noxious, many-winged gruul.
Nyir has died in the imploded wreckage of The Great Arachnid.
You see the death occur at A pulsating spinneret.
Cryger has died in the imploded wreckage of Cryger.
You see the death occur at Ilosia's lung.
Sadhyra has died in the imploded wreckage of The Great Arachnid.
You see the death occur at Through the eyes of Ilosia.
Psylisa has died in the imploded wreckage of The Great Arachnid.
You see the death occur at Ilosia's waist.
Sidd has died in the imploded wreckage of The Great Arachnid.
You see the death occur at Within the right chelicera.
Nya has died in the imploded wreckage of The Great Arachnid.
You see the death occur at At the lining of the mouth.
Razik has died in the imploded wreckage of The Great Arachnid.
You see the death occur at Within the hidden mist of Ilosia.
Perludia has died in the imploded wreckage of The Great Arachnid.
You see the death occur at Within the left chelicera.

Let the Cryger fat jokes begin?



...Should really get around to giving those proper room names. Looks terrible.
Lehki2009-09-18 02:25:53
This happened over the course of like 10 minutes or something because I was running back and forth between my computer and the kitchen.

QUOTE
You say to a handsome, brown stag with rainbow wings, "I... need to name you."

Deep in thought, you lean your cheek on your hand.

Marshall Sarrasri Talnara, Arrow of the Hunt says, "Name him Lehkius."

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "Fusion-ha."

(House of Shadows): You say, "Riiight."

Unblooded Meae says, "I always mix those two up."

Marshall Sarrasri Talnara, Arrow of the Hunt says, "They even mix each other up."

You say, "It's true."

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "Rainbow wings."

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "Seriously."

(House of Shadows): You say, "I'm not wasting credits on zimorou."

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "We shall give your stag to Xiel."

(House of Shadows): You say, "He should have his own already. xP."

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "Not with rainbow wings though."

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "Wings for stags is so amusing."

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "Ears beneath my wings!"

The stag's sleek coat is brown, which adds to the creature's handsome appeal. The stag gazes curiously about himself. His solid, arching neck culminates into a crown of branching antlers that sweep up in a graceful curve, and he has rainbow wings. Widespread ears sit below them, alert for those who would disturb his habitat, ensuring he is ready to flee on slender legs or use his antlers to deadly effect.

(House of Shadows): Dylara says, "I hope one day they fix stag descs."

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "I shall giggle at the rainbow wings above Lehkius' ears."

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "Since that's what we shall call Lehki's stag."

(House of Shadows): You say, "I am not calling it Lehkius. D:."

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "Are too."

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "I can just trap you."

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "Oh hmm."

Sarrasri gives 1000 gold sovereigns to you.

The trueheart protects you against the commands of Sarrasri.

The trueheart protects you against the commands of Sarrasri.

You feel your will manipulated by a pooka.
Done! A handsome, brown stag with rainbow wings will now be named 'Lehkius.'

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "There."

(House of Shadows): Dylara says, "Boom."

Sarrasri whispers something to a pooka.
A pooka seems to settle down.

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "The stag now has a name."

Sarrasri pets a handsome, brown stag with rainbow wings ingratiatingly.
A handsome, brown stag with rainbow wings shifts his eyes over Sarrasri with a look of suspicion.

(House of Shadows): Dylara says, "Teehee."

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "Pet lehkius You pet a handsome, brown stag with rainbow wings ingratiatingly."

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

(House of Shadows): You say, "Omg."

(House of Shadows): You say, "I can't believe you did that."

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "I so did that."

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "It's 1000 gold well spent."

You raise an eyebrow at a handsome, brown stag with rainbow wings.
A handsome, brown stag with rainbow wings nods his head at you.

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "See, he likes it."

(House of Shadows): You say, "It's worse then thorose. D:."

(House of Shadows): You say, "Or whatever that thing was."

(House of Shadows): Sarrasri says, "Thorhorse."
Arix2009-09-18 03:54:17
Joli tells you, "My tits are awesome."

Context unneccesary
Unknown2009-09-18 04:12:04
QUOTE (Arix @ Sep 17 2009, 11:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Joli tells you, "My tits are awesome."

Context unneccesary

Look, are the boobs?


