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Anyway, Xashu is our..special little guy. Very special.
Anyway, Xashu is our..special little guy. Very special.
(Shadowdancers): Rekath (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And I'm sick of these slimy frogs touching me."
Raped.
Raped.
Name thief! *mutter*
How very very true.
No...
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The tensions of your life finally cause you to crack, and you quietly utter an insane giggle.
How very very true.
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An ansuz rune tells you, "Have you seen your spouse?"
No...
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Ethelon a'Ishial yells, "No, there will be no cowering, as Glomdoring only strikes while we are all in slumber."
Hahahahahahhahahahahah.
EDIT:
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Deathguard Jozen Dawneye, Knife of Nifilhema's voice reverberates, "I will be going to sleep for the next few years, have fun Lusternia."
Aww
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A sad merian clown says, "An old merian lost his sight to old age, but still insisted on enjoying his life to the fullest. Well, he went to a bar, but it ended up being the Wailing Woman, little did he know."
A sad merian clown says, "The old merian took a seat at the bar, ordered a drink, and asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a viscanti joke. The bar went quiet."
A sad merian clown says, "The patron sitting next to the old merian leaned over and said, 'You should be aware the bartender is a viscanti, this is the Wailing Woman Inn in Magnagora, the men at the table behind us are viscanti, I am the Queen's Own Torturer and the woman to your left is the Grand Duchess of Magnagora. Do you wish to still tell your joke?"
A sad merian clown says, ""Nah," the old merian said, "I don't wanna have to tell it and then explain it five times over.""
A sad merian clown exclaims, "GET IT?!"
A sad merian clown says, "The old merian took a seat at the bar, ordered a drink, and asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a viscanti joke. The bar went quiet."
A sad merian clown says, "The patron sitting next to the old merian leaned over and said, 'You should be aware the bartender is a viscanti, this is the Wailing Woman Inn in Magnagora, the men at the table behind us are viscanti, I am the Queen's Own Torturer and the woman to your left is the Grand Duchess of Magnagora. Do you wish to still tell your joke?"
A sad merian clown says, ""Nah," the old merian said, "I don't wanna have to tell it and then explain it five times over.""
A sad merian clown exclaims, "GET IT?!"
And just as I was telling Sarrasri and Aiyana that viscanti children had better jokes than merian ones as they stood next to me:
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A laughing viscanti clown says, "What do you call a Hartstone after he has sipped a love potion?"
A laughing viscanti clown exclaims, "Horny!"
Childishly, a laughing viscanti clown sticks his tongue out at you.
A laughing viscanti clown exclaims, "Horny!"
Childishly, a laughing viscanti clown sticks his tongue out at you.
QUOTE (Nariah @ Oct 5 2009, 01:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And just as I was telling Sarrasri and Aiyana that viscanti children had better jokes than merian ones as they stood next to me:
I had nothing to do with those kids, I swear.
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You say to a sad merian clown, "I don't think your father would have liked you being a
clown."
A sad merian clown exclaims, "No! I don't wanna go home! I wanna see the bear!"
With a wild, insane fit of laughter, a boyish clown cartwheels off.
Giggling manicly to himself, a sad merian clown clomps in.
A sad merian clown says, "Your father wouldn't like your face, so we're even."
You give a horrified gasp.
A sad merian clown glares angrily at you.
With a wild, insane fit of laughter, a boyish clown cartwheels off.
You say to a sad merian clown, "Well. Your father regrets seeing yours."
A sad merian clown exclaims, "No! I don't wanna go home! I wanna see the bear!"
With a wild, insane fit of laughter, a boyish clown cartwheels off.
Giggling manicly to himself, a sad merian clown clomps in.
A sad merian clown says, "Your father threw himself off Avechna's Peak after seeing yours the day you were born."
With a wild, insane fit of laughter, a boyish clown cartwheels off.
Giggling manicly to himself, a sad merian clown clomps in.
A sad merian clown says, "Your father threw himself off Avechna's Peak after seeing yours
the day you were born."
With a wild, insane fit of laughter, a boyish clown cartwheels off.
You give a trillingly melodic laugh.
You say to a sad merian clown, "No. That was your mother, upon learning you lived."
A sad merian clown exclaims, "No! I don't wanna go home! I wanna see the bear!"
With a wild, insane fit of laughter, a boyish clown cartwheels off.
You give a sad merian clown the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.
A sad merian clown descends into a sudden and violent fit of coughing, multicoloured
phlegm appearing in flecks along the back of his hand.
A sad merian clown says, "Haha, you insulted the wrong person."
A sad merian clown's hand darts out and, before you know it, has your nose grasped between
its fingers. With a painful squeeze, he leans forward and looses an ear-splitting "HONK!"
directly into your ear.
A sad merian clown exclaims, "Therefore you suck Nilcakes!"
A sad merian clown cackles hellishly.
With a wild, insane fit of laughter, a boyish clown cartwheels off.
You thrust your palm towards your forehead and hit it with a resounding *smack*!
A sad merian clown shouts, "Pectus sucks Nilcakes... Pectus sucks Nilcakes... Pectus sucks Nilcakes..."
Mystic Yuniko Auralius, Midnight Black Rose booms, "Why the long face?"
A sad merian clown shouts, "I saw Pectus' baby portraits."
(Celest): Xiphoid says, "Hmm. That was very strange. What's a Nilcake?"
(Celest): You say, "I don't know."
(Celest): A sad merian clown says, "It's a big old wad of uck!"
(Celest): You say, "No! That's your face!"
(Celest): A sad merian clown says, "Your face, you mean?"
(Celest): You say, "Nope. Clearly yours."