They're awsome then.
Casilu2009-09-18 04:15:07
QUOTE (Kialkarkea @ Sep 17 2009, 09:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Look, are the boobs?


They're awsome then.


http://lmgtfy.com/?q=fat+man+boobs
Joli2009-09-18 04:20:34
QUOTE (Arix @ Sep 17 2009, 10:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Joli tells you, "My tits are awesome."

Context unneccesary




(Celest): Telperion (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Did anyone lose a set of robes?"

(Celest): Arix (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Seems like an odd thing to lose."

You tell Brother Arix Carthan, "Not if you're as good looking as me!"

Arix tells you, "Old lady hangy boobs. that is all."

You tell Brother Arix Carthan, "My tits are awesome."
Nori2009-09-18 05:36:57
Brother Gero, Student of Malice says to Chroi, "Would have liked to discharge it
into ye."
Kelysa2009-09-18 09:45:02
If it makes you feel better, I starved Thorhorse to death. :/
Kelysa2009-09-18 09:45:08
Hamstray!
Casilu2009-09-18 18:37:32

Iorden gets a gold sovereign from a leather backpack.


Using his wrist cleverly, Iorden flips a golden sovereign up into the air. You watch, mesmerized, as it spins rapidly through its arc. It hits the ground and you see that the tails side is facing up.


WHAT HAVE I DONE!? crying.gif
Unknown2009-09-18 23:50:01
QUOTE
Seraku is a founder of the Mak'Reya family.
Seraku was born into the Oujinari family.
Spouse:
Zasha Mak'Reya Petergriffen>
Parents: Unknown
Children:
Wigberht Fai'ame
Dragoria Mak'Reya
Grandchildren:
Cecily Fai'ame


Where are Brian, Stewie, Lois, Chris and Meg?
Unknown2009-09-19 00:08:24
QUOTE (Pectus Dawneye @ Sep 18 2009, 07:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Where are Brian, Stewie, Lois, Chris and Meg?

honours petergriffen
Petergriffen (Male Aslaran).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 5th of Dvarsh, 227 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Empyreal Academy.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

...what.

I'm so confused. sad.gif
Tervic2009-09-19 00:11:51
QUOTE (casilu @ Sep 18 2009, 04:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Not very. A certain someone had to get me watching Batman cartoons for some reason.

I'm innocent, I swear.

QUOTE (Ried @ Sep 18 2009, 05:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
honours petergriffen
Petergriffen (Male Aslaran).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 5th of Dvarsh, 227 years after the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a graduate of the Empyreal Academy.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

...what.

I'm so confused. sad.gif


Main character of Family Guy
Reiha2009-09-19 02:24:54
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.
5014h, 4606m, 4072e, 10p, 20245en, 19030w esSilrxk<>-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the
lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot
pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin
to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness
of mind and body remain to attest to Eventru's anger.



sad.gif
Dynami2009-09-19 04:28:45

QUOTE
The Portal of Fate flashes as Dynamri steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.


ohmy.gif
Nori2009-09-19 05:29:43


Shadow Warrior Tervic Sijamrak, Guardian of Nature knocks firmly upon his plate
armor.
-
Shadow Warrior Tervic Sijamrak, Guardian of Nature says, "Bonk bonk."



It could've been sleep deprivision or the sugar high, but I found that hilarious.
Gero2009-09-19 08:16:27
CODE
Eventru places The Admiral of Tides upon the third square of the playing surface.
You have bested Eventru at the game of Fate, winning 0 gold sovereigns.


Thus Gero defeats the Gods, one step a time.
Jozen2009-09-19 10:14:43
Postulant Rylen says, "Crucify is so powerful that she died without being on it."
Unknown2009-09-20 00:35:34
QUOTE
Reiha Nightshade, Consort of the King says, "I'm a eunuch."

Seji Jurgo ri'Tou, Sigira en-Kereglel says, "Don't you have a big staff."


Noope. Context doesn't make it make more sense.
Gero2009-09-20 01:09:42
Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
You use 10000 of your divine essence.
You throw your arms up to the skies and conjure a bolt of brilliant white lightning, which you hurl towards Viynain.

Viynain pew
You tell Cor Viynain of the Blood, "Pew."

You feel your power to zap another mortal return.

Viynain tells you, "Pewpew."