(Celest): A sad merian clown says, "I'm a mirror you're you, whatever you say is really
eww."
(Celest): Arix says, "I wonder If I could make an actual nilcake. must remember that for
next time design spots open up."
(Celest): You say, "...Come here, child. I need to cuff you."
A sad merian clown yells, "Help, help! I'm being repressed!"
(Celest): Xiphoid says, "I fail to understand why someone would suck on something that
they don't know what is."
(Celest): Arix says, "You haven't met Aiyana then."
(Celest): Arix says, "One wonders what Pectus did to annoy the clown."
(Celest): You say, "I was prettier then him, of course."
(Celest): You say, "Clown, say nothing."
(Celest): A sad merian clown says, "Huh? Oh, sorry. Was that Pectus, or is the pile of poo
talking to me again?"
(Celest): A sad merian clown says, "Look so much alike."
(Celest): A sad merian clown says, "AHAHAHAHAHA!"
(Celest): Arix says, "I would have said hairball, but to each his own."
You say, "At least I know only babies and little girls wear pom poms."
"Hmph!" You snort.
(Celest): A sad merian clown says, "Pectus, what would you know about little girls? You
never were one!"
(Celest): Arix (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hehe."
(Celest): You say, "I know. Because I was there when Arix was one."
(Celest): Arix (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That's sad, trying to deflect attention to me because you can't think of reply."
(Celest): You say, "Yes.. Yes it is."
clown."
A sad merian clown exclaims, "No! I don't wanna go home! I wanna see the bear!"
With a wild, insane fit of laughter, a boyish clown cartwheels off.
Giggling manicly to himself, a sad merian clown clomps in.
A sad merian clown says, "Your father wouldn't like your face, so we're even."
You give a horrified gasp.
A sad merian clown glares angrily at you.
With a wild, insane fit of laughter, a boyish clown cartwheels off.
You say to a sad merian clown, "Well. Your father regrets seeing yours."
A sad merian clown exclaims, "No! I don't wanna go home! I wanna see the bear!"
With a wild, insane fit of laughter, a boyish clown cartwheels off.
Giggling manicly to himself, a sad merian clown clomps in.
A sad merian clown says, "Your father threw himself off Avechna's Peak after seeing yours the day you were born."
With a wild, insane fit of laughter, a boyish clown cartwheels off.
Giggling manicly to himself, a sad merian clown clomps in.
A sad merian clown says, "Your father threw himself off Avechna's Peak after seeing yours
the day you were born."
With a wild, insane fit of laughter, a boyish clown cartwheels off.
You give a trillingly melodic laugh.
You say to a sad merian clown, "No. That was your mother, upon learning you lived."
A sad merian clown exclaims, "No! I don't wanna go home! I wanna see the bear!"
With a wild, insane fit of laughter, a boyish clown cartwheels off.
You give a sad merian clown the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.
A sad merian clown descends into a sudden and violent fit of coughing, multicoloured
phlegm appearing in flecks along the back of his hand.
A sad merian clown says, "Haha, you insulted the wrong person."
A sad merian clown's hand darts out and, before you know it, has your nose grasped between
its fingers. With a painful squeeze, he leans forward and looses an ear-splitting "HONK!"
directly into your ear.
A sad merian clown exclaims, "Therefore you suck Nilcakes!"
A sad merian clown cackles hellishly.
With a wild, insane fit of laughter, a boyish clown cartwheels off.
You thrust your palm towards your forehead and hit it with a resounding *smack*!
A sad merian clown shouts, "Pectus sucks Nilcakes... Pectus sucks Nilcakes... Pectus sucks Nilcakes..."
Mystic Yuniko Auralius, Midnight Black Rose booms, "Why the long face?"
A sad merian clown shouts, "I saw Pectus' baby portraits."
(Celest): Xiphoid says, "Hmm. That was very strange. What's a Nilcake?"
(Celest): You say, "I don't know."
(Celest): A sad merian clown says, "It's a big old wad of uck!"
(Celest): You say, "No! That's your face!"
(Celest): A sad merian clown says, "Your face, you mean?"
(Celest): You say, "Nope. Clearly yours."
(Celest): A sad merian clown says, "I'm a mirror you're you, whatever you say is really
eww."
(Celest): Arix says, "I wonder If I could make an actual nilcake. must remember that for
next time design spots open up."
(Celest): You say, "...Come here, child. I need to cuff you."
A sad merian clown yells, "Help, help! I'm being repressed!"
(Celest): Xiphoid says, "I fail to understand why someone would suck on something that
they don't know what is."
(Celest): Arix says, "You haven't met Aiyana then."
(Celest): Arix says, "One wonders what Pectus did to annoy the clown."
(Celest): You say, "I was prettier then him, of course."
(Celest): You say, "Clown, say nothing."
(Celest): A sad merian clown says, "Huh? Oh, sorry. Was that Pectus, or is the pile of poo
talking to me again?"
(Celest): A sad merian clown says, "Look so much alike."
(Celest): A sad merian clown says, "AHAHAHAHAHA!"
(Celest): Arix says, "I would have said hairball, but to each his own."
You say, "At least I know only babies and little girls wear pom poms."
"Hmph!" You snort.
(Celest): A sad merian clown says, "Pectus, what would you know about little girls? You
never were one!"
(Celest): Arix (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hehe."
(Celest): You say, "I know. Because I was there when Arix was one."
(Celest): Arix (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "That's sad, trying to deflect attention to me because you can't think of reply."
(Celest): You say, "Yes.. Yes it is."
Evey, if that was you
Probably after I post this we'll have egged him on for more. Buut I'm lazy.